Vol 5 Chapter 187: Net Red Taoist

Luo Feng got more excited as he talked. He sat up from the futon and came to Jiu Jianxian, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "The poor monk fully supported you because you accidentally grabbed the tail of youth. Standing on the wave of the development and changes of the times! This great change that will sweep the six realms, change the world pattern, and ultimately lead the world towards great harmony. From your beginning, history will surely remember your great contribution!"
Jiu Jianxian couldn’t figure it out. He just accidentally slept with a few girls and suddenly became a tycoon of the era. Other great men in history have done some worthless deeds, and people go back to gossip about their romantic affairs. , He is good, because the love affairs affair became a great man, it is a bit upside down.
Lao Dao said bitterly, "Master Luo, don’t make jokes about poor Dao. Poor Dao doesn’t want to go down in history because of this. It’s better to make a low-key marriage. My original intention was to give those children a good one. Destiny, simply give up the ascension, and pass the rest of his life in an ordinary life."
"How can it be done then!" Luo Feng immediately vetoed: "I just want to set an example and show a new path for the advancement of immortals other than ascension, so that the disciples of all major immortal sects have a different life. The choice of the ultimate goal is not just to kneel and lick the Protoss, dig a door and steal a hole to become a dog in the fairy world."
Jiu Jianxian said in astonishment: "Master, what do you mean? Cultivation is not for ascension, but for what else?"
Luo Feng pointed to the little snake girl beside Jiu Jianxian, and naturally said, "What else can Xiuxian do? Of course it is to marry a beautiful fairy girl and give birth to the next generation of geniuses! As the saying goes, one generation is stronger than one generation. Poor monks believe, After more than a dozen generations of fairies and fairies hybridize, the mixed-race babies born in the world will not be inferior to the heavenly gods! Our generation can't beat the heavens, the next generation, the next generation, sooner or later there will be a generation who can rub the gods on the ground !"
"This... where is the cultivation of immortals..."
Jiujianxian really can't turn this turn, he only feels that Luo Feng's bewitching words have completely subverted his cognition. Xiuxian is obviously a very elegant thing. What is more important is to have a pure heart and little desire. Here, on the contrary, it has become a hot kang head for his wife and children.
"You don't understand this?" Luo Feng said triumphantly: "Able to make groundbreaking and disruptive achievements in a field, in a fashionable phrase, is to redefine a certain concept. I call this redefinition. Xiuxian!"
"Redefined Xiuxian?" Jiu Jianxian said dumbfounded: "It sounds like a great feeling, but it's not Xiuxian at all, you are the word for Xiuxian!"
"Humph! What exactly does it mean to cultivate immortals? It's not the God Emperor Fuxi's decision, it depends on what all the sentient beings think."
Luo Feng snorted coldly, and said: "If people mention the word'xiuxian' in the future, they will not think of'ancient blue light scroll, solitude, retreat, and a clear heart,' but think of the charming little demon girl, we It succeeded."
He patted Jiu Jianxian's shoulder again, and Luo Feng said earnestly: "What we are talking about in Buddhism is to treat change correctly, because there is never an eternal thing in the universe. Only constant change can Continuous progress and development."
In order to increase persuasiveness, Luo Feng took out a telephone snail and said: "When people mentioned mobile phones, they thought of physical buttons, sturdy appearance, strong signal, and drop resistance. But when Apple redefines the concept of mobile phones, who Do you still think that the phone is a ghost like a hammer head?"
How could Jiu Jianxian understand Luo Feng's example of a modern mobile phone? He blinked blankly, obviously confused.
Luo Feng also saw that he was confused, and smiled and said with relief: "Brother Jiujianxian, don't worry too much. This is complicated to say, but it is quite simple for you. All you have to do is live a good life. , Do meaningful things and leave the rest to the poor monks."
Jiu Jianxian scratched his head, but still didn't quite understand, and asked: "What's the meaning of living well and doing meaningful things?"
Luo Feng hates iron for failing to become a steel road: "That is not easy, as the fairy tale ending said, the old road and the princesses live a happy life without shame. To be more specific, it is to eat, drink and have fun during the day, three times per person at night , Four times occasionally..."
Jiu Jianxian frowned and said: "This...Is this too unsuccessful? What is the difference between eating and waiting for death? What is the meaning of doing it?"
"This is what the poor monk doesn't like to listen to." Luo Feng curled his lips and said: "It seems that your Taoist's guiding ideology of'quiet and inaction' is more meaningful. It's better than you meditate and breathe every day, like an old man. Doesn't it make more sense to squat there motionless?"
Jiu Jianxian said angrily: "You monk, don't misinterpret our Taoist scriptures. Being quiet and doing nothing is not being a king!"
Luo Feng shrugged and said, "What does the Dao Fa mean by nature? This is always the essence of your Taoist thinking. Propagation is a prerequisite for natural existence. If plants, animals and bacteria do not multiply, the universe will In a dead silence, where will there be natural evolution? Let you live a happy married life, is to complete the reproduction of human beings, are people also high-level animals, what is unnatural? Abstinence makes the wife stay alive and widow is not the most unnatural and easy to cut! "
Jiu Jianxian knew that Luo Feng was telling wrong things, but he was clumsy, and he really couldn't find words suitable for rebuttal, so his old face was flushed.
"Of course, you can't just live your own life, holding this latest smart phone snail."
Luo Feng turned around and handed the phone snail that he had just used for explanation to Jiu Jianxian.
After Jiu Jianxian took over the new snail with a bitten apple pattern on the shell, Luo Feng continued: "This smart phone snail will be popularized by everyone in the Human Defense Army in the near future. In hand, if possible, try to let everyone in the human race have one. Your task is to remember to take photos of life and small videos every day after you get married, and post the stories you and your seven wives have to tell. "
Luo Feng explained the usage of the new phone snail. For example, one of the two eyes of the snail is a camera and the other is a projector. You can take pictures and videos by pressing the shell, and can also project a phantom screen. Talk to the snail and the snail can record text.
Plural smart snails can form a network, and there are special "Facebook" and "Youtu" websites for users to post photos, videos and small articles.
Jiu Jianxian fiddled with the smart phone snail, and said, "What am I doing to expose my life?"
"The power of a role model is endless. The purpose of making you an Internet celebrity is of course to hope that others will treat you as an idol and try to imitate you."
Luo Feng took it for granted: "Think about it, you are a lousy old man, just because you have some achievements in cultivating immortals, you are promoted to the world's first life winner all at once, and you live a beautiful life that makes ordinary people envious and hateful every day. Others have seen it, can it? If you don’t work hard to practice as a fairy, marrying a few beautiful little demons like you? Everyone's enthusiasm for cultivation was immediately aroused!"