Chapter 1078: Fanwai? What is a hundred feet feast, a hundred hands feast, a hundred tongue feast?
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1304 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:42:55
Although Zhang Tianshi's Xiaodao Tong Mingyue is only fifteen years old, he is always delicate and considerate in everything, so he has always been loved by Zhang Tianshi.
This time, Mingyue did everything as usual, sticking up the doors and windows with signs before leaving, so that the demon fox could not take advantage of it.
The demon fox couldn't steal a chicken, so naturally it was tickling with hatred. She pretended to be Zhang Tianshi and asked the door to be seen through, holding back the fire. Seeing the little road boys in the house put on a posture of no opening, no opening, no opening, the demon fox had to sigh fiercely, rush back to the old locust tree, and continue to stay outside the window, monitoring the actions of everyone in the house. .
After Mingyue’s soul arrived in the underworld, looking at the darkness everywhere, I couldn’t help but secretly worry. I wanted to open my throat and call Master’s name. I was afraid that he would startle the ghost. If he bumped into an unreasonable ghost, he would take him again. To go.
Mingyue stayed in the dark underworld, not knowing what to do, but heard a burst of laughter coming from far and near.
Before he could react, a few wandering souls appeared in the darkness.
After all, there are countless souls wandering in the underworld. Although wandering souls are like living people, both good and bad, Mingyue is still worried about encountering evil wandering souls. He grabs his body and wants to avoid it, but it is too late. Those wandering souls have already discovered him.
A few wandering souls floated to Mingyue, and Mingyue could see their faces clearly. Fortunately, these wandering spirits looked more good-natured, they should not be evil spirits, and Mingyue breathed a sigh of relief.
Several wandering spirits sniffed on him, and immediately exclaimed and talked about each other.
"Oh, this person has a strange smell."
"Idiot, it's not a strange smell, it's a strange smell."
"Shengren? Isn't he still dead? Come here to hang himself if he didn't die? I want to live now, and be more moist and comfortable in the sun, with beautiful women, wine and meat, this underworld, except for us dead ghosts together It doesn’t mean anything except poor chat. We have to beware of ghosts coming to arrest us and suffer the old sins."
"Aren't you bullshit? Who doesn't know it's good to live, who wants to die? Nimadan's, Lao Tzu's Dabo daughter-in-law has just turned twenty years old, and now she is someone else's. Lao Tzu has spent hundreds of years. Wancai married her home. Lao Tzu became a ghost before he had enjoyed it for two years. What a mistake."
"Don't you hug Dabo's wife every day, and you will die when she is exhausted?"
"You are just ignorant, my wife is F milk."
"My grass! Even G milk is useless, now it's already on someone else's bed."
The wandering spirits laughed.
Mingyuexin said that since they meet the upper reaches of the soul, they don’t look like bad people. It’s better to ask them about the whereabouts of Master. They wandering around here, maybe they’ve seen Master before, and immediately said, "A few Brother, ask you about someone."
A few wandering souls were bored, and immediately responded, "You little boy, who do you want to ask?"
"A Taoist priest."
"I haven't seen it. Isn't it your master?"
"Yes, it's the master who is here. Have you really never seen him? He wears a robe, has a white face and a small beard, is tall and looks righteous."
Several wandering souls laughed and said, "It's like Zhang Daoling, but unfortunately, I didn't see it."
"Well, thank you everyone."
Mingyue turned to leave disappointedly, but was stopped by an older wandering soul.
"Little Dao Tong, if you want to find someone, you might as well go to the Bian Flower Tavern."
"Beyond Flower Tavern? What kind of place is it?"
A few wandering spirits immediately roared, "This kid is really ignorant, and he doesn't even know the Bianan Flower Tavern."
"From the outside, it's the same as the tavern in Yangjian. In fact, the proprietress of the tavern is a cruel femme woman. She likes to make a hundred-foot feast, hundred-hand feast, and hundred-tongue feast if she has nothing to do."
Hearing that wandering soul uttered a string of new terms, Mingyue couldn't help being surprised secretly.
"Huh? What do you call Baizu Banquet, Baishou Banquet, Baitong Banquet?"
"Xiao Dao Tong, you really have no knowledge. The hundred-foot feast, the hundred-hand feast, and the hundred-tongue feast are, as the name suggests, a delicious meal made by a hundred people's feet, a hundred people's hands, and a hundred people's snakes."
"Huh? Is there such a tavern?"
"This kind of damaging thing is naturally managed by the government in the Yangjian, but the other side flower tavern is in the underworld. It is said that the proprietress is Yan Luo's sister, Ji Yao. So she can do whatever she wants, no one Dare to ask."
After hearing this, Xiaodaotong sighed in his heart, and sighed unconsciously, "Unexpectedly, the Yangjian is the protector of the officials, and the relatives of the government are against the heavens. Unexpectedly, the government of the underworld is the same."
"Little Dao Tong, I heard that Ji Yao is planning to have a banquet with a hundred heads recently, so there is only one head left."
Mingyue was taken aback when she heard it, "Then she has to search for heads everywhere in order to get a hundred heads?"
"That's right. So, if your master goes there, I'm afraid he won't be able to come back. Moreover, the wine in Ji Yao's tavern cannot be drunk. As long as the wine is consumed, you will never be able to leave that room anymore. It’s in the tavern, and I will become Ji Yao’s slave forever. I am driven and scolded by her, and I am always happy.
Damn, Mingyue suddenly remembered the fragrance of the wine on Master's body at this time. Could it be that Master had such a strong fragrance after drinking Ji Yao's wine in the underworld?
The more Mingyue pondered, the more frightened, she was so frightened that she hurriedly grabbed the wandering soul, "Uncle, tell me, where is the Bianhua Tavern? I have to find my master quickly."
"Bi'an Flower Tavern, you just keep walking forward. Not long after you walk, you will see Wangchuan, and the other'an flowers on the side of Wangchuan. The tavern is among the flowers. It's easy to find. Oh? By the way, you should follow You can find the tavern with the smell of wine. Although the evil Bianhua special brew is poisonous wine, it is rich in wine, and no drunk can resist its temptation. Speaking of wine, my wine bug is hooked up again . Maybe someday, the old man can't resist the temptation of the smell of wine, and ran in and had a drink."
The elder wandering spirit finished, stroking his beard and laughing.
The rest of the wandering spirits immediately ridiculed, "Old ghost, don't you want to drink and be crazy? Drink Ji Yao's wine and be her slave forever. Are you willing?"
The elder wandering spirit laughed, "Ji Yao is so beautiful, it’s nothing to be a slave to her life. After all, a man is a slave to a woman, making money for a woman, working hard for a woman, and fighting for her life. It’s better to be a slave to an ordinary woman. Become Ji Yao's slave."
The wandering spirits laughed, "Old ghost, you are already poisoned before drinking Ji Yao's wine."
At this moment, Mingyue was worried about Master’s safety, so she didn’t want to listen to the wandering spirits laughing nonsense, so he saluted the wandering spirits, "Thank you for your guidance, I have to go to Master quickly. Take care, everyone."
The wandering spirits still flew away laughing and joking.
(End of this chapter)