Chapter 1938: No--beautiful than the sky--
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1183 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:46:04
Master Kuwu smiled, "Young lady, you are too extreme. You can't think that you know men based on just one compliment. After all, there has been only one compliment for five thousand years."
The fat woman said, "Master, not only praise Si, but also Su Daji and sister Xi, Su Daji was spoiled by King Zhou, all because of Su Daji's unparalleled beauty."
"My grandmother, you are too superstitious about the magic of beauty. In fact, beauty is not everything, and beauty will gradually depreciate as a woman ages."
"It’s not that I’m superstitious, it’s because men are all face-controlling animals, and they will only show their sincerity to beautiful women. So Master, I want to ask you to reincarnate into a beautiful and charming beauty when I am reborn after death. I've had enough of being left out by my husband because of ugliness. I must be a beauty, let men surrender to my feet, and I can easily enjoy what men have."
"This--"
Master Kuwu felt very embarrassed.
"Master, please. I will die soon. This is my only wish before I die. Please, please fulfill my wish."
The fat woman finished speaking, struggling to kneel down for Master Kuwu, but she collapsed to the ground due to lack of physical strength.
Master Kuwu declared the Buddha's name lightly and whispered, "My grandmother, your time is running out. You should move as little as possible and save some effort."
"Master—please—this is my only wish—let me be a beauty in my next life—"
The fat woman insisted on finishing this sentence, and could no longer make any sound. She opened her mouth in vain like a fish jumping ashore. She stretched her right hand forward, in a begging posture.
Master Kuwu frowned, sighed, "Young grandma, you are like this, it's hard for me to do."
The master angered, "Master, leave her alone. She caused our family to cut off the incense. Why do we have to satisfy her last wish before death? Let her be an ugly wife in the next life and continue to be rejected by her mates. This kind of cruel woman, let her be beautiful, isn't she going to harm more people. Master, you must not help her."
The fat woman let out a scream.
"No-I don't want to be an ugly girl anymore-I'm really fed up with the feeling of being ignored by my husband-Master-please-help me-help me -"
The fat woman's screams were almost groaning, and her trembling right hand stretched forward and her blood-filled cheeks added to the sadness of the whole picture.
Master Kuwu looked at it and couldn't help being moved.
"My grandmother, beauty doesn't necessarily make you have everything. Why are you obsessed with beauty?"
The fat woman shook her head, "No—beauty is omnipotent—Master—give me beauty—please—I must make myself a beauty—"
Master Kuwu sighed, "My grandmother, then I will try my best. However, you must remember that no one can have a perfect life. While you are beautiful, you will definitely lose other more important things."
At this time, the fat woman was already very weak. She gasped and said intermittently, "No—beautiful looks better than the sky—as long as you have good looks—you can completely conquer men—reap a piece of true love—so I must be a beauty-master-help me-help me -"
As soon as the voice fell, the fat woman died. Her eyes were wide, her mouth wide open, and her right hand stretched forward, looking eager to beg.
The whole video is here, and it babbles again and becomes a snowflake.
Master Azan coughed twice, "Do you see clearly now?"
The female ghost had already cried so earth-shaking, her heart broken.
Mage Azan whispered, "Hey, don't cry so loudly. If Officer Ye hears them, they will definitely come in and check."
The female ghost barely stopped crying and kept wiping her tears.
"It turns out that I had such a deep festival with them. I am so pitiful. I have been tortured and killed by this nasty fat woman in every life. My destiny is too miserable."
"Yes, this tragedy of reincarnation was established as early as the Western Han Dynasty, and then the three of you will be entangled for life after life, and in this life. If you don't try to contain it, I am afraid that the three of you will continue to entangle."
"Master, what should I do?"
Master Azan smiled bitterly, "The so-called ringer needs to be tied to the bell. Let's bring the fat woman's soul up and let her reconcile with you."
The female ghost shook her head vigorously, "Ah? No way, she hates me so much. If she is invited here, wouldn't she be against me."
"Don't worry, she doesn't dare to make trouble with me. Although I don't have any magic power, it is more than enough to protect you."
The female ghost nodded, "Well, then thank you Master."
Master Azan chanted the spell silently, and a quivering voice suddenly sounded outside the window.
Immediately afterwards, a puff of black smoke floated in, and the black smoke fell to the ground, and immediately transformed into a stout, ugly woman who was the fat woman.
The fat woman glared at Mage Azan with an angry face, "Hey, you ugly monster, I am on my way to reincarnation, why are you calling me?"
Master Azan coughed and coughed, "Madam, please don't get excited, I'm calling you, of course, to resolve a grievance."
The fat woman said angrily, "Grudge? What kind of shit?"
Master Azan sighed, "How can I explain it to you? This grievance originated in the Western Han Dynasty, and it has lasted for many generations to this day. When will the so-called grievances be reported? It's better to end it. Don't do it again. Let the tragedy continue."
As soon as the voice fell, there was another whistling sound outside the window, and another black smoke floated in. After the black smoke fell this time, he turned into a handsome man, the husband of a fat woman.
The handsome man landed and immediately hugged the fat woman in his arms affectionately.
"Wife, why are you running so fast? Do you want to get rid of me? It's not that easy, we said, you want to be reborn together and be a husband and wife in the afterlife. You can't throw me away and run away by yourself."
"Husband, I know you can't bear me. Come on, take one."
The handsome guy and the fat woman hugged each other, and immediately looked like no one else, you sang me, I sang you.
Master Azan coughed twice, "Hey, you two, I'm sorry to interrupt first. Isn't it a bit too exaggerated for you two to be so intimate in public? Sprinkling dog food is not such a method?"
The handsome guy said impatiently, "What are you doing? Ugly, by looking at you, you will know that you are a single dog. You should stop talking nonsense and affect our relationship between husband and wife."
The fat woman said angrily, "That's right, get out of the ugly guys, don't worry about it."
After the ghost couple finished talking, they hugged each other, and they wanted to continue banging.
Master Azan smiled bitterly, "I'm really sorry, I invited you two to resolve a bad relationship, not to ask you two to show their love and spread dog food."