Vol 5 Chapter 16: Pajamas

"It's over, it's over... My dream is so shattered, and my life is pale, how different from salted fish!"
Luo Feng's eyes were loose, and he muttered to himself. He sat down on the chair, his whole body seemed to be emptied of bones, and he was lying there desperately.
Seeing an aspiring young man so decadent into a salted fish, Jiujianxian was also a little bit sorry. After all, he drank a lot of wine for nothing, but he pressed his lips and refused to let go. It seems that the word "Xianyuan" is extremely important. The fairy did not dare to mess with cause and effect.
After thinking about it, Jiu Jianxian kindly persuaded: "Treasurer Luo, you will not be depressed if you have no chance to cultivate. There are still many meaningful things to do in life. It is like a poor way to swear to taste all the wines in the world. It is also good. pursue."
"Hey..." Luo Feng sighed deeply: "God took away my dreams and emptied my soul, leaving me with a beautiful skin... It's so sad! But no matter how hard life is , I can only live by gritting my teeth. I must find myself a reason to live."
Jiu Jianxian nodded slowly, and changed his impression of Luo Feng, feeling that this person also knew fate and fate, but he was not entangled.
"Treasurer Luo plans to do something in the future, if the old Dao can do it, it can help."
Because Luo Feng said nonsense about recruiting soldiers and buying horses, raising the flag to rebel, Jiu Jianxian was also a bit worried, afraid that he refused his request to cultivate immortals, but instead caused a military disaster in the world for no reason, he could not help but ask in detail, saying that he was helping. Actually Still temptation.
The great Song Qi was not exhausted. This Luo Fushao wanted to rebel only to find the moon in the water. He would inevitably fail, but it would involve countless innocent people’s homes being destroyed. After the military disaster, thousands of miles away, he committed a great evil.
"What else can I do?" Luo Feng smiled bitterly: "It doesn't mean to be an emperor... It is useless to do good things and repair bridges and repair roads... Juniors can also entertain themselves and drag this useless body. It's a lifetime."
Jiu Jianxian breathed a sigh of relief. Listening to this, Luo Fu Shao is going to spend money on the prodigal to enjoy, and be a harmless boy.
Although the dude is not good for the world, it is not harmful, so the Jiujianxian will not be involved in the cause and effect, and he immediately relieved.
Luo Feng replied: "The words of the Taoist Chief just reminded the younger generation that I can follow the example of the Taoist Master and find myself a hobby to kill time."
"It's so good, how about drinking? Let's be a drinker and have a drink together when we are free?"
Jiu Jianxian licked his lips and asked with a smile. It seemed that Luo Feng hadn't drunk enough after he hadn't drunk him. He was thinking about taking advantage of Luo Feng in the future and rubbing him to drink.
Luo Feng waved his hand and said: "The master is an immortal. You can stay drunk from a thousand cups. The younger generation is a mortal. If you drink too much, you can't learn the hobbies of the immortal in Taoist wine. There are differences, but they are also quite similar."
Jiu Jianxian was a little disappointed, a little doubtful in his heart, and couldn't help asking: "What is the hobby chosen by Shopkeeper Luo? Drinking tea?"
"What's the point of drinking tea? Fade out a bird!"
Luo Feng shook his head disdainfully and said: "Since ancient times, there is no distinction between wine and color, seniors are immortals in wine, and juniors should follow the example of seniors and be a devil in color. The chief drunk a thousand cups without getting drunk, and Luo will come to Ye Yuqian. If the female doesn’t fall, the Taoist leader vowed to taste the world’s fine wines, and Luo vowed to sleep in the world’s beauties... Do you think our two hobbies are similar?"
Jiu Jianxian blackened his face when he heard the words, and cursed: "Similar to a fart! Old-fashioned hobby is an elegant thing, what do you call that hobby? Unbearable, it's morally corrupt!"
Luo Feng looked surprised, and said in amazement: "What does the Daoist say, dare to only allow immortals to drink, and mortals are not allowed to pick up girls? How come my hobby is not an elegant thing, Zi said:'Food and are also', poetry Yun:'A fair lady, a gentleman is so good', the literati and gentleman of this dynasty, don't they all like to drill into the Jiaofang brothel? There is an order to write Liu Sanbian, there is a mountain and a little cloud Qin Bachelor, you are a good old man. How many elegant poems have you made for most of your life?"
Jiu Jianxian was trembling with anger, and patiently scolded: "Old-fashioned drinking may be good for others, but you are lascivious but you want the bad guys to be innocent, play with feelings, hurt countless innocent women, and leave behind many unforeseen circumstances!"
"Dao Master, you are saving the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!"
Luo Feng said with a grievance: "You Dao means'a gentleman is lustful, and a good way to marry.' Luo has always been a pitiful person, so how can he be irresponsible and act like a beast? Luo is lustful, It is from the heart, stops at the ceremonies, every one of them is sincere! Also set rules for yourself, one is not to provoke a married woman, two is not to force others to subdue with money, and the third is to marry home after soaking up China loves it, treats it equally, rain and dew. The dynasty accepts concubines and does not violate the law. My Luo family is rich and can't afford to raise tens of thousands of concubines."
Jiu Jianxian heard his brain hurt, and did not want to discuss these three incomparable topics with him, but was worried that letting him harm the world’s women would cause evil, he could only frown and asked: "The old way sees that good wine, you can rely on it. If you ask for a drink at the door of the restaurant, how can you get it right when you look at the beauty? It's not bullying and lure!
"The Taoist master is a monk, and he is not close to women. I don't understand it!"
Luo Feng stepped forward and whispered: "There is a matchmaker Wang Po, who is good at matchmaking in Zishi Street, Yanggu County. That Wang Po can't read a basket of characters, but summed up a set of masterpieces to attract women, called ' In order to implement this strategy, five things must be done. These five things are "Pan Lv Deng Xiao Xian"."
Luo Feng put on a posture of a little fresh meat, pointing to his handsome face and said: "'Pan' is like Pan An,'Donkey' is what you know,'Deng' is Forby Dengtong,' "Small" means being small and gentle, knowing how to coax people, "free" means not having to toil for life and have a lot of time. Luo is not talented and possesses everything. The only thing missing is time. Nowadays, dreams are shattered, life is left unused, time is Greatly there."
As a single fairy dog, Jiu Jianxian really didn't understand the matter of men and women, but after hearing what Luo Feng said, the more he listened, the cooler his heart became, and he faintly felt that what he said was true.
The cost of recruiting bees and butterflies is indeed not lacking. If it really takes time, energy and money to do it, and one concubine, one can really let him marry a daughter country!
"Treasurer Luo, how can you satisfy tens of thousands of women as a man? There will always be someone who is silent."
Jiu Jianxian persuaded hardly: "If you don't beg you to end up with one wife, it's enough to have three wives and four concubines, right?"
"Well, I'll give Dao Chang a little bit of face, and only marry three wives and four concubines, but this must be carefully selected."
Luo Feng also listened to persuasion, rubbing his hands, and said, "Let me think, what kind of target do I look for? The eldest lady of the martial arts family? The little fairy with a dusty but simple and lovely temperament? The ill-fated little vixen The quirky little Miao girl? The pretty disciple of the female fairy sect? Just by the means of my official Luo, those fledgling stunners are more gentle and considerate than me, better than their daughters, and they will not be tired!"
Although the marriage relationship is destined, the matter of men and women is not about breeding cats and dogs. Some people say that a good woman can't stand a man. What's more, Luo Feng's decent, rich and handsome, he wants to be rich and handsome, and his martial arts is not bad. Pulling down his face and using the soft membrane of the light to harden the bubble, he may not be able to get it all.
Luo Feng's words are in the ears of Jiujianxian, it is like a thunderstorm. Although I don't know why the heart palpitations are so shocking, I feel that if the official Luo succeeds, a green light will be dazzling in the nine heavens. Shining, the foundation of heaven and earth is not stable, and he is also inexplicably afflicted with huge karma, if this matter is not prevented, death and death will be light!
"Don't do this!"
Jiujianxian stood up and drank loudly.
Luo Feng blinked and said inexplicably and annoyed: "Dao Master, you are too lenient and unreasonable? The personal affairs of my wife and concubine are also under the control of the immortal? After drinking, I wiped out thousands of bottles of fine wine. It was you who refused to accept me in Shushan and cast demons and exorcise demons. I suggested that I choose a hobby. It’s you who don’t allow me to sleep all over the world and comfort the rest of the world. How many steps have I taken back, and finally married three wives and four concubines You have to manage, are you idle, or have enemies with me in your previous life? If the Taoist leader can make sense, Luo will listen to you. If you can’t make sense, let’s go to the street to criticize the people. So that the people in Shu area know that immortals are mad at drinking too much, and they are arrogant."
After being run by Luo Feng, Jiu Jianxian consciously lost his spirit, and his momentum was slightly weakened. He could not accurately predict the future based on his way and deeds. He did not understand why Luo Feng's marriage and concubine could induce him to have an ominous hunch.
The immortal doesn't kill demons and demons, but takes care of the marriage of the wealthy family. He knows that he is the Immortal of Jiujian, but he doesn't know that it is Yue Lao who got drunk and stumbled and fell into the heaven!
Rubbing his temples, Jiu Jianxian said helplessly: "What was your previous dream?"
"Worship into Shu Mountain..."
"next!"
"Sleep all over the world beautiful..."
"The middle one!"
"Teach me three tricks and two..."
"After all, what do you want to learn!"