Chapter 9: : Waste material group membership certificate

"Taoist, I feel that you have changed a lot recently." Lei Dazhuang really feels this way. His brother started to exercise like a body change.
"I also feel that I have become handsome recently." Tang Shidao calmly responded.
"Hold the grass! Take back the foreword, you haven't changed, but my eyes are old." After listening to such familiar, Bai Lei was so confident that the good brothers had a good sense of exercise and diligent reading. some. The person is still the person, the formula is still the formula, the seasoning is still the kind of seasoning, the preservative is still the package preservative.
As long as the brothers do not change, you are not afraid of degeneration.
"Let's say, what kind of fart do you want to put on your ass?" Tang Shidao knew that Lei Dazhuang was a man. This person usually only looked for it, and it was difficult to say things.
"When I hold a grass, can't I be a serious person? Although I am a little far from the right person, I have tried to move closer in this direction." Lei Dazhuang got a disease that would die if he didn't know what to do. Really, it’s quite serious:
The Taoist, saying good things. We just made a gamble with the 311 classes of school tyrants and had the chance to win a week of free nights.

Tang Shidao is speechless, you can't say that it is possible to lose a week and stay up late.
Lei Da Zhuang quickly added: "Reassured, I thought about it early. With the strength of our 314 classes, it is impossible to lose. In a few days, it is not necessary to have a school celebration. Every class must have a program to engage in the atmosphere. This time The democratic vote of the mobile phone guarantees that it can't be faked. We are betting on the 311 class, who wins the program and who wins, whoever loses, please stay up all night for a week. Do you want a group of nerds to compare with us, this time? We won, hahahaha."
"Ask me before you bury you alive, what plans do you have?"
"This also requires planning, rest assured, and winning." Lei Dazhuang's body is not directly proportional to the brain. The height of 1 meter 95, the strong and fat big man, the whole tea city can not find a second can be comparable. Unfortunately, his brain is estimated to be only one tablespoon.
Tang Shidao is also very desperate.
No plan?
Let's not say that a class of excellent results, people know how to play the piano violin accordion keyboard Guqin dulcimer Yueqin matouqin, what do you fight? Not to mention their own skills, a class of tops born with their own high halo. Even if everyone is performing at a similar level, it is impossible to vote for this kind of school.
Democratic voting is the biggest injustice!
"No, we will be on the high school class, and say that good academics are important?" Tang Shidao thought of the key points. Big day, big land, can there be a college entrance examination?
"I took the initiative to sign up." Lei Da Zhuang said with arrogance.
"Give you a chance to be honest before I die, let's say, how did this happen?" Tang Shidao suddenly felt that there was a problem. Lei Dazhuang is a problem with his brain. One class is a problem with his mind. He feels that they are calculating something in secret.
"They want to find a white beauty with a talented show, so I took the initiative to support them and stick with them. That's it." Lei Dazhuang said of course.
Tang Shidao believed that the reckless value of Lei Dazhuang has always been low.
What's more, the white beauty of the stalls, the male hormones in the class do not explode.
Mentioned Bai Meiren.
She is also a girl of 314 classes, the appearance of the water level, the status of national treasure, she is the goddess of the twenty-four male animals swearing for life... meaning that the swimsuit photos on the hard disk will not be deleted for a lifetime! I remember that in the first year of high school, Tang Shidao felt that when he saw a white beauty, he would blush. Nowadays, the perception cannot be described. After all, the Master sees things differently from the perspective of people looking at things.
The white beauty's last name is white.
From the little pink and lovely, the white is too popular, so the parents who were not cured by the second illness named ‘beautiful’. I have been so beautiful since I grew up, and now I have grown to the level of beauty. The parents of Baimeiren are very ordinary office workers. It is rumored that there are noble guardians behind Baimei people, so they have not been harassed so far.
Life aspect.
Bai Meiren’s own performance is not bad or bad. It’s not hard to eat when cooking. It’s not ugly to draw a picture. It’s very likable. It’s not too good to hear. It’s not hard to hear... In short, Bai Meiren There is basically no advantage in being beautiful and messy.
Unfortunately.
For high school male animals, as long as people are beautiful, they do not need other advantages.
"I have the upper middle and lower three strategies. Which one do you want to listen to?" Tang Shidao knows what kind of mentality the male animal guards spend on the class, saying that looking back, youth is so bad, you are not crazy to say that you are a young person.
"Top policy?"
"I will bury you alive, and if you die without a card, you will not lose." Tang Shidao is not at all polite, idle is also idle.
"Let's talk about the Chinese policy."
"After burying, dig it out again, and change it to another hidden place, so that they can't find it." Tang Shidao optimized the plan.
"The next policy will not be dug up and throw it into the sea?" Lei Dazhuang felt that he would lose.
"Do not."
"What is the strategy?"
"You sang on stage!" Tang Shidao was serious.
"That's better to bury me alive." Lei Dazhuang listened to his feet. Singing this thing is too far away from you, probably separated by the distance between the Emperor and the Moon King. If you let yourself go, the school will not know how many people can live. The half song can make the karaoke boss free of orders, just ask for a quick go, can this power be able to stand up?
"You know that you will lose now." Tang Shidao was laughed.
"Yang said that we can win." Lei Dazhuang is not convinced.
"Qinhuang said that you didn't die, you don't want to fight money? Let's talk about it, how can the class teacher fool you?" Tang Shidao wanted to hear the truth of the adults.

Mr. Yang said... Regarding the performance program, we must write the script, carefully plan, carefully rehearse, work together, and be serious, and take out 200% of the strength to do it well. We are not far from the college entrance examination. We can't waste time like this. So there is a simpler way: find a beautiful woman, let her go on stage, don't bother, just twist a few times and win a lot." Zhuang Zheng's Eight Classics, added another sentence: "This is the experience that Mr. Yang has taught for many years, and it is appropriate."
In the face of such a reasonable statement, Tang Shidao said that he was speechless.
Bai Meiren wants to go on stage and twist a few times.
Properly win.
"Is she willing to go on stage?" Tang Shidao ignited a fire of hope.
"I don't want to." Lei Dazhuang poured a bucket of cold water.
Ok.
Science once again proves that the Earth King is round and everything is back to the origin!
Go back to the classroom.
Tang Shidao saw that the male students turned their eyes and looked forward. Don't get me wrong, because Tang Shidao's 撸 撸 撸 最高 最高 最高 , , , , , 最高 最高 唐 唐 唐 唐 唐 唐 唐 唐 唐 唐 唐 唐I have solved one or two troubles in the past, so the top Lei Xia is stable. It’s like being in a big thunder in the class, but it’s not annoying. The key to his body is very secure, and the students need this brainless storm captain.
The decisive battle is imminent.
Tang Shidao counted the strength of his own 'teammates'. Well, the winning percentage is a bit high, and it is about to break through 0.1%.
Compared with the top class of the class, the 314 class members all have the qualification certificate of the waste material group. For example, the best squad leader Wang Hui, good grades, good face, good temper, basically no shortcomings, the only shortcoming is: short!
A ‘short’ word, did you crit?
not yet?
There is also a classmate named Wang Xiaohui in the class. The name is a word different. He is more than 1.8 meters tall.
A blow is deadly?
There is no harm without comparison. In the three years from high school to high school, the squad leader Wang Hui and Wang Xiaohui did not take a photo together. From this point of view, the squad leader is still very tough, and actually did not transfer to school for three years.
Let me talk about other comrades.
Sports Hu Dong, strong and healthy, but: ugly!
The language represents Song Shu, and there is culture and knowledge, but: fat!
Mathematical representative Zhao Qi, smart and excellent, excellent results, but: crazy!
His own buddy, Lei Dazhuang, is a high-ranking student, and he still has money at home, but he has a mouth! stupid! impulse! stubborn! Love troubles... The following omits one hundred. Back to saying that he actually has a fatal flaw: poor! Such a group of students in the top class do not win, but also want to challenge a class, huh, huh, this difficulty is really more difficult than the men’s football in Zulongguo wants to win the World Cup.
"Afraid of what, what about a class, don't be embarrassed." Lei Dazhuang has a good habit, not to mention making his own wallet, a proper upstart.
This is very obvious.
Losing money without everyone, I stayed up late for the money. But: lose energy can not lose!
The students immediately felt relieved at the first sight and sang a song ‘indifferent’.
Everyone said: You can play with Tang Shidao, and we can be responsible for raising the flag.
Seeing the performance of this group of pig teammates, Tang Shidao suddenly wanted to laugh. What should a high school student look like? Gao Sansheng should be like this: Do not accept it, don't worry! The boy is not impulsive, you are only 80 years old when you are bloody. It’s not the Master’s job to behave without a brain, but it’s in full compliance with his high school dog status.
This is the true taste of life.
In the face of a class of high-fashioned handsome people, we need to ‘ ask how many can you have, and five people have four pits and twenty casts’?
Do not!
When it comes to performances, Tang Shidao can be a guest of the magician, making a big change to a crow or a big living wolf. If you use primary metamorphosis, it's okay to make a magic show that shocks the world. It is impossible to lose a school celebration program in the district. It depends on how you want to enjoy this kind of youth life of ‘not to be okay.’
"Fat, let's go out and talk." Tang Shidao thought about it and decided not to make much noise.
Out of the classroom, go up the roof.
Tang Shidao looked around and no one said: "Fatty, help me get some of these things, I have a way to get a show that looks good. You are responsible for finding the training venue, and staying with me for a few nights at night."
Lei Dazhuang is a bit strange: "Well, things and venues are easy. But you can do it, haven't you seen this hand before?"
Tang Shidao does not explain: "You can't do it tonight. Remember not to look too far, don't talk too much about our preparations. If you want to win, you can lock your mouth, understand? I guess a class." There are good programs waiting for us, let Zhao Qi to investigate. Others are crazy, but their brains are several times better than you."
Lei Da Zhuang is more than an OK gesture, indicating that he is bound to win.
at night.
Tang Shidao enters the Master Network to find interesting illusion magic.
"Wait a minute, boy. Give me 1 mana and give you a big gift." The scarecrow rarely opened his mouth.
"Do not give." Tang Shidao was too pitted, and decided to let the bullets fly for a while.
"Becoming smart? Not bad. Here are your gifts, a lot of alchemy materials and an alchemy production desk. The other party paid 2 mana in advance, he 1 you 1, so you don't have to pay." The Scarecrow is really Pit people, it is estimated that Tang Shidao will pay for it.
"There is no free lunch in the world. Who is the other party? What requirements does he have?"
"It's called the Green Eyed Fox, which belongs to the half-beast race. I want to make friends with you." The Scarecrow received the money and naturally conveyed the message.
Tang Shidao was surprised.
Masters of Mage Network generally use nicknames, or are directly ethnic. The other party is called the Green Eyed Fox, and it is a half-beast race. It must be the very intelligent race. Mission 2 mana, 5 points of alchemy production, a lot of materials total no less than 30 points, so that the other party gave a 37-point gift.
The other party did not ask for it, which is more troublesome than ‘required’.
Debt is easy to return!
People are hard to return!
"What is the reason for pointing me?" asked Tang Shidao.
"1 mana." The Scarecrow immediately answered. Still that attitude, or that tone, or the temper who will die without money.
"it is good."