Chapter 1323: Chief Mousetrap Officer
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Mage Joan
- Cheng Jianxin
- 1204 characters
- 2021-01-30 08:53:47
"Good evening, Mr. Pastor." Medea smiled politely to the young pastor.
"My name is Peter, and I am a local village priest. If you need help, don't be polite!"
The young priest said with a smile.
"Oh, this is a coincidence! Mr. Peter, we are planning to go to the village office to ask you and your colleagues some news about the chickens, snakes and beasts."
"Cock and Snake? That's some chat. Come with me."
Peter ascended the steps and saw the blocky Hawk heading towards him, so he had to stop and shouted with his hands on his hips, angrily:
"Katie! How many times have I told you? Don't put the disgusting dead mouse at the door, why can't you remember!"
"Also, you are not allowed to sunbathe at the door in the future, nor do you look at your appearance. If you lie down at the door, no one will dare to come to the village office."
"Hello! Katie! Don't pretend to be stupid, I'm talking to you! Are you a vanity and arrogant fat girl listening to me?"
Tu Hao, named "Katie", seemed to understand Peter's blame, turned his back to stare at him and groaned, suddenly jumped up, volleyed into a ball of meat, like a meteor crashing into the arms of the young priest.
"Wow!" The young priest couldn't help but was staggered back by her and fell down on the steps.
Katie threw herself up, raised a pair of furry front paws, and beat her head in a row.
Peter suffered a "Meow Meow Fist" and was beaten straight, waiting for him to recover, Katie had twisted his full buttocks and jumped up the steps, grabbed the door handle by himself, opened the door expertly, and smoked Drill into the house.
When he first saw Tu Hao slap Peter, Jo Ann wanted to come forward to stop, but he soon noticed the cat paw clawed by Katie, deliberately retracted the sharp claw tip, and just patted the cheek of the young priest with a soft palm pad .
As a senior "cat master", of course Joan can see that Katie is just playing tricks with Peter, otherwise she will show sharp claws and a slap can scratch the young priest on the spot.
"Damn fat cat, you wait for me..."
Although Peter wasn't scratched, Tu Hao's strength was not small, and this slap in the face of the wind and thunder hit his cheeks flushed and his head veiled.
"Mr. Pastor, don't you mind?" Ruby asked with concern.
"I’m okay, the guy Katie, is the animal companion of Druid Bavra in the village, and also the "chief mouse trapping officer" in our village. If her character is not so arrogant, there is no one in her eyes, and she is more gentle and clever, It's a good cat."
Peter rubbed his cheeks with a wry smile, stepped up the steps, opened the door, and invited three foreign visitors into the house.
"If you are not in a hurry, just come in and have a cup of tea. About the chickens and snakes, you may wish to sit down and talk slowly."
Joan followed Peter into the village office. The spacious hall was set up like an office. A girl heard the door open and turned to look at the door.
Joan happened to be looking at her, and he couldn't help but stunned.
The girl in the room looks similar to Peter’s age, with a slender head, dressed in tight leather armor and woodland boots, and a short grass-green cloak with a circle of golden wheat ears in its coat, and a plush tail proudly raised from the rear of the hips. Qi Er's short hair is black and bright, but can't cover a pair of slightly shaking cat ears. The pupil's slender eyes are extremely shiny, showing a sense of curiosity.
Ruby and Medea followed Joan into the house and were surprised when they saw the girl for the first time.
"Hey! Outlander, look at you staring at me blankly. Did you see the cat man for the first time?" the green girl asked loudly.
The girl's tone was a little rough, but she could not hear her hostility.
Medea and Ruby nodded quickly.
They were indeed the first time they saw this kind of humanoid creature with feline characteristics, which is what the green-haired girl called "catman".
Joan calmed down after the initial accident. In fact, he was no stranger to catmen.
When he was studying in Port Leiden, he had made friends with a catwoman reporter named "Xiao Miao".
In his view, the girl in the green dress opposite had six or seven points similar to the appearance of Sister Miao, but it was not possible to infer any relative relationship between the two.
Two catwomen, one born in the New World and one living in the old world, are geographically distant from the ocean, making them unlikely to be related by blood.
As for the similar appearance of the two, it actually does not explain the problem, and it is more likely that it is only the common racial characteristics of the cat people.
When the aesthetic transcends race, "face blindness" has become a common phenomenon. For example, in the eyes of human beings, all dwarfs look the same. With two equally beautiful face of elves, you can hardly tell the difference. The reverse is also true. In the eyes of cats, all humans are similar, lacking the appearance characteristics that can distinguish identities. Only through long-term relationship can a person's appearance be matched with his identity.
"Hi ~ Buffalo, these three visitors have something to discuss with us. Are you free now?"
Peter asked the catwoman.
"Of course you have time." Catwoman smiled friendly at Joan, Medea and Ruby, and turned to Peter. "Go get some drinks for the guests."
"You have hands and feet, why would you let me serve tea and pour water?" Peter protested disappointedly.
"Because you are younger than me, and you can't beat me." The catwoman shook her paws at the young priest with a straightforward heart, "Go and serve tea, or I will beat you!"
"Can't you pretend to be a lady in front of the guests?" Peter couldn't help complaining.
"I'm already a lady, I don't need to pretend!"
Buffalo shook the cat ears raised on his forehead proudly, and suddenly remembered something, staring at Peter with a straight face: "Little monkey, did you bully my Katie just now?"
"Why, that fat cat complained to you again?" Peter rubbed the cheeks of the cat's palms and said wronged: "The opposite is true, it was Katie who bullied me..."
"If you don't take the initiative to provoke Katie, she will not take the initiative to attack you." Bavra is obviously very short-sighted.
Tu Hao squatting on his desk licking his paws, murmured, as if echoing the master's accusations against Peter.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you two unreasonable guys." Peter laughed angrily, shook his head, and turned into the kitchen next door.
Bavra glanced back at Tu Hao, grabbed the soft fur behind her neck, and lifted it up.
"Don't think I don't know what you are doing good! Although I defend you in front of Peter, this does not mean to indulge you to play tricks and quickly get rid of the dead mice outside the door!"
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