Vol 2 Chapter 165: Interstellar spray
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Lord God Investigator
- Xiao Zhong Niu
- 1302 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:38:40
Director Luo's domineering declaration spread throughout the star field through the quantum communication system, and after a while in the public channel, it suddenly became lively.
Thanks to the alien language translator developed by Qitarui Technology, the information feedback from aliens can be instantly translated into English, and the Aegis fleet immediately learned of the alien's feedback on this sentence.
"Earthman? Never heard of it."
"I know the earthlings, there is a little thief among the space pirates who is an earthling. That guy is an idiot. It is ridiculous to give himself the nickname "Interplanetary Prince"."
"It's Xingjue! Damn it, why is there always someone reading it wrong!"
"Ahahaha, have the earthlings finally built a spaceship? I have been to that poor and backward planet, and they are slightly stronger than the Coogee. Oh, yes, let the ignorant earthlings popularize the universe encyclopedia, The Coogee is equivalent to an animal on the earth, called a monkey."
"The universe is very dangerous. The people on earth should go back to their hometown. For so many years, everyone has been in the attitude of caring and caring for primitive people before plundering the earth. You are at least a little self-aware. Don't run out of your den to be embarrassed."
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Stepping into the universe full of confidence, he didn't expect to be ridiculed by aliens as soon as he spoke. The entire crew of the space fleet was filled with righteous indignation and felt deep humiliation.
Director Luo is even more angry with blue veins on his forehead. These aliens who don't have a B number in their hearts are really ignorant and fearless. Don't you know how many times the earth people have saved the universe?
They can live well, thanks to the gifts of the people of the earth, and they don't know how to be grateful, so they dare to despise the people of the earth.
How can Director Luo swallow this bad breath? He needs a profound lesson from them, so that they can learn the truth of the universe that provokes the heavens and cannot provoke the people on earth!
"Stupid alien, wake up!"
Director Luo pushed away the communications officer and went to battle with the aliens in person: "You are shrinking on your own planet. It's all because we people on earth have loved peace since ancient times and are unwilling to go out of our homes to bully the weak. The benevolence is regarded as cowardice. The last space race with this idea was the Zetarians who tried to invade the earth. Their fate was annihilation and burial. Those who were lucky enough to survive were also kept in the laboratory for sliced research!
Dare to scream again, I, Earth Fleet Commander Luo Feng will arrest you all and slice them one by one! "
This intimidation had some effect. The ridicule in the public channel was reduced a lot, but there were still unbelieving aliens who were slanderous.
"The whole army of the Zitarians is annihilated? It seems that there is such a thing. The army of the Zitarians went to the earth, but no news came back. Thanos also issued a mission to search the army of the Qitarians."
"You cowards, a few big words from the people on Earth scared you?"
"Arrogant guy, obviously a backward race who just built a spaceship, dare to be so arrogant, report your coordinates, and I will jump over to teach you now!"
"The monkeys of the earth have learned to build a canoe and think they are the overlord of the universe? Report the coordinates. You need a higher civilization education."
"Haha, I want to turn on the remote observation device to take a good look at how the arrogant earthling was educated."
"It will also be recorded and put on the Galaxy Funny Video website, so that the people on earth will become the laughing stock of the whole universe."
"a ha ha ha……"
In the real-world universe, whether the quality of aliens is so low, Luo Feng really doesn't know, he has never come into contact with it.
But the quality of aliens in the Marvel universe is indeed worrying. In Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Yongdu blew up his pirate mothership and rebelled against his electric shock face. At the last minute, he tried his best to give the high priestess of Sovereign planet. Aisha sent a message to inform the opponent of the coordinates of the star.
As a result, the planetary leader who claimed to have the perfect gene laughed at him because of the ridiculous name of the electric shock face, and his smile was trembling and out of shape.
The leader of an advanced civilized planet, the high-ranking priestess with the most perfect genes in the universe, can count on the knowledge and cultural literacy of other aliens?
"Okay, come! It's a little alien dog! I'm here waiting for you!"
Director Luo screamed fiercely and unqualified: "Come to the Sandal star field, the fourth planet orbit of the Morut star system, believe it or not, I personally hacked you to death!"
The members of the Aegis Space Fleet, including superheroes from all walks of life from Earth, saw their leader's naive act of yelling at aliens, and they didn't know what expression to face.
Earthlings stepped out of their home planet and integrated into the universe. This should have been a solemn moment that was recorded in history. Director Luo made such a case, I am afraid that future Earth historians will not know how to write history books.
However, history books pay attention to the spring and autumn writing style, and it is customary to hide from the superiors. Luo Feng's unqualified cosmic spray behavior will probably be beautified as: "Luo Juzuo is full of rich gods, and his art is exaggerated. , To frighten the stars, win glory for the ball, and show the heroic qualities..."
Different from the real-world internet chat, the interstellar chat shouts the slogan "letter cut", and the other party can really cut it all the way along the network cable.
In the same star field, starting a short jump, it is really possible to cross the star sea within a second to reach the other party's coordinates.
Luo Juzuo scolded righteously, and the Aegis radar observers discovered that the space in front of the fleet appeared to be shattered like a honeycomb grid.
This is the space channel through which the spacecraft opens the short jump.
A large battleship crossed the passage and intercepted the starry sky in front of the Earthman Space Fleet. The bow of this spaceship was printed with a flame sign. The flame sign was the emblem of the Space Pirate Alliance. The visitor was undoubtedly a space pirate group. .
The hexagonal space grid was opened one after another, and dozens of small, medium and small spacecraft also jumped in. Reporting the coordinates in the universe is undoubtedly the best way to attract the enemy. After listening to Director Luo’s "letter cut" declaration, the aliens returned I really don't believe that the people on earth can cut them down.
Nick Fury has been promoted to deputy director, and he is standing at the position of deputy commander next to Luo Feng's podium. He is speechless. He is deeply impressed by the director's "wisdom" and doesn't know what to say.
Luo Feng has been accumulating power for a long time, but it is not a new leader who Nick could casually question the disobedience a few years ago. Although he felt that the director had done a stupid thing, he did not dare to object or ridicule. Many targets are approaching. The preliminary judgment is that the alien fleet is hostile to us. Please give us the next step."
Luo Feng twisted his neck, rolled up his sleeves, and said viciously: "It's just right! If you don't blow up the heads of a few alien dogs, they don't know how ruthless we people on earth are!"