Vol 2 Chapter 180: Doctor Rocket
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Lord God Investigator
- Xiao Zhong Niu
- 1236 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:38:43
"Dr. Rocket, as far as I know you are an experimental animal."
Luo Feng took the purple potion and said to the rocket raccoon: "The experimental body is a raccoon, and the lifespan of a wild raccoon is only 12 years at most. Even if it has undergone experimental transformation, it will not live for 30 years..."
"What do you call me?"
Rocket Raccoon interrupted him irritably: "Doctor, what is Doctor? Is this irony? It's like Star Lord calling me a big rat, Drax calling me a harmful animal, and Kamora calling me a rat-like satire? "
"Doctors refer to people with knowledge and talents." Luo Feng said frankly: "This title is what I said to pay tribute to you."
"Oh……"
Rocket Raccoon was not sure whether Luo Feng lied to it, and quickly looked at several members of the Galaxy Guard, trying to find the answer through the expressions on their faces.
This poor laboratory animal was born not long ago. Although he has superior intelligence, he doesn't know anything about humanity and sophistication. The only friend around him is the tree-person Groot. Groot doesn't know how to communicate, and only says "I am Groot". , Leaving the only raccoon who can understand Shuren's language, there is no way to communicate with others.
Therefore, Rocket Raccoon often doesn't understand good words, and regards others' irony as praise.
The little raccoon suddenly got better without seeing the ridicule on other people’s faces. He stretched out his paw and scratched the hair on his head and said triumphantly: "Dr. Rocket, this is a good name... I'm Doctor Rocket."
"Okay, Doctor Rocket." Luo Feng said smoothly: "A smart creature like you should have a long lifespan, so that you can use your talents to the fullest and create more wonderful weapon inventions, but with a short lifespan. All this."
When it comes to life span, Rocket Raccoon’s ears are drooping. This is its most anxious problem.
An unintelligent wild raccoon eats and drinks every day. 12 years of his life are quickly mixed up. He was born and died in a humble manner. Of course, he would not worry about his short life.
But the Rocket Raccoon is different. After the biochemical transformation, it has extremely high intelligence and will never eat and die like ordinary raccoons. It has a lot of things to do every day. It wants to explore every corner of the universe. Such a wonderful life will not be lived for many years and will be lost because of the exhaustion of life span. It is always very depressed and low, and feels that he is a monster whose soul and body do not match.
This kind of anxiety makes it always very irritable, acting like a bastard, irritating friends around, poking a bunch of baskets, and always likes to say negative things.
"Not because of a mad scientist like you!"
Rocket raccoon bared his fangs angrily and shouted at Luo Feng: "You break me into a few pieces and put them together, inject me some weird potions, and finally turn me into a monster! Even if you are a monster, you But he refused to give me a long enough life span, so that I would die before I like this universe!"
The Rocket Raccoon was eager to try, and wanted to jump up and pounce on the appearance of the rabies attack that bit people. The members of the Galaxy Guards sweated for it, for fear that it would offend the slicer Luo Feng.
"I'm sorry for what happened to you." Luo Feng shook the purple potion in his hand and said, "My fellow mad scientists did not do the right thing. I can make up for the mistakes they made, such as Said this serum can prolong life."
"What, life-prolonging serum?"
Rocket Raccoon immediately awoke from his madness, staring at the blood serum in Luo Feng's hand, staring at the blood serum in Luo Feng's hand, stunned: "How long can I extend my lifespan?"
"In theory, you can reach the limit of human life, which is one hundred and seventy years old." Luo Feng said with a smile.
The theoretical life expectancy of human beings can reach up to 170 years, but due to the combined effects of living habits, eating habits, pollution, diseases, etc., people often do not live that long.
But LM serum can improve the physical fitness of a person to the peak of humanity, and at the same time lock the physical state at the age of 16. The combination of the two can make a person live to the end of the theoretical life span and the cell no longer divides itself.
"Live to be one hundred and seventy!"
The Rocket Raccoon yelled in excitement, and his fur was erected because of his emotions. The whole bear looked fluffy.
"This is the condition I provided." Luo Feng said: "If you are willing to accept the recruitment, this medicine will be given to you. With a life span of 170 years, you will work for me for a year or two. Is it a good deal?"
Rocket raccoon scratching his ears and cheeks, this emotional animal can no longer control itself. The life span of one hundred and seventy years is a long bear that can hardly even be imagined. Compared with the short-lived wild raccoon, This is almost equal to immortality.
"Boss! I am willing to work for you, as long as you don't send me to the test bench again!"
The raccoon yelled, jumping about to grab the serum from Luo Feng.
"Wait a minute, some things must be asked clearly."
Luo Feng quickly lifted the serum high, and pulled away the raccoon who was trying to climb up on his body.
"First of all, Dr. Rocket, I want to determine your gender." Luo Feng asked a little embarrassedly: "Are you a male or a female?"
In other words, although Rocket Raccoon speaks like a male voice, it is not only the voice that determines the gender.
The rocket raccoon was also taken aback to this question. Strictly speaking, it is a genderless experimental creature. There is only one species in the universe, and it does not have the ability to reproduce.
Seeing the Rocket Raccoon was also at a loss, Luo Feng had to continue to ask: "Then put it this way, before accepting the transformation experiment, can you remember whether you are a male or a female?"
"It should be a male... right."
Rocket Raccoon grabbed his ears and recalled distressedly.
"Just treat you as a male. Anyway, even if you are wrong, it is just a waste of a potion. There will be no adverse reactions." Luo Feng said helplessly: "Before use, we must explain that this potion will You become a female human being at the age of 16."
"Female human?" Rocket Raccoon didn't seem to understand the word: "A creature like Xingjue? Er...Although it is disgusting, I can accept it in order to prolong life."
Xingjue, who was listening with ears erected on the side, was stunned. He never expected that the earthlings would have invented this magical medicine more than 20 years after he left the earth. He squinted at the little raccoon who was tight. His ultra-small space suit, holding his arms, looking forward to its changes after the injection of the medicine.
"If you can accept the change in appearance, then there is no problem."
Luo Feng smiled and handed the purple potion to the impatient Rocket Raccoon: "After all, appearance is not important at all. What really matters is what you do, and cuteness is for sharing..."