Chapter 2346: Xiaoli's dream
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1259 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:47:40
The little monster laughed loudly, "It's naturally impossible to climb out, but she can jump out."
The old man frowned, "How does this make me understand? I can't climb, but I can jump?"
The little monster smiled, "Old thing, you are so stupid, Xiaoli has no arms and legs, what do you tell her to crawl with?"
The old man said angrily, "Little bastard, you are fooling me again. If Xiaoli has no arms and legs, how can she jump?"
The little monster said, "Not only does she have no arms and legs, she doesn't even have a body."
The old man heard it, and his back felt cold, "God, there are no hands, feet, and no body, so isn't she just a bald head?"
The little monster smiled, "You are only half right."
The old man was stunned, "What do you mean?"
The little monster sneered, "Because Xiaoli only has half of her head left."
"Huh? Only half of my head is left."
The old man screamed in fright and collapsed on the ground again.
At this time, the dean once again issued a dreamlike broken thought, "I'm going to find Xiaoli, none of you want to stop me, even the tough Officer Ye can never stop me. I must rescue Xiaoli. ."
The old man couldn't laugh or cry, "The dean, then half of your head is left. What are you doing to save her? It's better to let her stay in the refrigerator."
When the dean heard this, he walked over angrily, grabbed the old man by the skirt of his clothes, and lifted him up all at once.
"Ah? You bad old man, what are you talking about? Xiaoli is my adopted daughter. I have always hoped that I can have a lovely daughter. I raised her personally. I treat her like a biological daughter. Now She died, but you told me not to save her, you say, are you a beast? You say! You say!"
The old man grabbed the dean's hand and struggled desperately, but the dean didn't know where the brute force came from. The dean who was not too tall actually carried the old man's collar so hard that he could not breathe.
The old man said dejectedly, "I went out tonight and forgot to read the almanac. What kind of bad luck is this going? Tonight, my neck was picked up by the ugly wife and the couple, and now I was caught by the dean again and carried it again. Back, who did I provoke? Ouch, I said, Master Dean, let go of your hand, if you want to stop it like this, my old life is gone."
The dean sternly said, "If it's gone, it's gone. Anyway, Xiaoli is gone, so you should go with it."
The old man was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother. This thing is a beast. If his adopted daughter is dead, shouldn't others be alive? What kind of logic is this? But right now, being strangled to roll his eyes, how dare the old man tell the truth, he had to pretend to be perfunctory.
"Dean, I said that Xiaoli is dead. You still have to live your life, and look forward to everything. Now everyone's living conditions are better, you have to think about making yourself a little happier."
Hearing this, the dean suddenly held his head in his hands and cried loudly.
"Xiaoli is gone, what's the point of being alive?"
The dean’s release came so suddenly that the old man had no time to stand still, and he was thrown on the ground by him, and fell on the fire extinguisher. The old man’s was smashed. The pain made the old man grin and cursed the dean in his heart. Too asshole, I have to pretend to persuade Xiaoli, "It's just that Xiaoli is gone, you should just be alive. You should help Xiaoli realize her unfinished dream."
You know, persuading people is not easy, and persuading lunatics is even more difficult. The old man searched his brain quickly and found this seemingly reasonable reason. The living people fulfill the unfulfilled dreams of the dead for the dead. It is said that this reason is already perfect, but when it comes to the dean, there is still a problem.
The dean raised his head, looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, and tweeted, "Xiaoli's dream? Speaking of Xiaoli's dream, it is really troublesome."
The old man frowned, "What's the trouble? A person's dream is nothing more than to get ahead, buy a car, buy a house, make a career, let his name go down in history, and become a respected person."
The dean shook his head, "No, Xiaoli's dream is not these. If her dream is to succeed and achieve career, then she is already a successful person now. How can she be willing to be a nurse in the hospital?"
The old man sighed, "That said, how many people with great ambitions will be willing to be buried in the dust? So, what is Xiaoli's dream?"
The dean sighed, "Actually, Xiaoli is a person who has no dreams and lives all day long, so she has to spend her life in an ordinary job. If she has to say her dream, it is She wants to get back with her ex-boyfriend. Although she broke up with her ex-boyfriend for various reasons, she has always been obsessed with him and hopes to get back with him."
The old man frowned, "Then there is hope for them to reunite? Of course, I mean Xiaoli's life."
The dean shook his head, "They all got married separately. Her ex-boyfriend married a virtuous wife and lived happily. However, Xiaoli was not so lucky. They didn't get married well, and the two were dumbfounded."
The old man sighed, "It's no wonder she never forgets her ex-boyfriend. Women are like this. If she marries well, she will naturally not miss the previous man. Once she marries badly, she will desperately want to get back with her ex-boyfriend."
The dean smiled bitterly, "So now, how do you tell me to help Xiaoli realize her dream? Is it possible that I have to go for a reassignment surgery, make myself look like Xiaoli, and then regard myself as Xiaoli married to her ex-boyfriend ?"
The old man was not too scared to paralyze on the ground again, "No, dean, you must not do this. I believe that even if you dare to have reassignment surgery and then have cosmetic surgery, Xiaoli’s ex-boyfriend will definitely not Dare to marry you. Besides, isn't her ex-boyfriend already married and married?"
The dean frowned, "Dead, her ex-boyfriend's wife is dead."
The old man said in surprise, "Mom, Dean, you really know everything. How do you even know that her ex-boyfriend's wife died?"
The dean smiled bitterly, "Of course I know that her ex-boyfriend's wife is also a nurse in our hospital, and her ex-boyfriend's wife was killed by Xiaoli."
The old man screamed again in surprise, "Huh? Xiaoli killed her. That's obvious. The motive for the murder was designated to be jealous."
The dean sighed, "It should be, but it doesn't matter. Because they are all dead." However, after a while, the dean whispered, "Actually, it is not impossible. Anyway, her ex-boyfriend is single now. Now, his wife has just passed away, he must be empty and lonely, and he needs someone to take care of him very much."
The old man opened his mouth wide when he heard this, "Huh? Dean, don't you? You are not really going to have reassignment surgery, then make yourself look like Xiaoli, and treat yourself as Xiaoli married to her ex-boyfriend Right?"