Vol 5 Chapter 193: Cute things are all abused

The emperor's strong desire to survive exploded, and his thinking suddenly became extremely active, racking his brains to think about whether he could find effective evidence to prove that he did not lie.
There was a flash of inspiration in her mind, and she suddenly remembered that she still had a miniature phone snail stuffed in her ears. In the past, Luo Feng used this earplug-like miniature phone snail to teach her how to answer and assign her how to do bad things.
There is no semicolon in the telephone snail, only Luo Feng can get it out. As long as the snail in the ear is taken out, it is an ironclad proof!
In any case, Luo Feng couldn't answer why the Demon King of the Demon Army had a special telephone snail in his hand, which proved that he had been secretly instructed.
Thinking of this, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor turned his sorrow into joy, and sneered: "Your human race is as cunning and evil than our monsters. It's a pity that facts are facts and sophistry is useless!"
Putting his chest up, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor's said: "This emperor has conclusive evidence to prove that I was instructed by him! Wait a moment, I will take out the evidence and show it. As long as you take out that thing, you will understand immediately. That virtuous monk hides evil intentions!"
As she said, she stretched out her hand to take out the snail stuck in the ear hole.
The self-confident and determined appearance of the Heavenly Ghost Emperor was very convincing, and Jiu Jianxian cast a suspicious look at Luo Feng again, and said, "Master, what do you say?"
Luo Feng said indifferently: "The poor monk has a clear conscience. How can he get evidence for something that he has never done before? I think she is just trying to slow down. Be careful not to let her find a chance to escape."
"Huh! Big liar monk, this emperor is indeed not a good ghost, but you are worse than this emperor, so be your lips, wait for me to take out the little snail you gave me..."
After digging it for several times, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor didn't pull it out, and there was a tingling in his earholes. He just felt that the little thing attached to the skin of the ear canal began to crawl and crawled toward the depth of the earhole.
"Hey...what's the matter?"
The unbelievers of the evil gods changed the thinnest little finger and digs his ears vigorously. However, it is like digging earwax. If you do it with your hands, it will push the earwax deeper. This digging does not matter. The snail is pushed forward. Inner ear canal.
The snail adsorbed on the tympanic membrane and suddenly made a harsh noise, which not only stimulated the noise, but also opened its mouth and used its tiny fangs to gnaw on the delicate soft flesh of the cochlea.
Where could he bear it, he fell to the ground, covered his ears, kicked and rolled while screaming: "My ears! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Smelly monk, you count me!"
"If you can't pass the cute mess, do you start to roll around?"
Luo Feng watched the show with his arms in his arms, disdainfully said: "You kid is very clever, just a few days after you became a girl, you have learned what you should learn and what you should not learn."
Generally speaking, the miniature headsets inserted into the ears are specially designed to ensure that they will not go deep into the ear holes and can not be taken out. However, the miniature phone snails Luo Feng provided to her are not publicly sold products and do not care about the user experience at all.
If the user complains to him due to the disability caused by the product quality problem, he can only reply: "Dear user, I am your father. There are two steps to solve the problem. The first step is to kneel down, and the second step is to sing. conquer."
Therefore, the miniature snail is not designed to be easy to take out. Instead, it works the other way around. It specifically increases the anti-removal habit of drilling deep into the ear hole when encountering danger, and the purpose is to shame the wearer at the right time.
Many insects have this avoidance mechanism. For example, if a cockroach penetrates its ear, the more it digs, the deeper it crawls. As long as a few cockroach characteristic fragments are added to the genetic code, this function can be perfectly realized.
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor’s silver teeth clenched tightly, enduring the severe pain and the high-energy infrasound noise that made her mad, and said to the daughter who ran over to help her: "Hurry up and find a golden hairpin and help me pick the things in my ears. Come out, fast, fast, and I will die of pain after a while."
"What the is going on? Could it be that she was poisoned by someone?" Jiu Jianxian looked confused and couldn't help asking.
When he was young, Jiujianxian spent a period of time in the Miao borders, and had a certain understanding of Miao border Gu art, and it seemed that the tragic situation of the Heavenly Ghost Emperor was somewhat similar to being poisoned.
"Master Dao, that female demon has always been superb acting, have you forgotten that it's time for her to be tricked by her superb acting in the lock demon tower?"
Luo Feng said indifferently: "If you don't believe that she is acting, you can cast a spell that can detect Gu poison to confirm it."
Jiujianxian pinched a magic trick, cast the "Purification Primal Spirit Curse" in the air, and the aura flashed on the heavenly ghost emperor's body. Judging from the sensory information feedback from the spell, she did not have any negative spells at all.
The curse, toxins, and illusion effects have not been detected, which means that there is no abnormality in her body at all.
This is also due to limited knowledge. How did Jiu Jianxian know that there are actually rice-sized telephone snails in the world, beyond his cognitive level, and under the influence of blind areas of thinking, it is of course ignored.
The bite and noise of the miniature snail is strictly a physical attack, without any aura or demonic fluctuations at all. It is just that the nerves of the cochlea are sensitive, which caused great pain to the Emperor of Heaven. Under the examination of Xianshu , Does not show any negative state effects in the fairy sword world at all.
There is a special hidden weakness in the monsters and demon heads in the world of Xianxia, ​​that is, they are strong on the outside and weak on the inside. Once a tiny insect gets into the body, they are almost helpless. No matter how powerful the magic potion is, they can only helplessly. Endure severe pain.
For example, Princess Iron Fan got into her body by Monkey King, except she was sweating and crying, "It hurts, uncle, be gentle, uncle forgive me, so bullying my sister-in-law, wait for your eldest brother to come back and not fight you hard." In addition to such words, he can only bear the merciless flogging in shame and helpless.
The miniature phone snail burrows into the cochlea, and the little Wukong burrows into Princess Iron Fan. It is essentially the same, neither can be driven away by magic.
Although the Heavenly Ghost Emperor is a ghost, he comes from the Heavenly Ghost Clan and belongs to a kind of monster. The biggest difference from ordinary ghosts is that he has a flesh body. The flesh body gives the Heavenly Ghost Clan the powerful physical power at the cost of losing the virtual penetration. The material characteristics of the ghost race also possess the hidden weakness of this monster.
The girl took off the golden hairpin from her head, and used the tip of the hairpin into the ear hole of the Heavenly Ghost Emperor, trying to pick the snail out, but unfortunately, even if the tip of the hairpin touched the deepest snail, she couldn’t penetrate it. The more painful.
You know, snails have shells, and the golden hairpin is blocked by the hard shell. How can it pierce the soft flesh of the snail, and no matter how hard it is, it can only push the snail deeper.
Replaced with ordinary insects, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor mobilizes the devilish energy to shake the whole body, and can also shake it to death. The miniature phone snail is hidden in a special polymer shell without fear at all.
"No way, daddy, if you try harder, you will puncture your eardrums."
Meimei was also sweating in a hurry. It was not easy to pick out the snail. The little thing was very strong, and the sucker sucked very tightly. The Heavenly Ghost Emperor struggled unconsciously because of the severe pain and wanted to hold her down. It took a lot of effort, or it was the elder brother Tianyanhuang who was strong and tall to help press the Tianguihuang's head tightly, and she could barely penetrate the golden hairpin into the constantly shaking earholes.
"Just puncture my eardrums. It's better if you are deaf. I can't stand it!"
The explosive infrasound noise inside the earholes almost destroys the spirit of the Heavenly Ghost Emperor. The so-called "magic sound instillation" is nothing more than this. What is more sad is that the sound source is deep in the cochlea, blocking the ears and hearing more clearly.
"Well, dad, you have to hold back!"
Seeing that the Heavenly Ghost Emperor was already in pain, she could only help her to destroy this ear. Just when she mustered the courage to pierce the tip of the golden hairpin into the ear hole of the Heavenly Ghost Emperor, the latter suddenly refused Struggling, as if the pain stopped abruptly.
Weakly waved his hand, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor whispered: "Let's do it slowly...it doesn't hurt anymore, let me take a breath first."
It turned out that the miniature snails in her ears stopped the harsh noise and painful bites, but before she could relax, they issued a mechanical prompt sound synthesized by biochemical computers: "Didi, if the host destroys the sensory shielding noise, Ben The snail will turn on the self-detonation mode, and the power of the explosion is equivalent to the thunderbolt."
With a thunderbolt exploded in the ear hole, the emperor of the ghost could imagine the horror of his head blooming. Where would he dare to let the maiden pierce the eardrum to relieve her from the noise?
The reminder in the ear sounded again: "Didi, please note that the host, the'Superior Good Baby System' has been launched. This system does not have any reward mechanism, but there are as many as 1,632 punishment modes. If the host does not If you complete the task according to the system prompts, you will definitely regret giving birth. It’s better to die early and reborn early."
After hearing this prompt, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor's face was pale, and the whole ghost fell into the ice cellar, and his whole body became frightened.
The next sentence sounds:
"Didi, the initial mission of the system is on.
Mission Objective: Make Jiujianxian believe that the host is directing and acting by himself.
Task reminder: It is recommended to directly admit that you are acting. Just now, Sapo was all about framing good people. Now that he finally recognizes the reality in his conscience, he decides to confess everything, obediently admit his counsel, and kneel down to beg Master Luo for mercy and forgiveness.
Mission failure penalty: The miniature snail will bite through the ear muscle tissue, enter the host brain, release the eggs in the host brain, and lay eggs. The eggs will circulate in the blood to reach the host's organs and tissues, and multiply indefinitely until the host's flesh and blood is consumed. "
No matter how stupid the Heavenly Ghost Emperor is, he finally understood that Luo Feng had no good intentions when he gave her this miniature snail. From the moment she put the snail into her ear hole, she was defeated and became Luo Feng's request. puppet.
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor was stunned for a long time, but Jiu Jianxian, Li Xiaoyao and others couldn't hear the sound from the earbuds. They didn't know what happened, and they felt very strange.
The little girl ghost stood up in despair, staggered down the throne steps, came to Luo Feng, knelt on the ground with her knees weak, and said in a crying voice: "The Zen master...I was wrong. It was me who had nowhere to go. I was afraid that I would be besieged and killed by you like Kong Pho. I came up with this divorce plan to frame you. Since you have seen it through, I can’t continue the show. Please forgive me."
Luo Feng just smiled and turned to Jiu Jianxian and said, "What did the poor monk say? You guys, you have to use your brains when you encounter things. Don't be fooled so easily. You are always led by others! This kind of clumsy All of these schemes can stop you. The poor monk really thinks that you should learn Buddhist scriptures, increase your wisdom, and improve your discernment."
After talking about the red-faced Jiujianxian, Luo Feng patted the head of the little ghost who was kneeling in front of her, blessed her, and said kindly: "Don't be afraid, as long as you be a good baby, there are a lot of poor monks. I have always been full of love for female goblins, and it won't hurt you."