Chapter 1183: Do not! She smelled of rotting flesh.
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1076 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:43:20
At this moment, a waiter came over and whispered a few words in Mr. Leon's ear.
Mr. Lyon immediately smiled, "You talk slowly, I have to go away for a while." Then he patted Gao Peng on the shoulder, "Son, you must entertain your classmates."
Gao Peng touched his father's wine glass with his own wine glass, and smiled mischievously, "Don't worry, leave it to me."
Mr. Lyon handed the empty wine glass to the waiter and hurried away.
Luffy loaded a large plate full of delicious food and brought it to the three friends. The four of them ate and talked about anecdotes in the school, very happy.
Luffy was eating happily when he heard a drooling sucking sound. He immediately understood who made the sound, so he sternly said, "Magic Yue, give me a little restraint. Don't drool as soon as you see a beautiful woman. , Can you be a little prosperous?"
Mo Yue said, "Don't worry, I become calm as soon as I see beautiful women. I like to watch them quietly. Today I will never make trouble. I intend to give you the control of the body. You have a nice meal, and then I will be a quiet, handsome man and watch the beauties silently. Saying that this place is really beautiful today, I feel that my eyes are not enough."
Luffy sighed, "You really can't help it. When can you fix your problem of being unable to walk after seeing a woman?"
Moyue said, "There are two types of women, one is three-point body and seven-point body, and the other is three-point body and seven-point body. I personally prefer women with a seven-point body and three-point body. With the help of cosmetics, although the figure can also be covered with clothes, once you take off your clothes and meet frankly, you will find that those beautiful women may have thick legs that are unbearable, or The waist and abdomen are full of disgusting fat. What's worse is that many women use sponge to fill their underwear, which makes men mistakenly think that they have a good, choppy figure. As a result, they take off their clothes and inspect the goods and find that they are just disappointing Wangzi Xiao Mantou. Oh, these physique defects are a big obstacle to between men and women. Luffy, you are too young. When you grow up, you will understand what I'm talking about."
Luffy said, "Magic Yue, you can shut up. Please don't tear my pure and beautiful dreams of love to pieces. You know, I am not grateful for your rants."
Moyue seemed to have not heard Luffy's reprimand, and he said, "However, the woman in front of us is a bit weird."
Lu Fei was taken aback, "Huh? Which woman are you talking about? Are you talking about Mrs. Qin?"
"Yes, that's her."
"What's weird about her?"
"She shouldn't be in the normal state of human beings now."
"How do I understand this? What does it mean to be in a normal state of human beings."
"I don't know how to describe her, don't you smell her body?"
"Of course it smells, a strong perfume smell."
"No! She has a smell of rotting flesh, and I can smell that smell of rotting meat all at once."
"Hey! Please don't talk nonsense, she might hear it."
After Lu Fei finished speaking, he looked nervously at Madam Qin who was looking around.
"Don't worry, she can't hear the conversation between us, because the person who controls the body now is you, and your voice is small like a mosquito hum, so she won't hear it."
"But what about the smell of rotten meat you said? Is it possible that Mrs. Qin is rotten?"
"In theory, it should be like this."
Luffy looked at the charming and enchanting Mrs. Qin, and couldn't help frowning, "Is such a beautiful woman decaying? This is unbelievable, Moyue, are you right?"
Demon Yue said slowly, "Of course you’re not mistaken. The sense of smell of our demons is much more sensitive than that of your humans. Rotation has nothing to do with beauty and ugliness. Rotation is just a state of the body. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she will die. Later, it will still rot. Maggots and bacteria will not refuse to eat her meat and drink her blood because she was a peerless beauty. For maggots and bacteria, the meat of a beauty is the same as the meat of a sow. Oh. , The maggots will start with her eyes, brain and internal organs, and then the muscles and skin that is not tender enough for them."
Lu Fei suddenly felt a little nauseous, and a burst of acid water surged, he immediately ran towards the trash can, and then vomited into the trash can.
Mo Yue said, "God, I just told you a fact, you don't need to react so much."
Luffy begged, "Please stop talking, I'm really sensitive to things like carrion."
Moyue said disapprovingly, "You are really weak, so you vomit. I dare to say that the rancid smell of this woman can't be smelled by human noses. If you can smell it, what will you vomit? ?"
Luffy nodded, "Of course I can't smell it, but just by hearing your description, my stomach is already pouring sour. So please, keep looking at your beauties and stop talking to me. Talking about this Mrs. Qin. I don't want to hear anything about her anymore."
After Luffy vomited, he walked back to the three friends.
Celluloid contemptuously said, "Luffy, you can't eat less. Whenever you see something delicious, you can eat until you vomit. It's really embarrassing to bring you out."
Luffy roared with anger, "Shut up, March Eight. What do you know?"
Mo Yue laughed triumphantly, "Congratulations, you are despised by Lulu again."
Luffy hated, "It's not you yet. People eat well. They have to say some rotten meat. They are so disgusting. Demon Yue, you are so perverted. Did you mean to say so disgusting deliberately because I was eating? Let me spit it out?"
Mo Yue sneered, "I said, I'm just stating the facts. It's your poor self-control ability that caused the current result. It has nothing to do with me."
Celluloid tweeted, "Hey, I'm starting to talk to myself again."
Lu Fei said angrily, "Shut up! March 8, you are really annoying."
Gao Peng made a pause gesture, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Very bad."
Luffy glared at Celluloid dissatisfiedly, and continued to eat.
Celluloid whispered, "Wow, I really convinced him. I just vomited and continued to eat."
Gao Peng quickly pulled her aside and signaled her not to speak any more.