Chapter 3420: Why does it feel like touching a snake?

This time, Luffy still wanted to interrupt, but the village chief waved his hand to signal him not to interrupt.
"Okay, this little student, don't talk for now, but continue to listen to me. After talking about the humanoid cigarettes, they immediately surrounded Qin Yufeng with a hail. Now, I was triumphant just now. Qin Yufeng's face changed drastically in fright, opened his throat, and shouted, what are you doing? Are you going to put all the blame on me? The young man laughed, dear, please allow me to call my dear. When the two were happy, you kept calling me dear, and now I call you again, but now I feel that after we have experienced so many changes, it feels weird to call you like this again. Qin Yufeng Sneer, just let it out if you have a fart, don’t trim these flowers, you know, the passion between us has long since ceased, I am no longer your dear, and you are no longer mine. If you have something, you Just say it. The young man sneered, no, I forgot about it. I still carry this stupid boy. Now this difficult question, I should continue to ask the stupid. The young man said That’s right. So far, young people are still carrying Xiao Wu’s collar with his hands. Xiao Wu still has his feet off the ground and is strangled so that he rolls his eyes. Xiao Wu smiles bitterly, God, I’m almost strangled by you. I broke my neck, so can you put me down first? The young man shook his head, no. It is said that human beings will speak the truth when they are threatened by force, even when their lives are in danger. This is the so-called general It’s also good. Xiao Wu was strangled at this time. Hearing such an answer, he wished to stretch out his hand to smash his egg, but now he can’t do it because he has been completely taken by the young man. Controlled, he couldn't move at all. Not only that, but he even felt that he would lose his breath at any time, because the hand holding the neck was too hard. At this time, Xiao Wu naturally did not dare to act against the young man, so he had to Low and low, I said eldest brother, I have made it very clear just now, all of this is a grudge between you and her, I am not a party, do you think I have the right to judge? I suggest Ha, you Or find a person to judge what is right and wrong between you. The young man sneered, I said silly boy, your mind is really awkward. You let me find the person, you know we have all died for decades Now, our contemporaries have long since turned into dust, where are we going to look for? Xiao Wu can’t laugh or cry, brother, even if you can’t find anyone, you can’t use me as the top tank, right? The young man laughed , That’s really sorry. The reason why I asked you to judge is because you just listened to my story. You know, any story is not for nothing. I tried to talk about it for a long time, just ask you to be a Is it so difficult to judge? In fact, there are only two alternative answers, one is me and the other is Qin Yufeng, you just need to tell me, me and her, which one is the culprit for the unfortunate ending? Very simple, you Tell me now, is it me or her? Xiao Wu looked at the young man, and then at Qin Yufeng. He really wanted to die, and said that he was really unlucky enough to get home. What's all this? Inexplicably I got to the fence, and then I ran into such an inexplicable stall It's a matter, but didn't you always stay on the other side of the wall before? Why did you come to the fence? Just when Xiao Wu was thinking hard, the young man got impatient, pulled his throat open, shouted, hello, what do you want to say? Answer quickly, is it me or her, quickly say. In fact, you only need to say one word and I will understand it all. Xiao Wu sighed, elder brother, you are my eldest brother, please stop forcing me, you should be very clear, I cannot answer this question, because I am not the person involved. The young man shook his head, no! You must answer today. As long as you tell me the answer, I will save you from death. Otherwise, I have to kill you now. You know, it’s just your tiny neck. As long as I pinch it down, you’ll be killed immediately. Xiao Wu was anxious and shouted, Miss Qin, help me. I don't want to die. The young man sneered, I said silly boy, that woman with a snake-hearted heart, it's useless to call her, she is just a liar, a vampire, she is a complete devil. She will make the men who fall in love with her unlucky and ruin all the men who love her. So, for a bad woman like her, she will only harm people, but will not save them. It's no use calling her. Xiao Wu was so scared that he shook his head vigorously. No way, Miss Qin, you must save me. If you don't save me, I'll be dead, but I'm still young and I haven't even married a wife, so I don't want to die. The young man sneered, yo, silly boy, you don't even have a wife? I think you are not young anymore, you are always twenty-five or sixteen years old, right? You don't have a wife, so are you still a little virgin? Xiao Wu blushed and said angrily, you bastard, what nonsense? Although Lao Tzu is poor, he will go to the foot washing room and sauna for a quick monthly salary. Although the women in that place are not very beautiful, they will be able to use them, at least young. You know, for that kind of thing, the tenderer the better. The girl in the sauna is the best. She is moisturized by the steam every day. The skin feels as smooth as satin and feels great. Up. I prefer women with a voluptuous body, this kind of fat women, the skin on the body, feels cold and creamy, feels very comfortable, like touching a snake. The young man originally listened to Xiao Wu’s narration, feeling like he was on the scene, stroking a plump woman, and even an intoxicated expression appeared on his face, but when he heard the snake character, he was immediately shocked. There was a shiver, oh my god, how do you feel, imagining the feeling of stroking a woman like a snake? Xiao Wu smiled, isn't it? There are a lot of snakes in my hometown. When I was a child, when I was taking a nap in the hall, snakes often crawled over me. It felt like cold and greasy ice. Every time a snake crawled over me, I would It feels very comfortable. Especially in summer, the weather is sultry and the air in the house is suffocated. At this time, if a snake crawls over it, it is really comfortable. The young man was so shocked that he could not close his mouth from ear to ear. Damn, you actually like the feeling of a snake crawling over your body. Don’t you worry about being bitten by a snake? Xiao Wu smiled and said, don't worry, although there are many snakes over there, most of them are not poisonous snakes. And the snake is a very strange animal. If you lie on the ground and stand still, it will not attack you at all. However, as long as you move, it will attack you. "