Vol 5 Chapter 182: bride price

Judging by the standards of a cultivator, Jiujianxian was truly depraved under Luo Feng’s series of conspiracy designs this time, falling into an endless cloud of red dust, dazzled by the hue, and could no longer extricate himself, soaring. His Daoji completely collapsed, and the reincarnation of the eternal life was also unsuccessful, and the heavenly gate would not be opened to him.
However, if the gods are really happy and happy, how can there be so many heavenly gods who offend the heavens and selfishly?
The disciples of Shushan began to practice hard at the beginning, until they became gods. Which day do you not follow the rules, which day you ignore your face, and which day do not stand up as a moral benchmark, how can you truly enjoy yourself?
Li Xiaoyao was originally very happy, but when he became a mountain of Shu, he couldn't be happy everywhere, because his name was misplaced and even his name was changed.
Conferred gods can certainly live long, but I just ask you, are you happy?
It's hard to say whether other immortal side worlds can be free and comfortable after they become gods, but the gods in the heavenly court of the fairy sword world will probably only cry for men and women after hearing this question.
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Taking a deep breath, Jiu Jianxian muttered in a low voice: "The poor ways are all for the people of the world... They are all for the people of the world... To save one's life is better than to build a seventh-level buddha. It can save all living beings in the world. ..."
After reading it a dozen times, he mustered up the courage and blushed and said in a low voice: "Since you have married them, you will tell the whereabouts of the Song Dynasty imperial family. There is no other way but to agree."
This sentence is just as true as what he said to his senior brother Dugu Yuyun back then: "Drinking is actually to make a'Bacchus Curse' to better eliminate demons."
It was a lie, but the Bacchus curse developed due to alcoholism was indeed infinitely powerful; if it was the truth, he was never seen to quit drinking after the Bacchus curse was practiced.
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that the lower abdomen was unbearable, and an ambiguous flow of heat was rising from his dantian!
The old drunk was shocked immediately. Alcoholics all know the allusion of "drink bugs" in their stomachs, saying that they are eager to drink, and the alcohol bugs will make noise in the stomach, which is the manifestation of alcohol addiction.
Why did you just say that you want to agree to marry a wife, and the private place trembles? Could it be that people have "drink bugs" and "sex bugs" in their stomachs. Could it be that they have awakened themselves below, have bugs, and don't obey the instructions of the brain? ?
Isn’t it because you’ve said something against your heart, you’ve been retributed by the world, and you have another addiction like alcohol
After a while, calm down for a while, Jiu Jianxian realized that it was not the little brother who had awakened, but that the trouser belt had turned on the vibration mode!
The little snake spirit, who turned back to the original and disguised as a belt, overheard Jiu Jianxian agree to marry her, and started shaking involuntarily with excitement.
The little snake spirit didn't care about pretending, and happily changed back to the original, plunged into Jiu Jianxian's arms, the snake tail entangled him tightly, and kept kissing his old face, ecstatically said: "I know that Shu Mi is a good person. , I won’t leave us alone, Jiaer wants to marry someone, so happy, hiss!"
The shape of this snake is not quite complete. The tongue has some long tips and forked, so the words are not clear. It has a big tongue. It also has a little snake-specific mouth addiction. It will habitually make the tail sound of tongue.
In the crowd, the old tofu was eaten by the snake spirit. It was embarrassment. Jiu Jianxian wanted to push the little snake girl away, but found that it was really difficult to get rid of the little fairy who was only a stalker. The coiling was the snake’s predatory instinct. It's incredible.
Jiu Jianxian struggled twice and was sure that the entanglement was too tight. Only a sword can cut off the snake's tail to break free, but he couldn't hurt a girl who was expressing love to him for no reason, so he had no choice but to give up resistance. , Stood there stupidly, letting the overly happy little snake spirit hang on his body to make a mess.
The belt became a girl, and the pants were no longer restrained. They slipped to the ankles. Jiu Jianxian was so entangled that he couldn't move anymore.
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor had already laughed forward and backward, and the demons in the hall also laughed wildly. It was the first time they saw the righteous, high-spirited fairy who always had a sense of superiority when facing demons so embarrassed.
At this moment, the old Dao's desire to die is gone, the stimulation is too strong, the shame has exceeded the limit of his rational ability, and a string in his head suddenly breaks.
In a daze, Jiu Jianxian only felt as if he had crossed an obstacle, and his mood suddenly became calm, and he was embarrassed to the extreme at the moment. This kind of embarrassment has been experienced. What humiliation can shake his heart in the future? It doesn't seem to be so important anymore.
It has always been invisibly blocked in the deepest part of his heart, and the crystal wall in his subconscious mind that is composed of the precepts of Shushan, the heaven and the law of heaven, and the right way of morality, restricts his every move, controls his life, and restrains his thoughts.
Jiujianxian lived to this age, except that he felt free when he was drunk, and when he was awake, he still seemed to be entangled in a snake, and his every move followed the will of the heavens and the orders of the seniors?
Jiu Jianxian couldn't help but ask himself, since he has already believed that what he did is right, why care about the reputation and ridicule of others, and why care about the rules and rules?
Isn’t the most fundamental pursuit of a cultivator the same as the phrase "My fate is my destiny!"?
But Shushan disciples were bound by the rules of the sect when they practiced, and after they ascended, they were even more controlled by the rigorous heavenly court. Where there is the slightest freedom, the more you practice, the more you respect the destiny!
Huo Liang's heart opened, Jiu Jianxian smiled and put a lot of things down.
When the laughter gradually ceased, he gently patted Jin Gu'er's boneless back and said softly in her ear: "Good boy, go sit next to him for a while. Uncle has business to do, wait. I'll play with you after finishing the business."
The little snake spirit nodded gently, loosened the entanglement, and swam to the side. The snake's tail curled up and sat there obediently, but his eyes were staring at Jiu Jianxian and refused to move away. He smiled and filled with happiness. Looks like his little daughter-in-law.
Jiu Jianxian arched his hands towards the ghost emperor and said, "Since Pang Dao has promised to marry those seven children, it is difficult to chase after a word, so I will take them all away and will do my best to take care of them. Don't give up! Then, please keep your promise and inform the poor Dao Song Dynasty royal family that you have caught there, right?"
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor shook his head and said: "You old way of thinking is beautiful, how can it be so easy? This is the Great Song Dynasty Xuanzheng Hall. The emperor sits on a dragon chair. Now, the emperor is the emperor of the demon family, and wants to marry him. The emperor’s daughter, the rules are the same as marrying a princess!"
Jiu Jianxian frowned and said, "Didn't you say that I don't need to join the monster army?"
"Yes, this is what the emperor said, but it doesn't mean that you can take away the emperor's daughters by just moving your mouth."
Heavenly ghost emperor said: "There are two forms of marrying a princess, one is to become a husband and be a husband, and the other is to marry a husband. If you refuse to be a husband, just follow the rules of marriage and at least take out some tribute, the prince of the grassland thinks Marrying Song Duke will mainly offer ten thousand heads of cattle and sheep, and a thousand horses..."
Speaking of this, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor Jiujianxian stretched out his hand and made a begging statement, and naturally said: "Then what are you going to trade for the seven princesses?"