Vol 5 Chapter 261: Size problem

Everything about the wedding was kept simple, but the key to Jiang Qiluo was still thinking about it. For example, even though she didn't have time to prepare the wedding gown for Ling'er, she prepared a red hijab.
It’s just that Luo Feng and Ling'er, who is covering their face, are sitting on the marriage bed together. They look a little abnormal. This is mainly because the monk robe and robe of Master Luo has not been changed in time. If someone breaks in, maybe I thought Luo Feng was playing a scene in Journey to the West.
Ling'er's face is covered by the red head, and she can't see her expression, but from the small fist she clenched on her knees, one can guess that the girl who is about to undergo the biggest transformation in a woman's life is nervous at this moment. Nothing to add.
According to the script, Luo Feng should lift her hijab, say something self-conscious, and then use the old driver's rich experience in racing, just like coaching Ayesha at the beginning, to give Ling'er a flying experience.
Compared with the little plum in the original plot, Luo Feng is confident that Ling'er can enjoy a perfect first experience. He is not the first brother in love, and he has countless postures, which not only unlocks human breeding skills, aliens and humanoids. It is also an expert in biological breeding.
Full of inexplicable superiority, Luo Feng, who was about to lift his hijab and start creating humans, suddenly flashed a flash of light in his mind, squinted his eyes and used his mental power to probe Ling'er's body. After taking a precise measurement, his heart suddenly became cold. Half way!
He didn't even count the thousands of calculations, but Tiandao dug such a big pit to wait for him. The bright red bridal chamber that looks ambiguous and warm at the moment is actually more dangerous than the sea of ​​fire!
Luo Feng is indeed a good performer. Compared with the first brother Xiaolizi in the original plot, I don’t know where the roughness is, but if he relies on his strength and strength to fight and rush, he will rely on his broken realm of warrior body. , The steel plate can be worn daily, not to mention a soft and cute girl?
To be absurd, the night of the bridal chamber is about to complete. I wonder if Ling'er may be dreaming of a happy and warm marriage in the future, but Luo Feng is thinking about how to create people without killing Ling'er.
Luo Feng can't help but worry about these side matters, but the real problem lies in front of him. If this hurdle is passed, happy events can become funerals!
Heaven is embarrassing him!
Obviously Ling'er was not suitable for him, Tian Dao had to make a pair of the two, and then kicked the ball to Luo Feng, let him solve the unsuitable difficulties.
The unsuitable mentioned here refers to the physical size.
Luo Feng's height is close to 1.90 meters, the broken body is sturdy and well-proportioned. Ling'er is 1.62 meters tall and weighs only 48 kilograms. Although it is a bit of the most adorable height difference, the difference in diameter in some private places is not at all. Moe.
For some reasons, Luo Feng has been specially strengthened, which is far more majestic than ordinary men. If the excitement rises, the size will intensify.
Even with the use of gun pressure techniques, Luo Feng could hardly guarantee that Ling'er would not scream in pain. The tools of the crime were unbearable, and the skills, strength, frequency, and experience were useless.
In a small pistol game, you can take out Italian cannons. No matter how good marksmanship is, you can't play it!
This is a bit embarrassing...
It is absolutely undesirable to ignore the size difference. Luo Feng didn't want to be selected for the Darwin Award for the Lord Investigator. He died and was ridiculed for millions of years.
The so-called Darwin Award for the Leading Investigator, also known as the "Most Stupid Way to Die Award", is a self-deprecating award made by investigators in their hard work. The main purpose is to spur new investigators. Show them the fate of the predecessors.
The bride blasted to death on the wedding night, and at the same time angered the two supreme existences of Tiandao and Nuwa will. And because the death was the root of the world, the world also withered, so he was first beaten by the two supreme beings, and then died with the world, completely The annihilation became a piece of void and could no longer resurrect.
If Luo Feng is so dead, he can at least be ranked in the top three of the Darwin Awards, the so-called happiness is nothing more than this!
However, now that the arrow has to be sent on the string, they have already entered the bridal chamber, and are designated by Tiandao as the father of the next Nuwa descendant. It is impossible to shrink the egg, and will become the villain Boss.
But the real conditions don’t match, you can’t do it yourself, take out a straw, and use artificial insemination to complete the bridal night, right?
Not to mention that this undermines Luo Feng's reputation as the heavens in the night clothes and the dignity of being the most powerful gentleman in the heavens. It is also very unfair to Ling'er. Doesn't she mean keeping a living widow and marrying an incapable person? Withered man?
Furthermore, the birth of Nuwa's descendants is not simply a biological reproduction, but also involves the law of causality, air transport, world rules, etc., and has many restrictions.
First of all, the descendants of Nuwa must be women, which violates the common sense of biology.
Secondly, the descendants of Nüwa are passed on from generation to generation. If there is a descendant of Nüwa, it is impossible to give birth to her sisters.
Once again, the descendants of Nuwa must have true love and nature. Even if both parents later turned against each other, they must be in love and harmony when they were pregnant.
Finally, the descendants of Nuwa must be naturally bred, and the descendants of Nüwa in vitro have never been born.
Nüwa descendants are not biological inheritance of Nüwa genes, gods are already another level of life form, transcending the laws of physics, and there is no concept of biological genes at all. Luo Feng wants to take scientific and technological means to obtain Nüwa descendants. Violating the basic rules of Xiu Xian side, it is impossible to succeed.
This is uncomfortable, even if the toothpicks stir up the big tank, Luo Feng's dignity is damaged, but at least it will not delay the birth of a child. Besides, there are also collections in Luo Feng's warehouse to increase the medicine. Even the head female dragon can match the medicine.
The Immortal Lord God Research Institute only developed potions for augmentation, but did not develop potions for reduction, probably because there are not many male investigators who are too annoyed because of the small demand.
The more he thinks about it, the more distressed Luo Feng is. This is a major matter related to life and death and reputation after death. In case it is not handled properly, it will die to nothing, and the stinking will be hung on the Darwin Award monument for thousands of years. It's not guaranteed for the evening festival!
This shows how dangerous the work of the investigator of the Lord God is, even if ordinary people think it is a great thing for Sister Lin from the sky, it may be a death trap that will never be restored!
This is exactly how the medicine will hate less when it is used, and Luo Feng knows that the seemingly useless LM medicine can be used to save lives at certain critical moments!
He couldn't help secretly making up his mind that if he can survive the difficulties this time and return to Liberty City, even if he pays his own money, he must ask the research institute to develop a male version of the beautiful boy LM potion to deal with the extremely complex and dangerous conditions in the heavens.
When necessary, a man must be able to bend and stretch. What a painful realization this is!
This is also a story. Whether Luo Feng can survive tonight is hard to say, it depends on whether he wants to find a solution to the problem.