Chapter 2731: Play Tom again
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1214 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:49:40
Luffy frowned, "This handsome guard is too much, he runs on Meow Meow at every turn. I didn't expect Meow Meow to be so discriminated against."
Moyue smiled, "Miaomiao is a naive kitten. If it is doing everything a cat should do, for example, to accompany humans and act coquettishly with humans to eat or eat by small fish, absolutely not. Anyone discriminates against it. But now, it actually ran to the Pentagon and asked to see Tom. This request is a bit excessive."
Luffy smiled, "Why is this request too much?"
Mo Yue smiled, "Luffy, please use your pig's brain, think about it, meet Tom, is that what a cat should do?"
Luffy coughed and coughed, "I don't understand, what do you mean by this?"
Mo Yue smiled, "I mean, since Miao Miao is a cat, he should do his duty as a cat and try to show his cute and well-behaved side, instead of going to the Pentagon. A place where state secrets are hidden. Luffy, think about it now, since a cat went to that place and asked to go in, its behavior has long been out of the scope of a cat. It is a cat, running Go to meet Tom, this is obviously human behavior."
Luffy nodded thoughtfully, "Well, you seem to make some sense. Miao Miao went here privately, and she really broke away from the behavior of a cat."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes. As the saying goes, if a person breaks out of the human behavior norms, he will still be ridiculed by the crowd, let alone a cat breaks out of the cat tribe’s behavior norms and made human behavior? Is it better to be ridiculed?"
Luffy sighed, "The cute Meow is being mocked mercilessly by humans again. It's so pathetic."
Moyue sneered, "Luffy-student, you are so extreme. Think about the bad things it does. You still have mercy on it? To tell you the truth, Meow is not worthy of mercy at all."
Luffy frowned, "You said those bad things, and I didn't see it doing bad things with my own eyes."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Luffy, you are so cute. Can Meow Meow be seen by you for doing bad things? I remember telling you that Meow Meow is a hidden secret agent, it is a secret agent, do you understand?"
Luffy shook his head, "I don't understand."
Mo Yue sighed, "Enough, you still listen to me to finish the story. Now you don't have to rush to conclusions, you listen carefully, and then judge whether what I said is true or false."
Luffy nodded, "Well, you're too long-winded, just say it quickly. Try to be short, so that my sleepy bugs will not come out to seduce me again."
Mo Yue smiled, "Well, I will try to remove all the minutiae and the main ones. Meow Meow was humiliated again, but this time it was choked and I don’t know how to answer. But, seeing so many eyes Looking at himself eagerly, not responding, it definitely won’t work. So it bluffs again and shouts, what do you want to do? Just make it clear, let me go in? The handsome guard sneered. It’s a cat, but you claim to be with Tom the better. It’s not convenient for us to bother Tom to verify the authenticity of your date with him. However, we can’t just put you in. So now, the problem is more difficult to solve. Yes. Meow, listened, yelled again, what do you mean? You just don’t want me to go in? I’ve already made it clear to you, I’m the guest Tom invited, if you delay time, I See which one of you can afford this responsibility. After Meow, I raised a front paw, pointed at the handsome guard, and sternly said, for example, you. The other guards present now agree to let me in, but you don’t. Ken, do you say you can afford this responsibility? Meow has already tasted a guilty conscience from the words of the handsome guard, so it played Tom again and shouted bluffingly."
Luffy smiled, "It seems that Meow is very smart. It mentioned Tom again because it saw that none of these trash guards dared to call Tom to confirm."
Mo Yue smiled, "Yes, Miao Miao uses their timid psychology to make use of the topic. The other guards present were immediately scared and their faces changed greatly. Several guards were so scared that they quickly put their guns away, and the stupid guard grabbed it. Handsome guard, whispered, I said, man, don’t make noise anymore, if this cat is really Tom’s cronies, you will be out of luck. The handsome guard snorted coldly, stupid, you’re using your brain. Think about it, it's a cat that came to us in the middle of the night and said that he had an appointment with Tom and wanted to go in. We can't verify whether it really has a date with Tom. Let's treat it silly now. Put it in. In case it is here to assassinate Tom, let's put it in, make trouble, who is the one to turn around? The stupid policeman turned to look at Meow Meow squatting on the tree, Meow Meow knows they are talking about themselves, still Squatting majesticly on the tree, with a condescending posture. It knows that at this time, it must not be guilty. Once it is guilty, it will be immediately noticed. On the contrary, it is a dumb guard who saw Meow Meow in a righteous and awe-inspiring posture. I am a little nervous, stammering and authentic, oh, that, but after all, this cat said it was an appointment with Tom. If what it says is true, the time to meet Tom is delayed by a few of us. This responsibility, let’s How can you afford a few? The handsome guard sneered, don’t worry, I can do it. The stupid policeman was stunned, what can you do? It delayed his meeting with Tom. All of us will be fired by Tom. You know that Tom has always been cruel and perverse. He never thinks about anyone, he just wants to be happy. If anyone hinders him, there is only one dead end. I don’t want to lose this job, although the salary here is not High, but my mother who lives in the nursing home has to pay her monthly living expenses. If I lose my job, my mother will have to live on the street. Actually, my mother does not only need to live in the nursing home. She is still ill. Every month just for medical expenses, I have to spend half of my salary. Almost all of my monthly salary is spent on her. As a result, her illness has not improved at all, it seems that it is getting worse. It’s getting heavier. A few days ago, the nurse in the nursing home called me and asked me to take the time to see her. She was already planning to prepare a will. You think about it for me. I need money now, and I need a lot of money. , If my mother dies, I have to prepare funeral expenses. So I really can’t lose this job.
After the stupid guard had finished speaking, his nose was sore, and he started to cry. "