Chapter 2771: You and I are no longer friends

Lu Fei smiled, "It's really hard. After a long time of tossing, finally the dust settled, and the appointed person is a dumb guard. It is said that this dumb guard is really unlucky. Originally in life, he was a very hard guy. I didn’t expect to be so unlucky at work. I really responded to that sentence, the unlucky guy, drinking cold water, can jam his teeth."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "There is no way. There are only three of them present. The captain is the leader and can be excluded directly, because any leader always entrusts dangerous and stimulating work to subordinates to complete, and it is enough to supervise by himself. . For example, this time, it’s no exception. Since the captain ruled out, there are only two guards left. Since it is something like a bug sting, it is natural to find someone with a non-allergic physique. Among the two guards, only The dumb guard is a non-allergic physique, so this difficult task belongs to him."
Luffy smiled, "Recalling the whole story, it is really hilarious. The whole story has so far involved the issue of who was stung by the bug."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "There is nothing ridiculous, this can only show that the captain is careful and does nothing."
Luffy nodded, "Hmm, it makes sense, otherwise, how could he have climbed to the position of the captain of the management."
Mo Yue smiled, "Yes, it is not easy for people living in society as long as they can reach a certain status. Although the captain does things, it is a bit tortuous, but it makes sense to be careful. Because The hornet’s nest must be stabbed now. Since it is a hornet’s nest in the middle of the night, you have to find a suitable reason. The most suitable reason is, of course, because someone was stung by a wasp in the middle of the night. It makes sense. But the rationality of all of this must require a man of the pot, so this heavy task falls on the shoulders of the dumb guard."
Luffy smiled, "Well, we won't discuss the issue of candidates anymore. After all, it's settled. You should go on."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Okay. After listening to the captain's words, the dumb guard felt cold all over, and felt extremely wronged. He was not willing to follow him. Seeing the captain holding the bug standing in front of him, the bug kept twisting in terror. The moving body was right in front of my eyes, and the feeling of fear and nausea in my heart broke out in an instant. I couldn't help covering my mouth and retching. The captain and the handsome guard saw the stupid guard who was still alive just now and bowed his body into a shrimp-like shape in a blink of an eye. I retched, my face became as pale as paper, and I was all frightened. The captain was shocked, God, what's the matter with you? Okay, why do you suddenly throw up? The stupid guard shook painfully. Shaking my head, don’t get close to me. I felt sick when I saw the bug. The captain sighed, it’s not a bug, it’s just a bug. Are you scared like this? The handsome guard snorted, obviously, he was trying to escape After being stung by a bug, he deliberately pretended to look like this. The stupid guard shook his head vigorously, no! I can swear to God, I definitely did not pretend, I really feel very sick. The captain stared at the stupid guard carefully. When I found out that he didn’t look like a pretender, he sighed heavily. What is it called? Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed. But now, your east wind has completely turned off the fire. What kind of thing is this? What a fuck? The dumb guard smiled bitterly, Captain, I can’t really blame me for this. Actually, there is one more thing I forgot to say. The handsome guard sneered, I said good brother, at this point, what else can you report to the captain? According to my estimation, whatever you say is nothing but an excuse, because you are avoiding being stung by a bug. The stupid guard shook his head, not that I want to escape, but I can’t be stung by a bug at all. The handsome guard laughed. Are you making me laugh? You can’t be stung by bugs. I have an allergic physique. Then you said, the captain caught this bug for nothing, otherwise, who would the captain let the bug sting? The dumb guard smiled bitterly. Enough, I'm too lazy to reason with you. In short, I can't be stung by bugs, that's it. After the stupid guard said, he squatted down and shrank into a ball, moaning. The bright light shone on his face and he His face was as white as paper, and his body shrank like falling leaves in the wind. The handsome guard couldn't help seeing this. He ran to the guard, grabbed his arm, and planned to pull him up. , But the stupid guard refused to get up and down, and used a lot of effort to throw off the handsome guard’s hand, staring at the handsome guard with hatred, stay away from me, you and I are no longer friends, from then on, you Take your Yangguan Road, I will cross my single-plank bridge. We are not in the water of the river, and we don’t know each other. When I get off work, I will delete your mobile phone number and the gifts you gave me before. I will return them all. Here you are. I want to completely break your relationship with you. The handsome guard was frightened by his hateful gaze. It took a long while before he came back to his senses, ah? I have known you for so long, and I only saw your true face today. It turns out that you look carefree on the surface, but there are so many tricks in your bones. Are you stinging one by one? Are you still pretending to be like this to avoid responsibility? The stupid guard angered, what are you talking about? I don't have any Pretend, and have no responsibility for being stung by bugs , Where is the evasion of responsibility? "
Luffy laughed loudly, "God, isn't it just a small matter of sesame dots? In the blink of an eye, the waves are up again. However, I feel that the handsome guard is quite treacherous, and he is anxious to catch the stupid. The guard yelled, actually for himself."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Why do you have this opinion?"
Luffy smiled, "It's very simple. People are selfish. At this time, since the dumb guard shows a strong uncomfortable reaction, then, invisibly, it means that if the dumb guard is not in good health, he can't be bugged. If it is stung, then the thing of being stung by the bug probably fell on the handsome guard. Because there were only three of them under the big tree at that time, the captain would definitely not want to be stung by the bug."
Mo Yue nodded, "Well, what you said makes sense. I also feel that this handsome guard is actually a very selfish person. He has been emphasizing himself from beginning to end, and never thought of his good brother, the dumb guard. "
Luffy smiled and said, "You probably forgot. The dumb guard has already said that they are no longer good brothers. Their friendship has ended here, but the two of them are so good, but because of this This kind of ridiculous broke down. It's a bit ridiculous."
Mo Yue smiled, "In fact, the most depressed person is the captain, caught in the middle, I don't know what to do."