Vol 2 Chapter 15: Reprimand Fury

Crossbones took advantage of the girl's Deadpool to be restrained by the arrow rain, sneaking from behind, and after approaching, like a tiger pounced, two electric shock scepters stabbed the thin waist of the spicy girl.
When the electricity was fully turned on, blue fire was blazing, and the ponytail of the girl who was caught off guard by the electricity turned up.
"Ah uh uh uh uh..."
The girl's death server groaned tremblingly. Under the high-voltage electric shock, she didn't seem to be affected much. She screamed in a trembling voice: "It's so exciting, it's so cool, come on, I want to..."
She turned around abruptly, grabbed the crossbones, turned his body to the direction of the flying arrows, and used him as a shield.
The electric shock scepter of the crossbones is still releasing current, and the human body is also conductive. The captured crossbones immediately enters the state of continuous electrotherapy. He is not as durable as the girl's deadpool, and he is electrocuted to death again.
While being treated with electrotherapy, his became an arrow target, and all the arrows shot by Hawkeye stuck on it.
The Falcon hovered in the air, and he was holding two submachine guns in his hands, but Natasha and the crossbones were entangled with the girl's deadpool and couldn't shoot rashly.
He suddenly retracted his wings and dived, wanting to pounce on to save the two, but he never thought that the girl's deadpool reflexes were extremely keen, dropped the crossbones and jumped, avoiding his dive, and jumped onto his back. , Pinched the back of his neck with one hand, waving a baseball bat with the other hand, screaming excitedly: "Oh la la la la..."
She took the Falcon as a flying mount, rode him in circles in the air, and beat the Falcon with a baseball bat from time to time, just like a happy little cowboy.
"To deal with an archer, the cavalry charge!"
I don’t know how to control the fierce horse struggling under the crotch. The girl’s deadpool said with a solemn tone like a general. She drove the falcon and swooped forward, using the baseball bat as a knight’s pike, and rushed down and turned over. Hawkeye too late to dodge.
She pulled the reins again, turned the eagle back and flew towards Natasha and the crossbones who had just gotten up, knocking them to the ground again one by one.
The falcon was stunned by her, and the high-tech wings did not know what was wrong, the flying eagle mount was slammed on the ground and landed with a prostate brake.
When the Falcon stopped, the girl Deadpool jumped off the eagle's back, tidying up her long hair that had been stiffened by electricity, and compared it to Luo Feng with a V.
"Boss, it's done."
It takes about three minutes.
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Nick Fury stroked his bald head and shook his head again and again. This is really ugly and shameful. How could there be such a group of agents under his hand!
This was still the elite selected from the 100,000 S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, who was labeled as such a virtue and completely shamed his face.
It’s not that easy to clean up the four S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in the original version of Deadpool. It is likely to be held back by two or three of them, but the current girl version of Deadpool has humans endowed by the LM super sero fighter type. Pinnacle attribute.
What is the concept of human peak?
Fan Ma Yujiro, known as the strongest on the land, cannot be called the pinnacle of mankind, but his attributes are far beyond ordinary people, and he is relatively balanced and has no shortcomings, close to the pinnacle of mankind.
Steve Rogers’ Super Soldier Serum truly gives the American team the pinnacle of physical fitness.
However, compared with Deadpool, Captain America's fighting skills are far different.
When Deadpool was wandering in the parallel universe, he once fought with the Parallel World American team. Not to mention the fight, the American team chopped off a hand and a foot to feed the Deadpool in the zombie universe. Head.
On the basis of rich combat skills, Deadpool Girl has gained the pinnacle of human physical quality. It is just like a tiger, and its combat power has been greatly enhanced. It is really a pinch to clean up the three Avengers crane tails in the original plot and add a third-rate villain. Like a childish play.
"Very well, I'll add a chicken leg for dinner." Luo Feng nodded and applauded with satisfaction.
The drumsticks Luo Feng said were not real drumsticks, but a bonus of one hundred thousand dollars. The Girl Deadpool is now his employee, and the relationship between the two is a very pure relationship between paying money and selling themselves.
The girl Deadpool put the baseball bat on the back of her neck and walked back swaggeringly.
"Nick, I have to say, as my American counterparts, your secret front work is not well carried out."
Luo Feng pointed to Nick Fury’s nose and said:
I’ve only been in New York for two days, and I randomly found three local girls, so I put your best agents into this virtue, and all your agent training funds are used. Come for public money to eat and drink? What is it, it's corrupt?"
Nick Fury is a black man. It is really not easy to tell if his blush is not red, but from the way he was trained by Luo Feng, but he can only bow his head in silence, it should be red.
He wanted to refute that none of these agents had spent a cent of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s training funds, and they all led art investors.
Natasha was a former Soviet spy, Hawkeye was an archery artist in a circus, Falcon was a criminal before, and the crossbones were drawn from a special military unit.
But on the other hand, this is not even more proof that Nick Fury took a rebate on training funds, and that a large amount of training funds was dropped. The most elite agents were still called from outside. The agents trained by SHIELD itself are not as good as them... …
Luo Feng continued: "Do you know why I, a Chinese, can be the director of the US S.H.I.E.L.D. Bureau? Do you really believe in the nonsense of the bureaucrats of the World Security Council?"
Nick Fury was taken aback for a moment, then raised his head and looked at Luo Feng suspiciously. He also kept wondering about this problem, but couldn't figure it out.
Handing S.H.I.E.L.D. to a Huaxia is like letting the Huaxia serve as the minister of defense of the United States. Doesn't this mean opening the door to China and letting them ask for what they want?
"Then please explain to me, why on earth is this?"
Nick Fury asked seriously.
Luo Feng rubbed his thumb and index finger, and made a gesture of counting money: "Of course it's for money. If it wasn't for money, how could your senior management give such an important SHIELD to Huaxia people?"
Nick Fury frowned, saying that there was indeed a corruption scandal in the US political affairs, but it shouldn't be such an exaggeration. Buying and selling officials can sell even the post of Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. to Chinese people. This is a traitor!
He thought he would hear some secrets about corruption, but Luo Feng said with a serious face: "Since the president with the ear of corn came to power, the United States has begun internal division and economic recession. The United States' defense funding has begun to shrink, and the Aegis The game is another super gold swallowing beast."
Nick Fury knew that what he was talking about was the current world situation. Although he didn't want to listen, he had to admit that the United States is not as good as it was in the past, and there are many economic problems.
"Under this major premise, the allocations of the World Security Council members have changed accordingly. Today, the largest funder of the World Security Council is China."
"Huami's ‘cross-regional defense cooperation project’ was reached under this background and after secret negotiations between the leaders of the two countries."
Luo Feng talked freely: "Our country has shared some intelligence about potential alien threats with the United States. The threat is imminent. However, the United States has no money to deal with it, so we can join the alliance and let our country increase its share of contributions to the World Security Council. Our country is not stupid. How can we give you money for nothing?"
"My appointment as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. is an additional condition in this project agreement to supervise your reasonable use of defense funds."
Luo Feng pointed to himself and said: "One of my purposes as the director is to allow SHIELD to increase revenue and reduce expenditure, to spend every penny on the cutting edge. This position is for my country to exchange trillions of dollars in banknotes for me. Here, you and your unused agents should give me a little respect. At least for your high salary and pension, without me, you would not be able to pay for all of you tomorrow!"
Nick Fury was speechless by him.
But he also understood why S.H.I.E.L.D. had airborne a Chinese authority. As Luo Feng said, everything was for money.
Huaxia people are rich now, their arms are really thick, their waists are hard, and they can interfere in the internal affairs of the U.S. The senior officials have to beg them to interfere.
The more I think about it, the more unpleasant the heart of World War II veteran Nick Fury who has experienced the golden age of the United States.