Chapter 3355: Hurry home
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1356 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:53:10
When Luffy heard this, he snorted, and said happily, "God, how do you understand this butcher?"
Mo Yue coughed twice, "Go go, you can't be quiet for a while, listen to the village chief to continue speaking?"
Luffy smiled and said, "Yes, you are right. I still ask the village chief to continue talking."
The village chief smiled, "The fat security guard's words and the strange looks of the two security guards have long made Qiu Sheng very uneasy, especially the two security guards winking while talking, which made Qiu Sheng feel uncomfortable. Qiu Sheng couldn't help it. , Grabbing the fat security guard's shirt, sternly, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word. The fat security guard patted Qiu Sheng's hand and coughed twice, I said, brother, if you have something to say, you Don’t get excited. Qiu Sheng angered, what did you mean by that? You said that Brother Hua sells meat, but I see him all over his body, there is no oiliness at all, not only is there no oiliness, but there is still a woman The scent of powder on your body. Do you say which meat seller in the market can have the smell of powder on it? The fat security man smiled and said, brother, your head is really not very bright, you are too simple, when it comes to For meat sellers, you directly think of pork sellers at the market. Qiu Sheng frowned. There are not only pork sellers at the market, but also beef and mutton. Uh, yes, there are all kinds of chicken, duck and fish. , There is everything. As long as you have money, you can buy anything you want. The fat security man smiled bitterly, brother, what should I say to you? Your head is too wooden to live in the city, you can treat it like this again If you go down, you’ll be jokes around. Qiu Sheng said angrily, fat man, don’t interrupt, the meat seller you just mentioned is what’s going on, you can explain it clearly to me. The fat security guard laughed, brother, I’m like this Come on. In this world, there are two types of meat sellers. One is the meat sellers at the market you just mentioned. Those small vendors sell pork, beef, mutton, chicken, duck, fish, that kind of meat. If you buy it and process it, you can eat it in your belly. Qiu Sheng frowned, otherwise, what kind of meat is there? The fat security man smiled, and there is another kind of meat that sells human flesh. Qiu Sheng was shocked from ear to ear. Damn? Human flesh? Is it possible that our society has degraded again and started to eat human flesh? This cannibalism happened before liberation. Now that the living standard has improved, where can there be cannibalism? The security guard laughed. The fat security guard laughed, I said, brother, you are almost laughing at me. You are so innocent, you can’t bear to lie to you. Qiu Sheng angrily said, what are you two laughing at? But I didn’t think this was a funny joke. In the old society, people were too poor to eat. It was indeed a cannibalism. However, now it’s a new society. Everyone has enough food and clothing. What cannibalism happened? So fat, don’t be arrogant anymore. By the way, it’s illegal to sell human flesh. There is something about human flesh, even if someone buys it, will anyone dare to buy it? Who will buy it? Fat security guard I said with a smile, I said, brother, you are so innocent, obviously you don’t understand this society. This human flesh, not only some people sell it, but also some people buy it, and this kind of human flesh business is very hot. Qiu Sheng is shocked, mother, Cheng The insider really knows how to play, but actually eats human flesh? What is the taste of human flesh, have you eaten it? At this time, the two security guards had already laughed so hard. The fat security guard shook his head vigorously, no! We won't eat Human flesh, because we don’t have money, we can’t afford it. Something as expensive as human flesh must be affordable by the rich. This rich man knows how to nourish. Eat it once, and it is called yin and yang. The thin security guard sneered, and there were also rich women who ate it, called "Caiyang" and "Yin". Qiusheng frowned, what did you two say? I don't understand what harvesting yang to replenish yin and yin to replenish yang. Now that you are talking about me, what is the taste of this human flesh? The fat security man smiled and said, you must know the taste of human flesh, that is a sorrowful smell. If you don't show off, who would sell meat? Now, Qiu Sheng was completely deceived, damn, it turned out to be a sorrow. The fat security man laughed, alas, don't look at us both with such a look. We are 100% little virgins. We have never eaten human flesh. This human flesh smells like we both guessed. Don't take it seriously. Besides, the thing is too dirty, and it is easy to get sick after eating it. I really dare not say anything. Qiu Sheng was confused when he heard it, and he tweeted twice. This human flesh is really weird. It tastes not only a smelt, but also easy to get sick. Then why do those rich people eat it every other time? The fat security guard laughed and said that the security measures for the rich are well done. Unlike the poor like us, and the rich are looking for human flesh, they go to high-end clubs to find high-priced human flesh. Generally speaking, high-priced human flesh is relatively clean. Because the price is high, most people can't afford it, but it is much cleaner than those on the street. The skinny security guard shook his head, no! You are completely wrong. In fact, as long as they are in the human flesh business, they are all dirty. Qiu Sheng frowned, what are you talking about? I can't understand it again. The skinny security guard smiled, Fatty, you said too much, and it frightened people. You have a big mouth, telling you not to say it, you are so sudden, like a machine gun, you have said everything. I am really speechless to you. The fat security man smiled bitterly, what do you mean, you didn't say it just now, I couldn't slap a slap, you also said it for a long time, did you? Qiu Sheng frowned. Seriously, I've been listening for a long time, and now I'm getting more and more confused. The fat security man smiled, brother, you don't need to understand. If you are willing to listen to our advice, leave here as soon as possible. Now, Qiu Sheng is completely blinded, huh? How can you leave here? The fat security man smiled, why can't it? Leave here and go home quickly. The routines in the city are deep, not suitable for you. Qiu Sheng smiled bitterly, but I have decided that I plan to start a career and make a lot of money so that my wife and children can live a good life. If I can't achieve my goals, I will never return to my hometown. The fat security guard laughed loudly, brother, you're already a sprinter, and speaking, you are still so naive and ridiculous. Your thinking now is the same as when I first entered the city. I was only sixteen. Years old, left his hometown and came to work in the city. Before leaving home, I vowed to make a lot of money and return home. But when I arrived in the city, my great dream was constantly slapped in the face by the cruel reality. People like me who have neither academic qualifications nor qualifications, and no social connections in the city, want to make a lot of money and become successful people, it is simply difficult to reach the sky. "