Vol 5 Chapter 181: Winner of life
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Lord God Investigator
- Xiao Zhong Niu
- 1418 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:40:57
With such a major life choice, Jiu Jianxian stood there for a while, his mind was chaotic, and his thoughts rose and fell, and he couldn't make a decision immediately.
Old-fashioned is not an indecisive person. In the past, when making a decision, he often followed the urge to drink, even if he made a mistake, he would not regret it.
However, the choices currently facing him are too great, and the impact on him is too far-reaching, and they can't be fixed with a single shot.
Whether in ancient or modern times, marriage is a major life event related to the path of destiny.
Jiu Jianxian couldn't help but dream about his life after marriage. Seven little fairies surrounded him, serving him, eating and drinking, serving him wine and food, and laughing and making fun with him, which was equivalent to drinking flower wine every day...
Fairies have a long life expectancy. Jiujianxian only needs to teach them some basic Qi cultivation methods of the Shushan School, and then find a blessed place with ample spiritual energy to settle down. All of them can cultivate into a thousand-year-old monster. Will age.
The infatuation of the banshee is also the crown of the six realms. Once you fancy someone, even if you are betrayed or bullied by a scumbag, you will not change your mind to death, and you don't have to worry about cuckolding.
When you marry a wife, you will naturally have children. An orphan single old dog can also enjoy the joy of the relationship between children and grandchildren.
It's nothing more than the peak of life, nothing more than the heavens and the world, no wonder people say "you only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals", thinking about it this way, I really have a little expectation!
Everything is one and two sides. Although marriage has many benefits, it is not without disadvantages. After thinking about the good things, Jiu Jianxian began to worry about future problems.
First of all, it is the question of whether it can withstand the grace of beauty.
Just marrying a little girl, you have to marry seven at once, and you will marry all the fairies whose physical strength, life expectancy and adolescence are far beyond the human race girls, this is really a lot, even the fairy body can not withstand seven scratches The killing of bone knives is a hard fight every night, and I don't know if the old waist can survive it.
Jiujianxian’s body was already hollowed out by alcoholism. Drinking alcohol hurts the liver and kidneys, but it’s common sense. There is one more bad habit of indulging in female sex, let alone soaring, I am afraid I will lose my life, in case I die of exhaustion. On the belly of the fairy, it has become a big joke in the cultivation world.
This worry didn’t bother Jiu Jianxian for long. There was a flash of light in his mind, and suddenly he remembered that Taoism had the method of yin and yang in the pot furnace. As long as the methods of cultivating together, more female elves would not be a problem. Marriage was guaranteed. Very harmonious.
Lu Dongbin once had a poem to prove it: "Twenty-eight beautiful human bodies are like crisp, with a sword cut at the waist, although no head falls, it is secretly called the bones of the king."
This poem seems to be advising men not to indulge in female too much. It means that ordinary people who don’t know how to make up will be cut off by the knife on their heads, but if you read it carefully, you will find that this is actually a wine-like fairy. Shameless show off.
Advise ordinary people not to be lustful, but if they become immortals, they will no longer be ordinary people. Not only will they not be worn away, but if they practice the method to reconcile the yin and yang, they will have the magical effect of prolonging life and rejuvenating dead wood!
Furthermore, it is a question of the morality of the spiritual world.
Even if it is a mortal, an ugly old man who married a young beauty will be gossiped by others, and someone said that flowers are stuck in the cow dung. It must be the money.
He Jiujianxian, a bad drunkard old man, led seven beautiful little fairies with different appearances to swagger through the market, and he didn't irritate others crazy, he might have some slanderous words.
The immortal always likes to be sullen and put on a polite face, always highlighting that he has a higher moral standard than mortals, especially the Shushan School, because of his background in the gods and many rules and thieves.
Because of the bad habit of drinking, Dugu Yuyun often taught Jiu Jianxian, he has been scolded a lot in his life, and the thought of leading the seven young daughters-in-law to see the seniors made Jiu Jianxian's brain hurt.
However, from another perspective, it seems that this problem is not a problem.
Jiujianxian's reputation in the cultivation world has long been stinking. In order to beg for wine and ridicule his image as an old and disrespectful image, it has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
On weekdays, Jiujianxian doesn’t pay much attention to image. He wears sloppy clothes and acts like a beggar. He often does bad things about blocking the restaurant’s gates while lying on the ground. The bones of Xianfeng Dao are not his personal design at all. If there are too many fleas, I am not afraid to bite, and my reputation is already stinking. I don’t seem to have a sense of contradiction when I have more sour odors in love.
As for the senior brother Dugu Yuyun, now he has been detained as a personal traitor and detained in the sword mound. At least he has to wait until all the monsters who have escaped from the lock demon tower are removed before they can be released. That would be the year of the monkey. .
The slander of mortals, why should immortals take care of them? Besides, marriage is not to save those foolish mortals and help them quell the calamity of war. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it.
I was afraid of everything. Jiujianxian was originally very repulsive, and had many worries in his heart. Now after thinking about it and thinking through many situations, he actually figured it out.
Marrying a wife doesn't seem to be something you absolutely can't do. The big deal is to give up the ascension and rebirth after you finish your life, and you will simply fight in the world.
Rebirth in reincarnation is not necessarily as good as ascending to eternal life. You must know that female elves are often infatuated. They have been favored by someone in one life, and at least they will remember three lives and three lives. They have a long life span and can live for one to two thousand years.
The amorous banshees waited quietly for a long time, searching silently among the masses of beings, finding the unique soul that had brought them infinite happiness, and renewing their relationship with the former lover in the next life.
A typical example is the White Lady. The shepherd boy who rescued the snake was already dead, and Xu Xianbai, who was reborn in reincarnation, took advantage of it.
Imagine that even if Jiujianxian died of old age in this life, the soul of the next life will return to an ugly little beggar who has no father or mother, and is suffering lonely in the dust. For some reason, seven outstanding young ladies will come to the door, yes. The little beggar loves in every way, assists him wholeheartedly, and helps him to become immortal...
The soul will drink Meng Po soup before reincarnation. All the past lives are forgotten. Miss Seven Tails is like a stranger to the next life of Jiu Jianxian. To meet, know, fall in love, and stay with them again for a lifetime, this can It's much more interesting than the second week of the love game. Every life has a new sense of experience.
This is not only a lifetime winner, but a variety of different identities that can be reborn in reincarnation, changing positions to be a winner in life. In each life, Jiujianxian only needs to lie down comfortably like Xu Xian and can hold seven. The previous life wife's thighs lie down and win.
Such beautiful things, even if you ask God to worship Buddha, you can't ask for it!