Chapter 1394: Honey, this is the long and thin black shadow you see.

Guo Changlong stood on the spot, staring straight at the dim street lamp, as if looking at some terrible dark night monster, muttering to himself, "No, I just saw it clearly. . Indeed, a dark shadow flashed past."
Liu Xin said coquettishly, "My dear, you don't care about the shadows, please pick me up first."
At this time, Guo Changlong was scared to death. Where could he still be in the mood to flirt with Liu Xin, so he frowned, "You are awake, and you should stand up. You are not a child, why must Will I get up until I hold you?"
"Ah, you really don't understand women, because they have such high heels that they can't stand up."
After Liu Xin finished speaking, she deliberately picked up her skirt and showed him a pair of beautiful legs.
The lights are scared, and those delicate and slender legs and thin feet are indeed very exciting.
Guo Changlong sighed, "I really don't understand your women. Wearing such high shoes and walking hard, it's not hard for me."
Liu Xin smiled, "But the feet and legs in high heels look beautiful. Women are all greedy for beauty. Otherwise, how can someone wear skirts with bare legs in the ice and snow, so you don’t understand women. It."
Guo Changlong said,
That’s because your women’s aesthetics are deformed. You think it’s beautiful to wear skirts in the snow. I don’t think it’s a beauty to look at that kind of beauty whose face is frozen into pig liver and legs are frozen into sausage. I really don’t feel at all. What are you talking about beautiful frozen people? I think frozen pork liver is pretty much the same."
"Okay, dear, don't run on our women anymore, isn't everything our women do to please you stinky men?"
"So you women have no independence at all, just like vines, entangle the big tree of the man, entangled tightly and tightly round and round, entangled the man so breathlessly, until the man dies. So far. Sorry, it's not tangled, but strangled alive."
"Mr. Guo, are we women really so scary?"
"Of course there is. You can turn to the history and take a good look at how many heroes, emperors, and generals have died young by women in ancient and modern times."
"Ah yuck! The reason why those emperors and generals died young is because they are greedy and lustful, and they have emptied their bodies. What does it have to do with women?"
"The reason why they were taken by Taoxu is also because of your women's seduction."
"Since we women are so terrible and you say they are like scourges, why don't you men become monks? Why do you want to pursue women after death? You can never get married or find a wife."
"Well, I really can't tell you. If a man doesn't fight with a woman, I'll hold you up."
Helpless, Guo Changlong had to bend over to hug Liu Xin and put it on the ground.
Liu Xin immediately glued her body to Guo Changlong and rubbed it back and forth.
"Originally, you were too extreme. It is completely unnecessary to think of our women as terrible. Your mother is also a woman. May I ask if your mother is so terrible?"
"My mother is the most terrible. She has a bad temper. When my father was alive, they quarreled every day. Now my father has passed away, she has turned that tigress's energy to me again, but there is no way. It's my mother anyway. I have to let her pull her face every day and kill me."
"Humph! It seems that the relationship between your parents fits your vine theory well. Is your father strangled to death by the vine of your mother?"
"Hey, you are not allowed to say my mother, anyway, she is the person I love the most in this life. I can say her, but you are not allowed to say that she is not a word."
Knowing that she had said something wrong, Liu Xin hurriedly changed the subject, "Dear, didn't you say there is a dark shadow here? Where is that dark shadow now? Why can't I see it."
When he mentioned the shadow, Guo Changlong's cold sweat came out again. He pointed to the dim street lamp and whispered, "It's over there. I just saw the shadow standing under the street lamp."
"Huh! Look at you, the 1.8-meter-high man is afraid of even a dark shadow, and he doesn't look like a man at all. I'll show you."
After Liu Xin finished speaking, she stretched out her hand to pull Guo Changlong's arm, and Guo Changlong hurriedly threw her hand away in fright.
"No, honey, I don't want to go there."
"Don't be afraid, I'm not afraid. What are you afraid of? I'm a weak little woman. Are you a big man less courageous than me?"
Liu Xin pointed to the traffic on the road, "My dear, it's not too late now. There are still many cars on the road. You are so brave."
Guo Changlong looked at the sparse cars on the road and frowned, "Even if there are cars, there are not many. In my opinion, it's better to be careful."
"Come on, I'll protect you."
"No, I remember the thin and long black shadow I saw just now."
"Come on, follow me."
"No, the shadow seems to be still standing there, standing motionless, that's the one, look."
"I see, don't be afraid, I am here."
After Liu Xin finished speaking, she chuckled and dragged Guo Changlong under the street lamp.
Guo Changlong couldn't help her, so he had to follow her obediently.
Under the dim street lamp, stood a waist-thick wooden stake.
Liu Xin stepped forward, patted the stakes, and laughed.
"My dear, this is the long, thin black shadow you see."
When Guo Changlong saw the stake, he couldn't help but laugh, and said to himself, "Damn it, who is this poking this stake here to scare people,"
Liu Xin smiled, "My dear, you are so courageous, how can you protect me in the future? I still count on you to protect me."
Guo Changlong looked at the black wooden stake carefully, and felt that something was wrong again.
"My dear, what I saw just now is a dark shadow that moves, and it's the kind that moves extremely fast, the kind that flashes by."
Liu Xin said coquettishly, "Okay, my dearest, you must be dazzled. Now it's midnight, don't you stop saying these scary things? Don't forget, we both drank too much tonight. , Drunk, seeing some illusions, it couldn't be more normal."
"But what I saw just now is definitely not an illusion, it's true, I swear I really saw a dark shadow that moves."
"My dear, you are really dazzled. There is nothing here. Don't scare yourself."
In spite of Liu Xin's various persuasion, Guo Changlong still felt very upset. Standing under the dim street lamp, listening to the discordant buzzing sound of the about to deflate street lamp, he felt particularly crippled. The feeling of chill in his back caught him again.