Chapter 2909: A sneeze

Mo Yue said in surprise, "This village chief can really toss, he brought someone to find Sanwazi, and he also brought a stretcher. Isn't this too exaggerated?"
Luffy smiled, "Yes, obviously. The village chief wants to take the third child away. Okay, I'll continue to tell you the story. Cat Ling sighed and continued in that person's tone again, mother Hiding me in a rice tank, and then followed my father and walked towards the gate. As soon as my father opened the door, the village chief and the group immediately kicked in. Although I was mentally prepared, my parents saw them in this battle. Still took a breath. Father stepped forward and laughed, the old village chief, what wind brought you to me. Father's pretending to be calm has long been seen clearly by the village chief, the third child, his father, I'm here to find the third child. Father's eyes fell unconsciously on the stretcher on the ground outside the door, and found that the village chief was staring at him, he immediately turned his face to the side in a panic, his mouth stubbornly, alas, , I said, hey, you are the head of a village. What do you want to do with my third child? That child only knows how to play mud and doesn’t understand anything. The village head laughed, I said the third child is his father, you Don’t pretend to be confused. You know better than me what I’m looking for. When my father saw the village chief’s unceremonious words, his tone became stiff, I really don’t know, so please tell me the village chief. The village chief sneered, don’t pretend. Sanwazi has been to the auditorium. When his father heard the word auditorium, he immediately became stuttered. He looked at his mother with a plea for help, um, ah, ah, can’t speak anymore. When the mother saw this, he immediately laughed, this, that, hello , The child has indeed been to the auditorium, but he is fine, well, alive and kicking. The village chief walked to his mother, looked at her mother carefully, and sternly, you lied, the third child is sick, we are here to take him to the auditorium Mother shook her head vigorously, the village chief, you made a mistake, Sanwazi is really fine. He doesn't need to go to the auditorium. The village chief sneered, Sanwazi is okay, then you call him out and let me see if he is okay. , If it’s really okay, I will naturally not take him away. I am also a reasonable person and will never mess around. By the way, I seem to have not seen Sanwazi for three days. Is he sick? My parents Immediately shook their heads together, no, the child is okay, can eat and sleep, nothing is wrong. The village chief sneered, you are lying again, if the third child can really eat and move, with his personality, can he stay at home every day By the way, someday your third child won’t wander around, every time I go out, I see the child playing at the entrance of the village, but for the past three days, I haven’t seen him at all. It seems that he must be sick. While talking in the village, the few people who came with the village head immediately ran into the room. The village head also hurriedly followed in. He lifted the quilt on the bed and found that there was no one on the bed. He immediately turned his face and glared at my mother. Dao, where is the third child? Where is he now? The mother stammered and said, this child is very skinny recently, especially playful, he just ran out to play, I persuaded him, not listen, or ran away, this Child, I really didn’t recruit her. The village head laughed, pointing to the bright moon outside the window, and said with a smile, I said, you lie, you are not at all level, now it’s midnight, where will your children go? For fun? It’s for this reason, the mother has to continue to lie. Well, this kid is very playful and often runs out even at night. . The village chief sneered, you two had better hand over the three children, otherwise we would not leave. After the village chief finished speaking, he hooked up a chair with his feet, sat down on the chair, and sneered, it's okay, didn't Sanwazi go out to play? Since he is out to play, he will always go home, right? We are here today, waiting for him to come home. My parents are all panicking now. They both look at me and I look at you, and they all have no idea. Father sighed, whatever you want, just wait if you like. At this moment, I sneezed. Okay, why do I sneeze? It turned out that my mother hurriedly picked me up and put me in the rice tank. At that time, I was only wearing underwear. It was early autumn. The rice tank was so cold that I was shivering because of the freezing. In addition, I was originally I was sick and couldn't bear the cold, so after staying in the rice tank for a long time, I caught a cold and couldn't help but sneezed. It is said that the village chief came to my house aggressively with a few people. He originally intended to take me away. When the village chief lifted my bed just now, he found that the bed was warm, knowing that I must be still in the room, so he deliberately sat down If you don’t go, now, when I heard the sneezing sound from the rice tank, I immediately sneered, stood up and walked towards the rice tank. The few people who came with the village chief had already rushed ahead and opened it. The lid of the rice tank, I saw everyone looking at me excitedly, completely dumbfounded. Then, several people hurriedly got me out of the rice jar. I heard someone shouting, did you see it? The child's face was red like an apple, and his body was hot like a soldering iron. He specified that he was sick and took him away. The village chief squatted down, looked at me, and sneered, my child, your parents are all lying. They really took great pains to cover up the fact that you were sick. It's a pity that no matter how well you hide it, it's no use. Your sneeze makes their lies self-defeating. Come on, dear boy, lie on the stretcher, and we will send you to the auditorium now. After the village chief had finished speaking, he laughed with those few people. I thought of the corpses on the floor of the auditorium. I was so scared that I cried. No, grandpa the village chief, please, don’t send me to the auditorium. I am afraid of the auditorium because sister Chunhua died there. I have dreamt of her when I have a nightmare for these three days. The village chief sneered, child, don't be afraid, not only Chunhua, all the patients in the village died in the auditorium. Now, you are also sick, and I believe that within a few days, you will also die in the auditorium. I was so scared to cry, no, I don't want to die. The village chief sighed, Sanwazi, I watched you were born and watched you grow up. I don’t want you to die. However, all the patients in the village are dead. No one is spared, you will not be an exception, and will die. of. I shook my head vigorously. No, the village chief grandfather, I am different from them. I am not sick and I will not die. The village chief said sharply, shut up, how come you, like your parents, learned to lie? You are blushing like an apple and your body is hot like a soldering iron. Do you still say that you are not sick? Lying is not a good boy, good boy, you should go with grandpa. Your time is running out, so I will take you to the auditorium, where you will be like all the patients in the village to complete the last journey of life. "