Vol 5 Chapter 305: Dugu Yuyun's Melancholy
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Lord God Investigator
- Xiao Zhong Niu
- 1743 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:41:18
On the top of the solemn, pure and dusty Shu Mountain in the past, there was an ambiguous atmosphere of playfulness and joy. With the encouragement of Luo Feng, the cultivators boldly mingle with the girls, and chatted together in groups. God, the communication started.
Breaking the barriers and encouraging contact is only the first step in the blind date meeting. Luo Feng also thoughtfully arranged a small game interactive session, prepared exquisite snacks and drinks, and opened the grove of the back mountain of Shushan...
In the corner of the lively blind date meeting, Dugu Yuyun seemed out of place, and his whole body exuded the negative energy of resentment that strangers shouldn't be near.
As an older generation of immortal cultivators, he really couldn't understand the new practice of Zen Master Luo. Immortal cultivating was supposed to be a path of loneliness and purity, but a painful process of cultivating his heart.
Among other things, the Shushan sword repairs Yuanyang to create a pure yang body. As a result, it is now necessary for men and women to pair yin and yang to blend, which violates the ancestral motto of the Shushan school for five hundred years. If the ancestor goes down to see this scene, It is estimated that they will be alive to death, and personally clean up all these unscrupulous descendants who have had a great time with the beautiful little fairies.
Younger disciples accept new things very quickly, and the older generation like Dugu Yuyun can be insensitive. It really can't hold back the old face and seem to be able to play as his granddaughter.
Dugu Yuyun succumbed to the situation, not because he agreed with Zen Master Luo’s concept. Although he said that he was different and did not conspire, he had nowhere to go when he left Shushan. He could only pinch his nose to compromise and seek completeness, thinking about passing this life. If you ask for nothing, then you can reincarnate in the next life and start again.
She was hiding in a small corner where no one was sulking. Suddenly, someone slapped her shoulder. Dugu Yuyun turned her head to look, only to see Luo Feng standing behind him with a smile, and asked with concern: "Such a good day. Beautiful scenery, what is Brother Dugu Dao hiding here, why don't you look for his significant other?"
The old man blushed and shook his head: "The Zen Master is going to make fun of the old man. The old man is a few dozen years old, with his face full of folds and a big beard, he will not join in the fun with young people."
"Friends of Daoists are quite wrong. Single dogs do not matter how old they are. Old dogs have several teeth. As long as the grass is tender enough, they can chew!"
Luo Feng eagerly encouraged: "Look at your younger brother, who is just a few years younger than you, and he has married seven wives. You live a small life every day. That's a nourishment! Your old cultivation base is higher than Jiujianxian. That's too much. That ray of Yuanyang is extremely pure. It's the favorite type of the horrible fairies. It's very popular, and it's super popular. Don't be presumptuous.
Dugu Yuyun felt that his ears had been insulted, and shook his head again and again: "Don't mention my self-willed and depraved brother, I and he are not the same! I'm sorry, the concept of practice is contrary to that, the old man really can't accept it, and I asked the Zen master. Forgive me, give me some face!"
Luo Feng frowned and said, "Brother Dao, you are so incompatible, and the poor monk is very embarrassed! Brother Dugu Dao, your concept is a bit old and pedantic. If this continues, the progress of your practice will become more and more backward, dragging everyone back. A good leader who cares about and loves his subordinates must teach you some life experiences and give you pointers."
Lonely Yuyun was a disgusting person, and the situation was better than others, and he could only bite the bullet and listen to Luo Feng's words.
"Friends of Taoism, open your eyes to see the entry of the poor monk's Taoism."
Luo Feng appeared and said, pointing to his nose and said: "The poor monk back then had no celestial fate. The realm of cultivation is not as good as that of the disciples of Shushan Outer Sect. Now the realm is higher than you. Do you know why?"
Dugu Yuyun had discovered this a long time ago, and he was also puzzled. He was defeated by Luo Feng and Sedum back then, but he was a hundred unconvinced. He believed that winning with more fights and less money is absolutely invincible. I was very frustrated by defeat.
After being locked up for a few years and letting it go again, Luo Feng, the demon monk, didn’t know what adventure he had. He even climbed to the sky in one step. In a few years, he has been practicing hard for a lifetime. Dao Fa cultivation has reached the realm of the earth immortal peak. After approving the quota for becoming a god, he will be able to ascend in the day!
This makes people more popular than others. In order to practice the Shushan Pure Yang technique, Dugu Yuyun gritted his teeth and rejected the beauties, sacrificed love, and with the determination of lonely and enduring old age, the hands of the sword were worn out. He was also puzzled by being caught up by the demon monk.
Luo Feng asked and replied: "Isn’t it because the poor monk fell in love and got married quickly? Look at the old man Jing. Compared with you, the realm of Dao Dharma is not in the sky and the underground? They not only marry the wife and pay. With a beautiful concubine, even Jiu Jianxian's disciple Li Xiaoyao is now on par with you. Isn't it because they are proud of their love? There are so many living examples in front of them, why don't you say you don't get rid of it? "
Although facts speak louder than words, Dugu Yuyun’s education really cannot allow him to accept this absurd reality. He couldn’t help but refute:
However, Taoist practice should be pure-hearted, single-minded and single-minded. Only when you have no distractions..."
Luo Feng curled his lips and said: "There are three thousand avenues and one scoop for each. Don't always be confined to your Shushan school single dog practice method. You Shushan are only rising stars. The Qionghua school, the number one in the immortal world, is no better than your Shushan. That’s too much. People’s "male and female swords" cultivation method is more advanced than yours. You shouldn’t be complacent and learn from each other."
Hundreds of years ago, when the Qionghua School was in great shape, the Shushan School was still a little brother. People were strong enough to lift the school to ascend. If the Shushan School wanted to ascend, they had to cheat their friends and kill their wives like the King of Prisoners. The table was loyal to show that the six relatives did not recognize it before they could barely get one or two places. The difference cannot be recorded.
Luo Feng used the advantages and disadvantages of the practice method to suppress Dugu Yuyun, which really made him irrefutable, but the old stubborn still said bitterly: "But... the old man is really unintentional, and the twisted melon is not sweet. Don't force the old man."
Luo Feng squinted at him for a while, seeing Dugu Yuyun with a guilty conscience. For fear that the demon monk would turn his face, he didn't realize that Luo Feng suddenly leaned in his ear, thiefly lowered his voice and said, "So that's the case, I didn't expect Dao friends. It’s because of the problem of orientation. It doesn’t matter. Poor monks have always done everything well. Poor monks such as handsome little men and little men are also recruited. If you are interested, you can go to the secret room with the poor monks. There is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, you Shushan There are many disciples who have different orientations and don't want to find female companions. They all socialize with the little brothers in that secret room."
Dugu Yuyun had the desire to die, and he knew for the first time that there were still many gays among the Shushan disciples. When he was the head of the group, the gays hid so deeply that they did not dare to come out. Dugu Yuyun was dragged to the door to deal with it. Now Master Luo is in power, and his thoughts are absolutely tolerant. As long as it is love, regardless of gender, it is treated equally, not only does not suppress, but also greatly encourages it!
However, ascetic organizations, it is easy to breed men. Before Shu Shan, the door rules of prohibiting marriage and love, the inner disciples forbid female sex, of course, after a long time, things will be reversed, forcing many originally normal disciples to look at the same teachers. The brothers became more and more handsome.
After all, how do you fall in love with different genders? Marriage of the opposite is for reproduction, and the same is true love!
Luo Feng also holds the idea that he won’t get pregnant even if he has a try. Maybe the power generation will be more sufficient. He boldly assumes, carefully verifying, and actively seeks objects for the deep-chat men in the Shushan faction. He wants to see how gays fight. Can the hot sparks from the sword make electricity?
Dugu Yuyun couldn't help it anymore, and said angrily: "The old man doesn't like men, but he wants to be quiet and quiet when he is old. The Zen master should leave the old man's private affairs alone!"
Luo Feng's face sank, and he said with a nasty voice: "Dugu Yuyun, you are now in the military position. This blind date is a military task, which is related to the battle preparation of the fairy army. Today, you don't want to contact the little fairies. If you disobey the military order, the poor monk can ask the military law to deal with you! The poor monk is staring at you here, and immediately find a little banshee or a little male demon to play with, or don't blame the poor monk for being rude!"