Chapter 3319: Beat back
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1296 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:53:04
When Luffy heard this, he clapped, "Awesome, awesome. Is this woman still unwilling to lose money after all her teeth are broken? It's just money for a basket of eggs, how about it?"
Mo Yue smiled, "Yes, it's just money for a basket of eggs. You don't think it's enough, and I don't think it's enough, but the woman thinks it's so, so she would rather be beaten with a bruised nose and swollen face. Willing to pay him the money."
Luffy frowned, "Isn't this woman insane? And she kept getting Ergouzi to beat her?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "It is estimated that this kind of woman is 80% insane, don't worry, normal women will never ask others to beat her."
The village chief smiled, "Well, there is a discussion about that woman. You should stop and listen to me first. The woman looked at the tooth on the ground, stretched out her hand to cover her mouth with a missing tooth, wow Let me cry, bastard, you are not a human being. You not only beat me, but also knocked out my teeth. I must avenge this grudge. You bastard, you knocked out my teeth, I I’m disfigured when it’s over. The woman finished speaking, pulled her throat open, and cried loudly. Er Gouzi looked at her fist and smiled triumphantly, bitch, my original goal was to smash Your head, unfortunately, my fist is not strong enough. I just knocked out one of your teeth and counted you lucky. If you know, you will lose money obediently. As long as you take out the money, we will have nothing to do. You Go back to your home, I’ll go back to my village. We’re cleaned up between the two of us. Otherwise, I’m going to beat you up. Beat you until you turn into meat sauce. The woman gritted her teeth, sternly, you beast, you all I've been beaten like this, now you should be the one who gave me the money. Ergouzi laughed, oh, are you a pig bajie? I want money from you, but you don’t give me money. Now, in turn, I want money I’ll ask you, what’s your reason for asking me for money? By the way, you didn’t give me major health care, can I get the money? Besides, even if I do major health care, I will never find you so ugly You look at you, you are short and fat, with a wretched look, especially your mean pair of triangular eyes. I just look at it and I'm full. I won't look for you for a big health care. Onlookers roared with laughter. The woman was so angry when she saw everyone laughed, you beast, my old lady is a serious professional, not a big health care worker. My old lady is a clerical worker in a shopping mall. Forget it, I won’t say anything. Say more, you don’t understand, I see that you are illiterate. Ergouzi smiled, Emma, isn’t it just an accountant? Don’t think that my countryman doesn’t understand. I also understand. I understand now, you are Why are you clinging to the money and refuse to give it to me? It turns out that you are a financial worker. The woman sneered, hum, you really understand. I am a financial officer, of course I have to be proficient in financial management, I tell you, financial management But a university asked. Which money should be spent and which should not be spent, I am a clean one. As the saying goes, you can’t eat poorly and you can wear poorly. If you can’t calculate it, you will be poor. So, every money Expenses, even a small amount of money, even a penny, I will calculate for a long time. Ergouzi laughed, oh, I finally understand you. No wonder it’s so difficult to ask you to take the money out. So you You are using your smart financial mind to calculate. The woman nodded, yes. I just did a rough calculation and immediately found that the expenses you asked me to pay were not worth it, so I refuse to pay now. His face turned purple, but he still remained calm, and sneered, I said, eldest sister, are you telling a joke? Now you smashed my basket of eggs. The money is my son’s tuition money. It's broken, my son has no tuition. What do you say about this? The woman smiled, what does your son's tuition have to do with me? You gave birth to him, raised him, and his tuition should be yours To bear it, don't you know Have to talk to me about tuition, is it kind of ridiculous? Er Gouzi said angrily, you bitch, I knew you wanted to lose it, but you smashed my egg. Everyone here can see that you can't afford it. Just lose money obediently. The woman rolled her eyes and sneered, asking me to lose money? You think too much. I still want you to lose money. Ergouzi can't laugh or cry, I really admire you, are you asking me for money? What's the reason? The woman pointed to her face, and then to herself. Good boy, look at what you have beaten me to. Do you want to pay nothing? You should at least give me a medical bill and let me see a doctor. Ergouzi sneered, you bastard, you smashed my egg and made my son no tuition. You should fight, do you understand? You are looking for everything. The woman snorted coldly, and stretched out the hand again, stop talking nonsense, give money, as long as you give the money, we will have nothing to do. If you don't give it, you never want to leave here. The woman's current behavior was unexpected by Ergouzi. Ergouzi looked at the hand and was stunned. After a while, he reacted, jumped up and cursed, what a bastard, I have seen what a is today. It's like you. Now you want to give me a blow, I understand. To tell you the truth, I came to the market today and didn't bring any money with him. The woman scolded, you fart! I don't believe it, you don't have any money on you? how can that be possible? Er Gouzi smiled, what's impossible? Because Lao Tzu came to sell eggs to make money, it is useless for Lao Tzu to bring money. On the contrary, there is still a family in the family waiting for me to bring the money home. Moreover, I got up early today and I haven't opened yet. You are my first customer, so you made me like this. How can I have money in my pocket? The woman said angrily, I don't believe it anymore. Before I came to your booth, didn't I see an old lady carrying a bag of eggs from you and leaving? Er Gouzi smiled, eldest sister, that old lady is an old neighbor of my family. The eggs she took away from me were given to her by her relatives. I didn't sell them to her. You understand? The woman coughed and coughed, and her face sank coldly. If you really don't have any money, just give me the money I just gave you. This time, Ergouzi was annoyed, scolded, a bitch, the money you gave me is the money you bought the eggs, and the eggs were smashed by you. In principle, those eggs are broken, and they are also broken. You are spending, so you have no reason to ask me to get the money back. The woman said with a sullen face and angrily, you rural dog, stop talking nonsense, and quickly return the money to me, otherwise I will never end with you. "