Chapter 2967: Pull
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1222 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:51:35
Mo Yue smiled and said, "This is simply a battle between two women. The quarrel between women is usually more interesting."
Lu Fei smiled and said, "What's the point? When I got into a fight, I turned out all the things about Chen Guzi's rotten sesame seeds."
Mo Yue smiled, "Yes, this is the characteristic of women's quarrels. Women are usually very hypocritical. They call each other sisters. On the surface, it seems that they are too fat to wear a pair of pants. If you have a broken face, just talk about all the bad things. If the women really fall out, they won't leave any affection."
Luffy smiled and said, "Yes, women are naturally stingy, and they observe the subtle, many subtle things, women can find, and women have a characteristic, after grasping someone's handle, they would not say, what When I said it, when it fell out, and once it was said, it must be the result of a city full of wind and rain. If it is a colleague of a unit, then it will be troublesome. This way of women’s behavior must be caused by everyone in the company. I know, that hapless person can only resign and get fucked. So, don’t underestimate a woman. A small woman who looks weak and weak usually has the power to bring down giants. The giant here refers to someone Some big people. For example, the Lewinsky blue dress incident that caused a lot of noise many years ago. Back then, Lewinsky used his dress to testify against Clinton, saying that he had sexually assaulted himself? Say that Clinton is a president of a country. , Isn't it also ruined by a little secretary?"
Demon Yue coughed and coughed, "And I, the son of the great demon leader, died in the hands of that hateful Mochizuki Gege?"
Luffy smiled, "I didn't say this this time, you said it yourself."
Mo Yue sighed, "I feel awkward when I think that I would die in the hands of that woman. You are right, you must not underestimate the woman. I have now discovered that this Xiangxiang is against the factory manager’s wife. Attitude has changed a lot. At the beginning, Xiangxiang was a elder sister with a mouthful, and a respectful and obedient girl. Now, look at Xiangxiang again. When she talked to the factory manager’s wife, It's already a nasty voice, and he doesn't put the factory manager's wife in his eyes at all.
Lu Fei smiled, "Yes, what Xiangxiang is doing right now is a bit like a daughter-in-law becoming a mother-in-law. Okay, let me continue telling the story. The factory manager’s wife was taken aback, ah? Xiangxiang, you actually pushed me Are you going to heaven? And you just asked who I am talking to, I am talking to you, what can you do with me? You are a rural girl, you still want to turn the sky down? Xiangxiang hahada Laugh, sister, I know that my country girl, nothing can compare with you, but that was before, now, the situation has been reversed, because you are now an ugly old woman, you know, man They are all visual animals. They only look at the appearance of women. Even though they are old and ugly, they still hope that their women are beautiful. So now you, in the minds of the factory director, have no place, you think Is he still his goddess? Xiangxiang said that, hey, elder sister, you should look in the mirror to see what you are now, look at you, look like an ugly female monkey. Mrs. Factory Director Hearing this, I couldn’t bear it anymore, jumped up, scolded, you bastard, what are you talking about? Are you scolding me? You actually said that I am like a monkey. Xiangxiang sneered, sister, undeniable , You were indeed a recognized beauty before, but you also have shortcomings. Your shortcomings are that your lower jaw is a bit protruding, your forehead is a bit high, and your teeth are not neat, large, and crooked, you belong to a very sorry audience. When you were plump before, these three shortcomings were not obvious. Now that your whole person loses weight, oh, it should be said that it dries down quickly, these three shortcomings are obvious. If you don’t believe it, you Look in the mirror to see what you look like. You have high cheekbones, high forehead, big crooked teeth, plus you are now thin into a stick, and you are always squatting, do you look like a mother What about the monkey? The factory manager’s wife was stunned and didn’t know how to answer. Xiangxiang deliberately pulled out a small mirror from her pocket in order to stimulate her, held it in front of her, and exaggeratedly smiled, sister, take a good look at yourself in the mirror , See if it’s what I said? Now you really look like a female monkey. The factory manager’s wife was furious, reached out to grab the mirror, and planned to throw the mirror to the ground, but Xiangxiang moved faster than her Before she could reach the mirror, Xiangxiang had already retracted her hand. The factory manager’s wife rushed to the air and dropped a dog to chew on the mud. Xiangxiang smiled, hum, sister, your thoughts, our door Qing'er, because you look too ugly now, you want to throw the mirror off, but you don’t want to see yourself. Unfortunately, even if you fall the mirror, you are still an ugly old woman. Your act of throwing the mirror is just It’s nothing more than self-deception. The mirror itself is correct, so why bother to blame the mirror? You are now ugly. Xiangxiang finished talking and took the mirror into his pocket proudly. The factory manager’s wife angered, Xiangxiang , You bastard, don't be proud, I will ask you to settle the account. But when she got up in embarrassment, she found Xiangxiang and the factory director cuddling together. The two were looking at her with gleeful eyes. She felt that she was suffering. Insult Humiliated, opened his throat and shouted, husband, come here, don't stay with that woman. You have to figure out that you are my man, you have a marriage contract with me, and you still swear at the wedding that you will be nice to me for life. How can you leave me and be with her? After speaking, I knelt on the ground and cried. Seeing his wife crying, the factory manager couldn't bear it. He planned to walk over and was hugged by Xiangxiang. Husband, you are really sick. You don't love such a young and beautiful woman like me. Are you looking for that old woman? Do you have a brain problem? The factory manager sighed and stood in the middle, looking at the two women, not knowing where to go. Seeing him hesitate, the two women waved to him together, Xiangxiang smiled, husband, come to me, don't be with that ugly monster. The factory manager’s wife shouted, husband, I’m your wife, and we have a marriage certificate. You swear to be with me forever, come, come to me. After the two women yelled, they ran up together, grabbed the factory director, one to one side, the other to the other, neither of them would let go. "