Vol 5 Chapter 176: Pageant

Jiujianxian Wenxiang Nephrite is in his arms, but his mood is extremely complicated. He thinks that he violates morals, breaks through the bottom line, loses morals, is ashamed and blames himself, is particularly disappointed, and feels that he has done a particularly filthy bad thing. .
On the other hand, he had to admit that being surrounded by little banshees was really a bit dark and refreshing, which greatly satisfied the male self-esteem, as if he was many years younger at once.
This kind of long-lost happiness and revival of power made him even more embarrassed, and he wanted to find a place to sew in.
Generally speaking, if a group of beautiful little girls who have not finished their work and have no time to accompany a bearded old drunkard like a drunkard, the little girls either have other plans or are forced to helplessly. Qiang Yan laughed and acted on the scene, resisting the nausea and sacrificing his innocence, and was sullied by tears.
But Jiu Jianxian was surprised to find that these little girls did not cheat on his affection and intimacy. It seemed that there was no discomfort to accompany him with a greasy old man. On the contrary, he was very happy and happy. It looked like a handsome man who had taken a big bargain and fell asleep. Like god.
When I asked my curiosity about the little snake demon, Jiu Jianxian realized that this group of little girls was really not forced. They signed up voluntarily, and after a lot of selection and fierce competition, they got the chance. Beautiful.
This is very strange, Jiu Jianxian couldn't help being confused.
On weekdays, Jiu Jianxian often wanders into downtown restaurants in the world. The place where he appears is not only shunned by the big girls and the little wives, but even the aunts and the aunts are guilty of seeing him.
Since he started drinking in his youth, he has never been favored by women anymore, and is often reduced to the abused single dog in the background of the couple show affection pictures.
The old-fashioned heart of red dust has long been cold. Many years ago he had moved to Zhao Ling'er's mother Lin Qing'er, but his senior brother Dugu Yuyun rushed to him and fell in love with Lin Qing'er.
After Lin Qing'er was thrown away by the Dugu Scumbag, before Jiu Jianxian muster the courage to confess, she married the Witch King Scumbag again.
After being loved by two scumbag men in a row, Jiu Jianxian was helpless except for holding his chest and running to get drunk. It was called an aggrieved one.
After this blow, Situ Zhong originally thought that this would be the case in this life, and there would be no fate for women until he died.
Unexpectedly, now that he is over half a hundred years old, he has become an old bachelor of lees meat, but Jiu Jianxian has become a male among the demons. If the little fairies want a pro-Fangze, they have to come to a beauty contest and grab prizes. Grab the opportunity to sleep with him!
The little banshees rob Situ Zhong, really not because the heavenly ghost emperor gave a reward or screamed intimidation, simply because the wine sword fairy itself is very attractive to the female elves, in the eyes of the female fairy, the old ghost of the wine sword fairy is Super handsome guy, superb male god, indulged in his seductive body.
The reason here is a bit complicated, but it is not difficult to understand.
First of all, Jiujianxian is not young, but the time concept of the monster is completely different from that of the human race. Thousand-years of fairy are everywhere, and the Jiujianxian who is less than a hundred years old is not considered old bacon in the eyes of the fairy. The shelf life is still long.
Secondly, Jiu Jianxian always has the smell of wine and unshaven beard. This is called decadence in the goblin fashion world. Many male goblins and female goblins clearly look good, but they deliberately dress themselves up as dirty in pursuit of fashion. The messy look of a ghost is actually a unique makeup, in line with the aesthetics of a demon girl.
Finally, Jiujian immortal is the body of a fairy, and his life level is not known to be many times higher than that of a mortal. Just like Ba Jie rubbing a mud pill can be used as a magic medicine, the female fairies lick off a little dander, oily mud and body fluids More than eating a few big living people.
The most important thing is that this old drunkard has been guarding the innate Yuanyang, and the boy skill is very pure. This is an absolute plus point in the eyes of the female elves, and it can be met with an unquestionable superb man.
Human men tend to have X female plots, similar, female elves have stronger X male plots, and especially like those human males who guard Yuanyang.
That point of Yuanyang is the essence of the human spirit. The Yuanyang of the Jiujian Immortal's body is even more precious. If any lucky fairy bears its rain and dew, it can increase its Taoism for hundreds of years!
As we all know, in the world of Xianxia, ​​Tang Seng is the number one male in the Banshee world. Many mortals take it for granted that it is because Tang Seng is handsome, but this is not the case. Even when he left the Tang Dynasty, Tang Seng was very handsome. During the year-round trekking with a meal and a night out, the fresh face under the wind and the sun was dried into a dark and rough face. You can refer to which handsome guys who ride in Tibet, they are male gods when they go, and they come back one by one. Like a migrant worker.
In ancient times, there were no men’s facial masks and cosmetics, and there were no barbershops and image designers along the way. The actual image of Tang Seng is probably not much different from that of Monk Sha.
Such a rough man, just because the fairy body still retains that pure ray of Yuanyang, he was madly pursued by the jade rabbit spirit, the white mouse spirit, and the peach tree spirit. It can be seen that the female fairies are not face-controlling at all, and they pay more attention to the taste. Nutrition and inner beauty.
How popular Tang Seng is in the banshee world, and how popular Jiu Jian Xian is in the demon army is definitely the treatment of international superstars meeting illegitimate fans.
In order to fight for the right to sleep with him, there was even a literal battle during the selection process. The torn is called a river of blood!
The little fairies who won through selection all cherish this precious opportunity, do their best to please Jiujianxian, and work hard to drain his wisp of innate Yuanyang. What Jiujianxian enjoyed last night was the most beautiful dream of thousands of men. A peerless encounter that never happened in China.
The so-called Gentle Township and Hero Tomb, Jiujianxian originally did not believe it, but surrounded by a group of blurred eyes, his pupils were glowing with infatuated water, and they tried hard to please his beautiful girl, and recalled all the absurdities of last night. It's really a bit unable to move, not willing to just leave like this.
Jiu Jianxian fell into this gentle trap, not because Luo Feng deliberately arranged it, but it was also a coincidence.
Of course, Luo Feng certainly didn't play a good role.
Luo Feng, who hasn’t been in the world of Xian Xia very much, actually didn’t know that Jiu Jian Xian would be so popular with banshees. He was only asking the Heavenly Ghost Emperor to hold Jiu Jian Xian, and don’t let the nosy old boy go bad. He rescued one or two descendants of the Song Dynasty imperial family, and there will be too much trouble in the future.
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor had planned to drink the drunk sword fairy, but unfortunately, he was already prepared, so he didn't drink it no matter how he persuaded him, so he ran to Luo Feng and asked about it.
Luo Feng, who is full of evil tastes, told the Heavenly Ghost Sovereign that the best way to make a man surrender is night clothes. He suggested that the Heavenly Ghost Sovereign personally go to battle and put Jiu Jianxian to sleep. Then Jiu Jianxian will be hers. , Not only can capture his heart, harvest a top-quality thug, but also absorb the pure Yuanyang Taoism greatly increased. It can be said to kill two birds with one stone, he is good or you!
It’s rare for the Heavenly Ghost Emperor to be smart once, without being deceived by Luo Feng, and he just refused to give in. This is because she couldn’t get past that hurdle, hoping to have a chance to become male in the future, and refused to accept the reality that she had become a female ghost. .
Since he can’t go to sleep in person, the Heavenly Ghost Sovereign had an idea, and said that she now has 40,000 demons, of which there are at least 10,000 female demons. Since sleeping male fairy has many benefits, then we should start a volunteer public recruitment activity. Wouldn’t it be over if you put out some beautiful banshees for yourself?
The day before the siege, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor convened all the female fairies and announced the plan for the "Prize is the Demon Selection Beauty Contest of the Sleeping Man".
More than 10,000 female elves were immediately excited, whistling and screaming, saying "My emperor is wise", "Thank you for my emperor's reward", "Follow the emperor sister, the male fairy does not have to worry" The scene was enthusiastic!
Originally, there was only one quota to accompany sleeping. Because the group of banshees registered too enthusiastically and the enthusiasm for participation was too high, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor had to increase the quota to seven. In addition to the champion, runner-up and runner-up, there is also a "Spiritual Civilization Award". Special awards such as Cultural Literacy Award, "Most Beautiful Singing Voice Award", "Most Beautiful Dance Performance Award"...
All seven winners can participate in the Sleeping Boy Fairy event. The order of the Sleeping Wine Sword Fairy must be based on the scores of the competition. You can’t sleep around or rush to sleep together...