Chapter 2884: So you can speak human language
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1283 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:51:04
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "This old Taoist priest is really unlucky. He took such a stall of business. This child has never heard him from beginning to end. If this child can listen to him from the beginning, it will not It’s where it is now."
Luffy smiled, "You can't say that. This last time, it wasn't that the strong man was disobedient. It was because he couldn't be obedient. The spring water was so comfortable that he was completely controlled by the hallucinations. Go to deep sleep. So for the last time, I really can't blame the strong man."
Mo Yue smiled, "After all, it is the old Taoist who is unlucky. If the brawny man is really dead, what can the old Taoist do if his parents are important to the old Taoist priest?"
Luffy smiled and said, "Don't worry, the strong man is not dead. He has survived the catastrophe. Okay, I will tell the story. The old Taoist looks at the sleeping face of the strong man, and he has the heart to die. He scolded the disobedient child thousands of times in his heart, but now that it’s useless, the child has fallen asleep. At this time, the old Taoist suffocated the fire and had nowhere to vent, so he had to hold on. The scalp went to find Mao Ling to settle the account. As soon as he raised his head, he immediately saw Mao Ling staring at him with a pair of round eyes staring at him, not feeling the chill in his heart, but he still opened his throat and shouted, Sin Hu , What else do you have, let’s use it. The cat spirit raised her neck and laughed. Hearing the cat’s laughter, the old Taoist was so scared, what happened? The old Taoist heard the cat’s laughter It's not the sound of a meowing cat, but a human laugh. The old Taoist said, ah? What's the matter? You are a cat, shouldn't the cat make a meowing sound? Why are you making a human laugh? Say I’m not an auditory hallucination, right? Huh? That’s right, it’s indeed a human laugh. Cat Ling laughed, stupid old man, you’re right, I did. It’s human laughter. The old Taoist said, oh my god, you can speak human language. The cat nodded, yes, of course I can speak human language. The old Taoist surprised, then for a long time, you I've been meowing meowing all the time. What's your pretense? Just talk humans and communicate with us. Catling smiled. In fact, when I was alive, I couldn't speak human language, but I could listen. I understand what you humans are talking about, your joys, angers, sorrows and joys, I see them all. But after my death, somehow, I opened my mouth and suddenly realized that I could speak human language. The whole thing was really good. It’s amazing, even I feel so surprised. The old Taoist frowned, what do you say, you can’t speak human language when you are alive, but you can speak it after death? Catling smiled, yes. I was able to speak humans suddenly The language of the old Taoist priest looked at the triumphant appearance of the cat, and then looked at the sleeping strong man, he suddenly felt angry, and immediately shouted, bastard, look at what you have done, what do you want? Cat Ling sneered, old Taoist priest, you are right, I just intend to swallow the essence of the little master, because I need to nourish my spirit body. You are a Taoist priest, many things, needless to say, you should be very Clearly. Your human body needs nourishment. Similarly, our spirit bodies also need nourishment. If there is no nourishment for a long time, the human body will gradually become worse, and our spirit body will also gradually become weaker. , After being weak to a certain level, you will be dispelled and you will never be superborn. The old Taoist sternly said, I know you need nourishment, but why do you have to choose your little master as the target? The cat spirit raised his neck, haha Laughing, then, a pair of cat eyes shot out two cold lights, because he is a human. The old Taoist sighed, I know you were killed by a human, so you vowed to avenge all humans, but I feel that you don’t need to By doing this, most of us humans are sincere and kind, and those sinister and vicious bad guys are only a few people. You can’t Because you were killed by a bad guy, it’s too much to count the good guys as the target of your revenge. Besides, when you were alive, your little master loved you very much. Do you think it’s a bit too much to treat him like this? Too much? Did you hear what he said just now? Could it be that you don't care about your past feelings at all? According to him, at the beginning, he picked you home from the street. I believe that you were a minor kitten five years ago. If he didn’t pick you back home, you would wander in the street. Live, maybe you will starve to death in less than ten and a half months. Fortunately, he brought you home, gave you food, and gave you a place to sleep. You have a home and a stable and happy life. Of course, if it weren’t for ran away when the owner moved, I believe that your happy life is still there. Will continue forever. Cat Ling was trembling with anger as he listened to the old Taoist narration, and said angrily, enough, you don't want to talk anymore. You said so nicely, but it was you humans who killed me. What else do you have to say? The old Taoist sneered, the poor beast, you were disobedient. You were caught by the bad guys when you ran away while the master moved, leading to the tragic ending of being tortured. By now, if you don't reflect on your mistakes, but instead hate the master's family, you are simply unreasonable. Cat Ling sneered. I'm really sorry. I like that courtyard because there are many of my friends. If I leave there, I will never be with my friends anymore, so I don't want to go with them. And I heard from my master that they are going to live in a building. I'm sorry, I hate the building, like countless pigeon cages. Once I live in it, I have to struggle to get out. I want to be free, I don't want to be locked at home by them. This is why I don't want to go with them. The old Taoist laughed, very good, a little cat yearning for freedom. Poor beast, you yearn for freedom, I understand very well, but when you get freedom, you also gain danger. This is why you were later killed. Everything has advantages and disadvantages. After all, your brute’s head is not an enemy, you can’t turn around. If you are a clever kitten, you should know how important safety is to life, if you can’t even guarantee your own safety. What's the use of that dangerous freedom you want? Stupid kitten, now, please tell me, you were killed on the first few days of leaving your master, right? Cat Ling was silent for a while before whispering. It was the next day. Strictly speaking, it should be that night, that is, the early morning of the next day. I was caught by that bastard. After the cat spirit finished speaking, a pair of cat eyes burst into an angry light. "