Chapter 2422: One missing body
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1289 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:48:03
The old man smiled bitterly, "All this is the trouble caused by the little monster."
Luffy said in surprise, "Ah? Has the little monster been here before?"
The old man laughed and said, "Who else is there? The child with the fox head is a little devil. He can toss too much. I really can't use it. It ran to the morgue and lay on the bed and pretended to be The corpse, and then tore off the talisman on the forehead of the corpse, making all those corpses alive."
He Chuyao smiled and said, "Luffy, do you still have to ask? Things like the resurrection of a dead body are good things done by little monsters."
Luffy said, "Master, do you also know how to use Fuzhen Corpse?"
The old man smiled bitterly, "How do I understand? In order to be a good night shift guard, I specially found an old Taoist priest. He gave me a lot of charms and asked me to put a talisman on the forehead of the corpse. They won't run around. They can only stay in the hospital bed honestly. This is miserable. The five of them were lying on the morgue bed. It was the little monster who tore the talisman, and the little monster not only tore it off. The talisman on the forehead of the corpse on the corpse bed, even the talisman on the forehead of the corpse in the freezer was torn off. As a result, not only the five corpses lying on the morgue bed ran away, but all the corpses in the freezer ran away. This is all good things the little monster has done. It is a little demon who fears that the world will not be chaotic."
He Chuyao smiled and said, "It seems that it is not easy for the uncle to work here. He also specially invited Taoist priests."
The old man sighed, "It's not easy to do anything. It seems that the work of the corpse seems quite light. You just need to sit in the morgue every day to go to work. In fact, it is not so easy to do. Let's just say tonight. Of the thirteen bodies in the morgue, ten ran away at once, and now there are three left. I don’t know how to explain it. When it’s dawn, if the hospital leader asks, I really don’t know how to answer. .Actually, I’m ready to resign. If such a big incident happened tonight, I can’t make it up anyway. The number of corpses in the diary on duty can be changed at will, but if the family members of the deceased come to look for the corpse, I'm in big trouble."
The old man was a chatterer, once he opened the chatterbox, he couldn't stop it. The expression on his face changed from the iron green just now to a smile. This made Luffy and He Chuyao relax a lot. Since the old man is willing to laugh, there is hope of cooperation. So quickly followed this enthusiasm and chatted with the old man.
He Chuyao said, "Old man, all those corpses ran away were caused by little monsters making trouble. You can't blame you for this kind of thing."
The old man sighed, "The truth is such a truth. Everyone knows that this kind of thing happened in whose class, who was unlucky. Now it is in my class, I can only admit it. I hope the leaders of the hospital can handle it leniently."
He Chuyao said, "I think if your leader is sensible, you shouldn't be blamed for this kind of thing."
The old man sighed, "I hope, everyone has a different personality. If this matter is handled by the old dean, I am afraid it will be fine. The old dean is easy to talk, but now, the dean is crazy. Who knows which leader is in the hospital? Black face and white face, we can't even tell."
Luffy said, "Master, your worries are purely worrying. Those corpses have not been lost. They are all poking in the corridors of the new building. We put a charm on the corpses, and now they are all standing like statues. , Can't go anywhere."
The old man was surprised, "Really? Thank you so much."
Luffy smiled, "Of course it's true."
At this time, a big rock in the old man's heart finally fell, and he said with joy, "Ah, this is all right, it's fine if I didn't lose it. I will push the bed over and move them back one by one, and nothing will happen. No more."
He Chuyao nodded, "Yes, you don't have to worry at all, they are all standing in the corridor, none of them can run away."
Although the old man said that he was completely relaxed, he was still more concerned, "I said young man, how many corpses do you see?"
Luffy frowned and thought about it for a moment, "Well, first came five dressed in clothes, and then came four undressed, alas, the undressed corpse was frozen like a ham, the meat on the body They are all fuchsia, and they look disgusting."
The old man was taken aback, "Boy, you just said that there are five people wearing clothes, and four people without clothes. Right?"
Luffy nodded, "Yes, uncle, I saw your face changed, is there anything wrong?"
The old man said dejectedly, "Of course something is wrong. There are now ten dead bodies in the morgue. The total number of dead bodies you mentioned just now adds up to nine, which is obviously one less."
After listening to Lu Fei and He Chuyao, they felt a little in their hearts, "Ah? How could it be? Are those corpses not driven by little monsters?"
The old man smiled bitterly, "Yes, the little monster is making trouble."
He Chuyao frowned, "How could it be possible that among the ten corpses, nine of them were driven to the ward by the little monster spell to make trouble, and one corpse was left talking to himself and ran away? Isn't this strange?"
The old man opened his eyes wide and was so shocked that he could not speak. For a long time, a picture of the female corpse with only half of his head suddenly appeared in his eyes. He remembered that the female corpse was crying in front of him, and he gestured to him and said she wanted Going home, and the fragment of her kneeling on the ground and kowtow to herself.
When the old man thought of this, he suddenly realized.
"Ah? I remembered, I seem to know which body was lost?"
Lu Fei and He Chuyao said in unison, "Ah? Which corpse is it?"
The old man said, "Among the four unclothed corpses you saw, is there a corpse with a half-headed body left?"
Luffy shook his head vigorously, "Definitely not. The corpses I saw just now are all intact, with no missing heads. There are just a few corpses in total. If there are half heads, I will definitely remember."
The old man stomped his feet and said, "Oh, it's really bad this time."
He Chuyao, "Master, don't worry, speak slowly. What's wrong?"
The old man sighed, "I remembered the corpse. She was the last to leave the morgue. I was repairing the door and heard movement behind me. When I looked back, I saw that she was alive. I was so scared that she did not attack. I mean, she looked very pitiful, she cried like a tearful, gesticulating to me that she wanted to go home. Begged me to let her go. I felt relieved and let her go because I felt that she It's so pathetic."
He Chuyao sighed, "It seems that the old man is also a lover of personality. You let her go, how can you explain to the hospital now?"