Vol 2 Chapter 1415:

Then Ji Zhuoming threw out more than 20 big luggages and said: "These are all brought back from the human world, you look at it, what you like to give you." Li Yi nodded happily, they also nodded Very curious about things in the human world.
Huang Hao looked at Xu Yue squintingly: "Sister Yue'er takes whatever she wants." Everyone was stunned. Xu Yue smiled awkwardly and nodded. The eight quickly rushed to the luggage. Pack.
Where did Li Yi have seen any luggage? I didn't know how to open it. Gong Ruoqing was the most direct and tore the luggage into two paragraphs. Upon seeing this, Li Yi and others immediately studied, and soon all the luggage was torn by Li Yi and eight people.
Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming looked at the luggage distressedly because those things could not be bought now.
Chen Xiangyi took out a flashlight and strangely said, "What is this thing?"
Ji Zhuoming casually said: "This is a flashlight, there is no use."
Chen Xiangyi threw the flashlight directly with a loud bang. boom! The flashlight fell on the stone and broke up, Ji Zhuoming's eyes widened.
Fang Xuehui took out a pair of sunglasses, and looked at Ji Zhuoming with strange eyes. Ji Zhuoming said: "That's sunglasses, which he brought to his eyes."
Fang Xuehui stunned and brought it to her eyes, but she brought it back, and her eyeglasses clipped her ear in the opposite direction. Fang Xuehui glanced around frowning: "How did the sky turn black?"
Ji Zhuoming looked at Fang Xuehui speechlessly, and Li Yi looked at Fang Xuehui in surprise: "Sister, you are so handsome!" Fang Xuehui stood tall and continued to search for "baby" with sunglasses, the sunglasses fell down, Fang Xuehui quickly and quickly Brought it up.
Tian Wu took out a square red box, and after opening it clumsily, there was an extremely precious diamond necklace in it, and Tian Wu took it to his neck.
Huang Hao opened his mouth wide, and he was about to prepare the necklace for Xu Yue, but he did not expect it to be taken by Tian Wu. He clearly told Ji Zhuoming to collect it. Looking at Ji Zhuoming again, Ji Zhuoming's forehead was covered with cold sweat and whispered in a low voice: "How did I forget this matter."
Xu Yue came out with a red helmet. Looking curiously, Huang Hao suddenly appeared beside her: "This is a helmet, which can protect your head from harm!" Xu Yue was startled and glared Nodded with big eyes.
Huang Hao brought the helmet to his head, tapping the helmet with his hand and said, "Look, it's very strong!"
Xu Yue said happily: "Can I try it?" Huang Hao nodded hurriedly: "Yes, you try." Xu Yue raised his hand and struck over with a sword.
"boom!"
"Oh……"
The hard hat was suddenly disbanded, Huang Haowei screamed and flew out, fell to the ground and stopped moving, everyone was stunned.
Ji Zhuoming quickly came to Huang Hao's side: "Da Huang, are you okay!"
Huang Hao raised his head with his tongue glaring and wide eyes, and said, "It's okay..."
"Boom!" He lay on the ground and said nothing. Everyone was sweating, and Xu Yue was even more embarrassed.
Mengdie took out a pistol, and she didn't know how to use it. She pulled the trigger with her small hands.
"Slap!" Everyone stared at Mengdie with big eyes. Mengdie was thrown away with a pistol when she was startled.
Ji Zhuoming looked at his leg with a wry smile, and Mengdie's shot happened to hit him in the leg.
"Ah...!!!" Ji Zhuoming squatted on the ground with his legs screaming painfully, Meng Die looked at Ji Zhuoming embarrassingly.
Ji Zhuoming looked at Mengdie with great disappointment. Suddenly he saw the red ball in Gong Ruoqing's hands, and his eyes widened suddenly: "Don't touch the red button!"
Gong Ruoqing stunned and looked at the ball in his hand: "What is this? There is no red button?" Fang Xuehui came over curiously after hearing this.
Ji Zhuoming clearly saw that the flashing red time in the ball was already "one", he shook his head helplessly and said, "no!"
"boom!"
"Ah!" Li Yi all fell to the ground, red liquid spilled all over his body.
Ji Zhuoming shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Tomato bomb..."
Li Yi stood up and looked at Ji Zhuoming angrily. Ji Zhuoming embarrassedly said: "Relax...the tomato bomb can't hurt anyone, and the tomato sauce is delicious, isn't it."
Li Yi and Xiao Feng added a bit, it was indeed delicious, the two nodded with a smile. But the six girls are different. They are the most beautiful people. Gong Ruoqing immediately rushed up, grabbing Ji Zhuoming was a violent beat, and Chen Xiangyi also rushed up to beat him.
After all, Fang Xuehui was an ancient immortal for thousands of years. Although he was angry, he didn't do it. Instead, he stood with a pair of sunglasses on the sidelines and taught the five women how to beat them.
Ji Zhuoming's screams continued, and Huang Hao also woke up, standing aside in fear and daring not to speak. Li Yi and Xiao Fengsheng looked at each other in unison: "Don't mess with women!"
After seeing what the two ancient gods brought back from the human world, several people in Li Yi have developed a strong interest in the technology of the human world, but few people dare to touch anything in the ancient god's hands.
The two ancient gods were also very depressed. Originally, they wanted to have a good time in Juejian Valley. As a result, they made no one, no ghosts.
The characters of the two ancient gods are extremely strange. Li Yi and others are helpless, but they are helpless. Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming's things were all placed in the Juejian Valley Pavilion. They also filled the room with some chaotic things in the ring, and Li Yi could only face it with cold sweat.
Huang Hao's weapon is a silver-white sharp gun, named Broken Soul! The sharp gun is long, and it exudes silver and white light. It looks very powerful. In his words: "Handsome!" Ji Zhuoming's weapon is a red fairy sword named Qiuyue!
The two ancient gods possessed the power of Jinxian. It is said that they were suppressed in the heaven of the lower realm, so they have been stopped in Jinxian.
The Seven Ancient Swords of Juejian Valley have powerful sword spirits and can be cultivated by themselves, but the weapons of Huang Hao's two ancient gods do not have these, so they envy the Seven Ancient Swords very much. Watching the Seven Ancient Swords float there, the two did something that everyone else was sweating.
In order to allow his weapon to float there, Huang Hao produced two silk threads, one end was tied to the broken soul gun, and the other end was tied to Ziyang and the ancient sword of Bishui. In this way, through the "help" of the two ancient swords, the Soul Breaking Gun was finally "floating" on the platform. Ji Zhuoming also took out a silk thread, with Qiuyue tied at one end and a tall maple tree at one end, so that Qiuyue also "fluttered".
Watching their weapons "float", the two ancient gods nodded in satisfaction, Li Yi several people opened their mouths in surprise, and the seven ancient swords were also covered with black lines.
Xiaofeng nodded dumbly and said, "A good way, I can also use this method to make my landscape fan float."
Several people in Li Yi frowned and looked at the laughter, who scratched their heads awkwardly and said, "I just said casually, casually..." Li Yi and the six daughters bowed their heads helplessly.
At night, when the moon is empty, Li Yi and the six girls are enjoying the moon with laughter. Suddenly, a piece of guitar music rang, and the eight of them suddenly froze.
On the platform, the seven ancient swords shone with dazzling light shining on the two ancient gods Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming. The two played the guitar in the colorful light, and the beautiful music was floating in Juejian Valley. Li Yi and eight people all came to the platform with a smile and listened to the performance of the two.
Ordinary instruments in the human world appear here for the first time, so Li Yi is very curious.
After playing a prelude to a piece of music, the two ancient gods took a deep breath and began to play and sing. The rhythm slowly accelerated, and the Seven Ancient Swords quickly changed the strength of the light with the two.
The two ancient gods began to sing: "Come here, I am a spinach, Cai Cai Cai Cai Cai..."
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"puff……!"
The eight people fainted, and Li Yi spouted a bit of bile and fainted on the ground. The seven-handed ancient sword suddenly dimmed and fell all onto the platform. Bailing Mythical Beast and Tianlong Mythical Beast also stared openly at the two ancient gods on the platform.
Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming shed a large sweat bead behind their heads. Huang Hao embarrassedly said: "The performance is over here...Thank you for your appreciation!"
In the early morning of the next day, the two ancient gods put on the clothes of the chef of the human world, and the two fetched water, cut vegetables, and lighted fire. Eight of Li Yi looked at the two of them in curiosity.
Ji Zhuoming said with a chest: "Today I will show you a gourmet meal in the human world!"
When it came to eating, Chen Xiangyi, Gong Ruoqing, and Xu Yue couldn't help it. The three girls immediately rushed into the pavilion, and stood obediently looking at Ji Zhuoming. Li Yi grinned and thought about cooking, there would be no accident, so he also entered the pavilion.
Li Yi went in, and of course Fang Xuehui couldn't help but several people entered the pavilion.
Huang Hao happily ran around to prepare materials for Ji Zhuoming's cooking. Ji Zhuoming posed as a chef and stood tall by the fire stove. Li Yi looked at the two with interest.
The stove fire has been ignited, using the gas stove that Ji Zhuoming brought back from the world.
Ji Zhuoming picked up a barrel of golden bottled liquid and said, "This is the edible oil commonly used in the human world. The dishes fried with it are both fragrant and delicious!" Li Yi nodded with a smile.
The gas stove had already been ignited, the iron pan had been hot, and Ji Zhuoming came with a beautiful and elegant posture to open the lid. Li Yi's eight people were surprised. Ji Zhuoming smiled with satisfaction, and poured the oil barrel into the pot...
"boom!"
With a muffled noise, a lot of black smoke came from the pavilion, and Li Yi ran out of the pavilion coughing.
Ji Zhuoming walked out of the pavilion with a black face and wobbly: "Huang Hao! Did you give me cooking oil or gasoline!"
Huang Hao was stunned and said, "I gave you cooking oil."
"Impossible, how could cooking oil catch fire!"
Huang Hao looked at the oil drum in his hand with puzzlement: "My God! I got it wrong!" Li Yi opened his mouth stunned.
Ji Zhuoming exclaimed angrily: "It's all you guys! I killed you!" He even cried and pulled Huang Hao to kick and kick!
Huang Hao screamed: "This doesn't want me, who asked you to put them together, this doesn't want me! Ah! Forgiveness!" Li Yi suddenly shed a cold sweat, the people on the platform The two mythical beasts also shed a rare cold sweat.
A few days later, Fang Xuehui took her five daughters to take a bath in the lake of Jujian Valley, so Li Yi left Huangju and Xiaofeng with the sound of laughter.
Ji Zhuoming yawned and walked out of the pavilion, suddenly staring blankly at the six women with their heads out in the lake water.
Ji Zhuoming walked past with a laugh, the six women moved away from the shore in surprise. Ji Zhuoming said with a chest: "I let you appreciate the most standard diving in the human world!" Ji Zhuoming took off from the sky and rushed to the lake at a height of ten feet.
The six women shouted: "Sex Wolf!"
"boom!"
"Ahhhhhhh..." Ji Zhuoming screamed and disappeared into the sky, only to see a starry sky with a dazzling light and disappeared.
Outside the Sword Valley, Li Yi, Huang Hao, and Xiao Fengsheng all looked at the starry sky with their mouths open, and they all said in unison: "Don't mess with women!"
Li Yi and Huang Hao talked with each other about their self-perception, and laughed and lay alone on the distant lawn to rest. After a long time, both Li Yi and Huang Hao felt bored, so Huang Hao played an immortal tactic, saying: "This is a unique skill that I created before, Thunder tactic! You can quickly hit the opponent, but the power is very Weak." He said that the Thunder Thunder hit the sky, and a white thunder immediately flew, and quickly reached the limit.
"boom!"
"Oh my mother!"
The sound of laughter in the distance jumped up with black smoke: "Who did this!" Li Yi opened his mouth in surprise, and Huang Hao froze.
Xiaofeng stated that Bai Liyi would not do such a thing, so running over to catch Huang Hao was a beating. Huang Hao screamed: "Ah! Don't be angry, Brother Xiao! The younger brother is not intentional..." Xiao Fengsheng Regardless of this, it was still punching and kicking, and Li Yi scratched his head awkwardly.
After a few more days, Li Yi and Chen Xiangyi took the Bailing and Tianlong beasts to walk in the Juejian Valley, and the two beasts squatted happily on the shoulders of the two. At this time, Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming came over head-on.
Li Yi smiled: "What are the two older brothers doing?"
Huang Hao said with a shoulder: "It's boring, go out and see. Is this a pigeon you raised? Brother, why is this tail so long?" Huang Hao pointed at the Bailing Divine Beast.
Li Yi was stunned: "Dove?" Bailing Divine Beast also widened his bewildered eyes.
Huang Hao laughed: "Yi Yi is really interested, but why raise pigeons? Raising a parrot is also more beautiful than a pigeon... oops!"
The Bailing Divine Beast was furious, and Huang Hao flew out with a scream, while Ji Zhuoming was beaten out by Tianlong with a small fist because he said that Tianlong was like a gecko. The two beasts fell angrily on the shoulders of the two, and Li Yi and Chen Xiangyi smiled bitterly.
The cultivation realm has temporarily calmed down. Li Yi suggested Tianheguan to carry out a cultivation conference in order to tell the ancient to pass on the sword valley through the conference, thereby attracting the attention of the ancient to pass on.
Today, there is still more than a month away from the Cultivation Conference. Li Yi and others are very leisurely. Although there are two funny ancient gods doing funny things, everyone is still very united.
On this day, Li Yi and others went out to rest in a valley. Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming put a tent on the six women, and the six women happily lay and rest in the tent.
Huang Hao pulled Ji Zhuoming to no one and said, "You said there is no way to catch Sister Xu Yue?"
Ji Zhuoming casually said: "It is said that the night is black and the wind is high, and she is drawn to a small tree..."