Chapter 2736: Do you know how old Miao Miao is this year?
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1189 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:49:52
Moyue had to stop his snoring and yawned vigorously, "Damn, you know, when summer comes, and then the wet rainy season, I feel tired, I just want to sleep, I don’t want anything. Yes, as for telling you a story, I am totally uninterested."
Lu Fei said angrily, "Ah, the stories you tell are all half-cuts, and I have to work hard to fill the pits by myself. You are such a bastard, filling the pits by yourself, how many brain cells does it cost me? You? Understand?"
Mo Yue smiled, "Luffy, I know you hate me very much."
Luffy frowned, "Huh? Why does this topic suddenly become annoying? I say you bastard, your mind is really jumping."
Mo Yue laughed loudly, "Luffy, you silly boy, didn't you just choke yourself to death and get me out of your body?"
Luffy sneered, "Yes, I'm really fed up with your teasing. If you tease me like this, I can only say goodbye to you in a tragic way of strangling myself. I believe you shouldn't Be interested in living in a corpse."
Mo Yue smiled, "Well said, I will give you a thumbs up and give you full marks, plus small red flowers and warm applause."
Lu Fei said angrily, "Ahhh! Give me less rhetoric, as long as you are willing to get out of my body, everything will be easy to say. I won't care about everything that happened before."
Mo Yue smiled, "Get out of your body? Are you talking in a dream? To tell you the truth, stop dreaming, I will never leave your body."
Lu Fei sneered, "If you don't want to leave, please be safe and don't mess with me anymore, otherwise I will strangle myself to death and come with you."
Mo Yue smiled, "Tsk tusk, Luffy, you are so stingy, I just felt that the atmosphere in the morgue was too dull. I just wanted to invigorate the atmosphere. Unexpectedly, it was self-defeating, and they all I was so scared that I really laughed at the baby."
Luffy frowned, "I said Brother Moyue, lively atmosphere? Can you speak that kind of thing? You talked nonsense just now, but through my body and my mouth, my friends thought it was. I'm slandering Meow, do you understand?"
The devil laughed loudly, "I said, I am not malicious. I just want to adjust the dull atmosphere, you know, I like fresh air best, staying in a room full of fishy smells like a morgue It’s been too depressing for so long. So I want to create an atmosphere."
Lu Fei sneered, "Fuck you. Everyone thinks I did your prank. You did it on purpose? Do you want everyone to point the finger at me? Isn't it? You know meow meow It's a cute little cat that everyone loves. You deliberately used my mouth to attack him, just to make everyone an enemy to me. You want everyone to isolate me, right?"
Luffy may be really angry to the extreme, his face flushed, and his voice was trembling slightly.
Mo Yue smiled and said, "You are wrong. If you can think of it this way, it only means that you are too narrow-minded and take everything to yourself. The reason I did this just now was just to expose Meow."
Luffy laughed, "Explain Meow Meow? Do you think I really believe those silly things you said?"
Moyue smiled and said, "My story hasn't been finished yet. How can you tell that Meow is not a spy? I tell you the truth, it is a hidden secret agent. The Malaysia Airlines incident I just mentioned is Meow It was planned by one hand. Now Miao Miao still has close ties with those evil organizations. If you don’t believe me, you just need to look up the computer of Writer Zhuang carefully, and you will surely find the email number for Miao Miao to contact overseas organizations. Oh, yes, look for the mailbox. The job of numbering is not very good. You have to find a professional computer engineer. I believe that with the engineer’s skills, you can find the mailbox used by Miaomiao. Just find the mailbox and believe that the next thing will be much easier, and then ask the engineer. By cracking the password of the mailbox, you can query all the emails of Miao Miao. I believe that by that time, Miao Miao’s crimes will be revealed to the world. I believe you fools who are crazy in love with Miao Miao will sigh with regret and regret that they are blind. Fan is the wrong person."
Lu Fei shook his head, "I'm really sorry, I won't look for it at all. I believe that what you said is all nonsense and nonsense."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Look, your problem is coming again. You have not finished listening to my story, and you start to make a rash claim that I really have enough of you. No wonder your friends always say you, listen It’s not nice to listen to it. As soon as others have finished speaking, you will immediately start expressing your opinion. Now I find that your problem is getting worse and worse. You have developed so much that you don’t listen to others, and you start to express your opinion in a hurry."
Lu Fei smiled, "Just don't listen to your nonsense story."
Mo Yue frowned, "Where am I bullshit? I'm telling the truth."
Luffy laughed loudly, "Well, you really can't see the coffin without weeping. Then I will begin to expose your lies. I now ask you, in what year did the Malaysia Airlines incident occur?"
Mo Yue smiled, "Didn't I just say that? It was on March 8, 2014, the day of Women's Day, when the loss of contact occurred. In fact, this loss of contact was a hijacking event planned by Miao Miao."
Lu Fei said angrily, "Enough, don't talk nonsense. I ask you, do you know how old Miao Miao is this year?"
Mo Yue frowned, "Oh, how old is Miao Miao this year? I really don't know about this."
Lu Fei smiled, "Miao Miao was just three years old this year. It was born in 2015. That means Miao Miao was not born when the Malaysia Airlines incident happened."
Mo Yue said in amazement, "Is it impossible? Was that little meat ball born in 2015?"
Luffy smiled, "Can this be fake?"
Moyue frowned, "That meow is not your cat, how can you be sure?"
Lu Fei smiled, "I don't need to be sure about this. Because Writer Zhuang, Team Leader Ye and Miao Miao are all stars in the police world, and for celebrities, their birth dates are available online. If you don't believe it, Just click on Baidu."
Mo Yue laughed awkwardly, "Oh, that, I don't seem to have a cell phone."
Lu Fei sneered, "Don't panic, don't panic, you don't have a mobile phone, I have one. I will check it for you." After speaking, he immediately took out his mobile phone, Baidu went to Miao Miao's profile, and smiled triumphantly, "Huh? See if it’s clear. Meow Meow’s profile is clearly written. Meow Meow was born on June 1, 2015. Oh, it was born on Children’s Day. No wonder it always looks so cute.