Chapter 1707: Don't be crooked, take the ruler.
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1156 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:45:14
As the small intestine dragged the bladder to settle in the pelvic cavity, everyone's hanging hearts were slightly relaxed.
Master Azan smiled, "The little monster's heart has returned to its place, and its intestines, stomach, and bladder have also returned to its place. What organs will return to its place next?"
As soon as the voice fell, I heard a chuckle, and when I looked back, I saw countless pieces of meat flying out of the pile of meat scraps. These pieces of meat were of different shapes and sizes. Once they flew out, they immediately flew to the next skeleton. Place them one by one on the skeleton.
Everyone felt a flower in front of them, and after a closer look, they found that the little monster's internal organs were all in place.
The nurses exclaimed, "Oh my god, the internal organs of this monster have all grown back on their body."
Master Azan hissed, "Don't make noise."
At this time, the little monster opened his mouth again grinningly.
"Dad, my internal organs have grown back, but there is no meat on my body."
ChirpChirp
The thing roared excitedly again.
The nurse exclaimed, "Wow, the little monster is shouting that there is no meat on his body again."
Master Azan whispered, "I said, don't shout, please be quiet."
At this time, a strange sound came into the ear again.
Puff-puff-
When everyone heard this crippling voice, their bodies immediately became stiff, and they turned around forcibly, but what they saw was an incredible scene.
The meat crumbs that had been spread on the ground actually started to move, as if there were countless meat bugs wriggling inside.
When the nurses saw it, the acid water surged and vomited.
"Oh my god, no more, my intensive phobia broke out again."
"Me too, so disgusting. I'm afraid I hate software bugs the most."
"But I just vomited for a long time, now there is only bile left in my stomach, vomit—vomit—"
The nurses crowded around the trash can, vomiting happily.
Master Azan sighed, "You women, it's no wonder that women are not allowed to go to the front line to fight. Look at your virtues. If they are not doing well, just vomit like this. Okay, stop vomiting, in the operating room. There are two corpses, and the air is already filthy. If you vomit, you can't stay."
However, some nurses who were willing to listen to him still spit on the edge of the trash can.
When Master Azan looked back at the pile of meat scraps again, he couldn't help but yelled out.
What he saw was the pile of meat scraps gathered together, piled up Lao Gao. In fact, it is said to be the old tall, not very high, but it does not appear to be much taller because it is not spread on the ground like just now.
But according to gravity, a pool of minced meat like meat shouldn't pile up so high.
Master Azan felt uncomfortable looking at the abnormally piled up meat scraps.
After the nurses vomited enough, they also found that the shape of the pile of meat scraps had changed.
The nurses started talking again, "Damn, in a blink of an eye, this pile of meat on the floor stands up so high, what do you mean by that?"
Master Azan grinned, "Don't be crooked, take the ruler."
The nurses were surprised, "Why do you want a ruler?"
"Don't talk nonsense, take it quickly."
Seeing that Master Azan is so fierce, the nurses dare not speak any more. Immediately someone rushed to the console, found the ruler, and handed it to Master Azan.
Master Azan took the ruler, measured the height of the pile of meat scraps, and nodded, "Well, 60 centimeters, this height is about the same."
Then he measured the height of the skeleton with a ruler, frowning, "Huh? Why is this skeleton only 50 cm? Where else is 10 cm?"
The nurses were shocked to hear from ear to ear, "Hey, sir, what are you measuring? What are you talking about?"
Master Azan sighed, "You women, you are really stupid. Now that this pile of meat scraps stands up, it is obviously the flesh of a little monster. The height of the little monster is 60 cm, so the height of this pile of meat scraps is 60 cm. Here, See it? It's exactly 60 centimeters."
When the nurses heard this explanation, they were stunned, "If this is the case, why did you talk about where there are still 10 centimeters?"
Master Azan smiled bitterly, "Your women's brains are just slow. The height of this pile of meat scraps is 60 cm, and the height of the skeleton is 50 cm, so there is still 10 cm in the middle. Where did that 10 cm go?"
At this time, the nurses were all dumbfounded. Originally, Master Azan's explanation made them in the cloud. After listening to him, they were all confused.
"Sir, we don't understand what you are saying. Where do you want us to find you the 10 centimeters?"
Master Azan waved his hand impatiently, "Go and go, women's brains are wooden, go all the way, don't stand here to hinder my thinking. With you, my mind is getting slower and slower, and it won't turn. ."
The nurses stood aside, looking at each other.
Master Azan was anxiously spinning around in place, "Huh? No reason? It's good, it's 10 centimeters away. Where did the 10 centimeters go?"
Master Azan frowned, looked at the pile of meat scraps, and then at the skeleton. He couldn't think of it.
At this moment, the little monster suddenly clucked loudly.
Master Azan looked at the little monster's head, slapped his forehead, and suddenly realized.
"Ah, I'm so stupid. After spending a long time with you stupid women, my brains are all gone. Now I finally understand."
"Huh? What do you understand?"
The nurses immediately hulled up and asked.
Master Azan said mysteriously, "I understand where the 10 centimeters are missing."
The nurses were surprised, "Where?"
Master Azan pointed to the head of the little monster on the floor and smiled strangely.
"Just here."
The nurses looked at the little monster's heads from ear to ear. "Sir, what are you talking about? I don't understand at all."
Mage Azan no longer answered, but stepped forward, bent over to measure the length of the little monster's head, and then nodded.
"Well, that's right. It's exactly 10 centimeters. I also said, it's impossible to be exactly 10 centimeters away."
Master Azan looked at the suspicious nurses and laughed.
"You stupid women, your brains are really slow. The height of the little monster's skeleton is 50 cm, and the length of the little monster's head is 10 cm. Let's add up the length of the little monster's head and the height of the skeleton. Isn't it just 60 cm? Yet?"
The nurses then understood, "Oh, we understand. The missing 10 cm is exactly the length of the little monster's head."
Master Azan nodded, "Well, you are finally getting acquainted. It's not easy. I really don't understand, how do you become nurses? Ordinarily, you nurses should be very sensitive to the length of babies. This is not enough? It's really disappointing."