Chapter 1288: However, it's okay to be like you, no woman has no worries.
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1263 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:43:41
Master Azan widened his eyes, squatted halfway, and stretched out his stance with his sword fingers, as if he was going to fight the fox to the death.
Unexpectedly, when the fox faced Master Azan, not only did he not make a mistake, but instead he covered his mouth and laughed.
Master Azan was so happy by the fox, he couldn't help roaring, "You old man, you are about to die, and you still have a smile? You should wait for death."
The fox smiled, "I'm dying? You are a bit big."
Master Azan said, "Old and unreliable! Believe it or not, I will send you to the west?"
The fox shook his head, "I don't believe it." After finishing speaking, he suddenly narrowed his eyes and stared at the lifeblood of Master Azan, and made two chuckles.
"Oh, I said, Master, why don’t you have a woman? Now I have found the reason. Your life span seems to be only one centimeter long. No wonder no woman likes you. You know, the degree to which a woman loves a man often depends on her life. A man with a short life span is destined to be unable to retain a woman. So it’s natural that there are no women around your length."
Master Azan was eager to kill the fox, so naturally he didn't care about wearing clothes, so he chased him directly. Unexpectedly, the fox saw his lifeblood and found a new topic to make fun of him.
However, for men, the most intolerable thing is to be laughed at because of their short life.
Master Azan was so angry that he couldn't find a suitable word in reply, because his life roots really didn't have any future. This was the reason why he hadn't looked for a woman for more than ten years. Because he is too inferior, coupled with his ugly appearance, he is doomed to have no in this life. The lifeblood has always been his weakness.
At this time, being teased by the fox, he felt at a loss. There were no bushes on the shore and no way to hide. In a hurry, he had to cover his life with both hands.
"Hmph, don’t hold your hand, I’ve already seen it clearly. The life of the master is indeed similar to nothing. It seems that the wild boar just now is like you and it is no different from suffering. It is best not to go to the life of you. I'm looking for a woman, so I don't need to be laughed at by a woman, and I am embarrassed. Why bother?"
The Fox's words became harsher and harsher, and Master Azan was so ridiculed that his face blushed and white, but his mouth seemed to be choked, unable to speak.
The fox continued to shake the water from his fur triumphantly, and deliberately shook the water on the face of Master Azan.
"However, it's okay to be like you, no woman, no worries, women are a very expensive and very energy-consuming animal. If you want to win their favor, you must not only spend a lot of money, but also serve them on the bed. Okay. Money and are indispensable for both. Without any of them, your woman will go out of the wall and fall in love with other men. But for you, there is no trouble in this area at all. Because It is your lifeblood that no woman will ever fall in love with you. In fact, being entangled by many women is also a troublesome thing. I am often entangled by them. I envy your leisure. After all, women This stuff is not enough, too much is a trouble. Master, if the two of us can shake hands and make peace, I might as well throw you two women to relieve their greed. For example, the hungry Widow Zhang, if I am really too busy, just Assign her to you."
"Shut up! You old man. Don't talk about your love affairs with those women in front of me anymore. I don't want to hear anything about widows and horses, and I'm not interested at all."
Master Azan was holding his life in his hand, almost desperate.
Now he wants to catch the fox and tear it to pieces.
He wanted to point his sword, chant a spell, and punish the fox who made fun of him, but he didn't dare to let go, because he was worried that the fox would see his life roots and continue to be degraded by him.
Of course the fox understood that Master Azan didn't dare to argue with him because of his frustrated self-esteem, and he would not shut up just because Master Azan was embarrassed. In order to humiliate Master Azan more thoroughly, the fox deliberately raised one leg to reveal his lifeblood.
"Have you seen? This is the reason why so many women have loved me for many years."
Master Azan stared at the fox's crotch, and he saw a long and thick one, his eyes sparking with anger, but he was helpless.
The fox felt even more proud of seeing Master Azan inferior.
"My lifeblood has eaten many beautiful women, even though they are of different identities, from the daughters of the princes and generals, to the small family Biyu of the common people, and to the laughing women in the brothel prostitute. I have eaten them all. To live for a while, master, you, in my opinion, is a waste of life. As a big man, not even a woman, isn’t it a failure? Master, both males, I really I feel sad for you."
Master Azan said, "Like you, greedy and erotic, what kind of cultivation way do you talk about? In my opinion, you might as well stop doing anything, and just think about those male thieves and female prostitutes every day. For you. Intercourse is more important than cultivation."
The fox shook his head, "Wrong! Cultivating this kind of thing requires wisdom roots. For people with wisdom roots, they can cultivate full fruit with no effort at all, but for those without wisdom roots, even if they study hard, even for the sake of concentration. To practice and swing a sword from the palace, nothing will help. After years of hard training, I can only get half the result with half the effort. And I obviously belong to the kind of wisdom rooted."
"What a saucy fox who doesn't know the heights and heights of the earth, you have a thick skin and bends over the city wall. Remember, cultivation is an extremely difficult task.
Master Azan was trembling with anger.
"Well, I'm not wasting time with you, a short man. I should go to Widow Zhang. I haven't seen her someday. I must have a good chat with her. Goodbye."
After the fox finished speaking, he got up and flew towards the cliff beside him.
Seeing the fox flying away, Master Azan suddenly woke up and shouted, "Sao Fox, stop for me, where can I escape?"
The fox turned his face and laughed, "Stupid mage, don't you plan to chase me naked? If you plan to chase me without clothes, more people will see your short one. More people see and believe what they say will be more vicious than me."
Then Master Azan was waiting to chase him. When the fox reminded him, he found himself naked. How could he dare to chase the fox with this attitude?
But when he found his robe on the shore, he looked for the fox. Where is the shadow of the fox?
Mage Azan stomped his feet with anger, "His mother's sorrowful fox, this time he was put on one."