Chapter 1634: Black Gourd and Pig (Ⅰ)

In fact, Bolson knew the small actions that the squadron leaders were doing behind him, but he pretended not to know.
Among the group of hill giants, there are as many strong, brave, and aggressive men as possible. The hill giants with their brains are as scarce as pearls in oysters.
The squadron captain selected by Bolson usually has an intelligence attribute of no less than 10 points. Among humans, this is only an ordinary level, but in the hill giant tribe with an average intelligence attribute of only 6 points, 10 points of intelligence is considered smart. People.
For the sake of cherishing talents, Bolson doesn't really mind being clever, as long as he doesn't make taboos on big and bad issues-such as not being punctual, such as not being able to restrain his men.
"Buck teeth" Cook, who committed two taboos at the same time, Bolson was very disappointed with him, has already moved to remove the replacement of the fifth squadron captain.
The Fifth Squadron is the most difficult squadron in the entire mercenary regiment. All the squadrons and lunatics that other squadrons do not want are sent to the Fifth Squadron, which can be called a "garbage recycling station."
After ousting Cook, it was difficult for Bolson to find a qualified successor within the fifth squadron.
Even if Bolson relaxes the requirements for the captain candidate’s IQ, at least he must select a strong man who can crush other players in strength. In the fifth squadron, there does not seem to be such a strong guy.
Forgetting these annoyances for a moment, Bolson walked through the crowd to the center of the open space.
Seeing a person lying on his back lying in a pool of blood from afar, he has passed out.
Bolson knew too much about this group of reckless and aggressive bastards, and immediately guessed that there had been a vicious fight here not long ago, most likely the source of confusion in the fifth squadron.
Bolson knew that it was impossible to strictly prohibit fighting in a unit composed entirely of hill giants.
What really angered him was not that there was a fight, but why the "bucket" Cook didn't come forward in time to smooth out the two sides of the conflict, so that the situation deteriorated to the point where someone was seriously injured.
If even such a trivial matter can't be solved, Cook as a squadron leader still has a fart! ?
"Where did Cook die?" Bolson asked coldly, "I'm not going to come over!"
The expected scene of Cook rushing to greet in shock did not appear.
At the moment when Bolson's anger was about to get out of control, a squadron leader came over and pointed to the guy lying on his back in the pool of blood.
Bolson's face changed slightly, and he quickly stepped forward and leaned over to carefully observe the felling unconscious guy, and it took a while to recognize it-this person was Cook!
Fifth Squadron Leader "Buck Teeth" Cook's fleshy face was sunken inwards, as if being violently hit by a siege mallet head-on, his nose flattened and crumpled, like a rotten tomato.
Even his iconic tusks were interrupted, and I didn't know where to fly.
Bolson was surprised and puzzled when he saw Cook's miserable situation, got up and looked around, trying to find out that Cook was a virtuous murderer.
He soon noticed that, not far away, a big fat man wearing wild boar leather armour was sitting on the floor, with a helmet made of a hollow boiled head of the entire wild boar head on his head, holding something in his hand and burying his head. Woo cry.
Since the man turned his back to this side, Bolson couldn't see his appearance clearly, and his back also looked a little strange. It should be the recruits recruited not long ago.
"Is that guy knocking out Cook?"
Bolson pointed to the fat man's back and asked his men.
"That's right! Brother Bolson, it was Todd who was a fool!"
"That kid is fighting like a wild boar with wild hair, so fierce!"
Witnesses of the fighting incident talked about the causes and consequences of the conflict.
After listening to the onlookers, Bolson learned that the young hill giant nicknamed "Fool" was indeed a new recruit.
This man's figure is considered to be a super fat boy among the fat giant hill tribe, weighing nearly 2000 pounds!
"Fool" Todd is not obese, all the muscles under the fat are solid muscles, and his skills are quite flexible. If he is not good at his brain, he will not be assigned to the fifth squadron.
"This guy, Todd, is so stupid that he brought a fat pig to join the army. When he marched, he put the fat pig in his backpack and carried it wherever he went. He had to hold the pig when he slept. Pig is his wife."
"At the time of assembly, Todd also carried his pet pig as usual, and I don't know which troublemaker was bad. He took a knife and poked hard at his backpack. The pig's buttocks bleed, screamed, and struggled to jump out. backpack."
"The frightened fat pigs were rushing around in the camp, and Todd shouted "My pig, my pig" on one side, followed by and ran to try to grab the frightened fat pig."
"This man ran around in a pig, messing up the entire camp."
"Captain Cook heard the pig's cry, and brought people over to check. It happened that the fat pig, who knew nothing about life, ran into Captain Cook head-on."
"Captain Cook kicked the fat pig to the ground, then grabbed the pig's neck and picked up the animal."
"Todd hurried over, loudly begging Captain Cook to give him back the fattening pig."
"Captain Cook is full of fire and nowhere to go, how can he easily let go of that stupid boy? He first kissed the pig's mouth deliberately in front of Todd, the fat pig screamed and struggled desperately, Todd Jumping up and down, as if Captain Cook teased his wife in person."
"Captain Cook teased enough of "Fool" Todd, he put on a brutal face, and suddenly opened his mouth wide, biting the neck of the fat pig, biting the fat pig's throat, and then He threw the fat pig screaming wildly and screaming on the ground and laughed."
"Seeing this funny scene, the brothers all laughed."
"Only Todd burst into tears and rushed to fight Captain Cook, shouting to avenge his pet pig."
"We only treat him as silly, waiting to watch a good show."
"We thought Captain Cook would teach this recruit hard, but he didn't expect Todd's strength to be surprising. He dropped Captain Cook down two or three times, using his head as a hammer and hitting Cook hard. The captain faced the door."
"Boom! I remember Todd banged three times in a row, slammed Captain Cook into a face and fainted."
"Todd is still upset and continues to beat Captain Cook who has passed out."
"We are afraid that we might be killed, and we hurried up to pull the frame."
"That guy, Todd, is like a monster!"
"We, six or seven people, couldn't hold him together. Instead, he was thrown to the ground by him, and my nose was bruised."
"Fortunately, after such a disruption, Todd's madness finally passed, a little sober, no longer beating the unlucky Captain Cook, and ran to pick up the dead pig, howling and looking at his pair Sadly, it seems that it was not the fat pig that died just now, but his mother!"
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