Chapter 3465: Tune up laughter
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1357 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:53:52
Luffy tweeted, "Emma, good man, what kind of sun reduction technique do you practice?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "This is called a specialization in the art industry. This is what people practice, so why are you not convinced?"
Lu Fei smiled, "The most incredible thing is that people practice the sun-shrinking technique to pretend to be a woman. If it is not good to be a man, why have to pretend to be a woman?"
Mo Yue laughed, "Pretending to be a woman has many benefits. Especially pretending to be a beautiful woman can get a lot of benefits."
The village chief coughed and coughed, "Okay, don't interrupt the two of you, I'll continue now. Lord Qian laughed, just casual, anyway, it's the kind of sex-related cases. As for red or peach, listen to it. , You will understand. At that time, it was said that there was a nun's nunnery in a small county town. There lived a group of beautiful nuns in the nun's nunnery. All the nuns were tender and handsome, which made the men in the nearby villages. They were itchy, so they went to the nun's nunnery when nothing happened. On the surface, they went to the incense, but in fact, they went to see the beauties. Everyone is a man, and he should be very clear about his mind. A man is the most inseparable in his life. Things are two different things. One is a beauty and the same is a good wine. So, as long as you hear about beauty, you will all get together. Xiao Wu said in surprise, alas, I said Mr. Qian, the man of your time, don’t have a brain Is something wrong? If this woman becomes a nun, wouldn't she have to shave all her hair? If a woman loses her hair, what's the point? Mr. Qian laughed, you don't understand this. It's because of that era All of the beautiful women have beautiful and moisturized hair, so this nun without hair makes men feel fresh. Do you understand? This kind of thing is like eating meat every day. Suddenly I want to change my mouth. Chinese cabbage goes to go greasy. Xiaowu sighed, really is not a person living in the same era, and has different preferences for women. Saying that I am not the same character as you, I feel that seeing a woman with no hair has no appetite at all I feel that the most beautiful part of a woman’s body is her hair. Every time I see a beautiful woman with fluttering hair on the street, I can’t help but look at it. I can’t imagine me stroking a bald and full hair with my hand. How would a stubborn girl feel? Mr. Qian sneered. I have said that different eras have different aesthetics in different eras. Besides, at that time, everyone was probably tired of seeing those women with heavy makeup, but they were so unreliable. The nuns have a good impression. And the nuns are vegetarian and generally slim. You should also know that men always favor slim women. Little five nodded, um, I seem to get it. The nuns don’t wear makeup, they are in shape. Slender, it completely satisfied the aesthetics of men at the time. Mr. Qian smiled, yes, I understand that men of your time actually don't like women with heavy makeup, so for a nun with a clear water face, he will be unique Zhong. Okay, I won’t bother you now. Let’s go on. Mr. Qian smiled bitterly, because there were a group of young and beautiful nuns living in that nun’s nunnery, which attracted many men in the surrounding villages. One of them was a little brother, His name is Wang Yongsheng. This Wang Yongsheng is actually not a flowery intestine, but he is more curious, and his family lives far away from the nun's nunnery, but he is curious. Hearing that the little nun in the nun's nunnery is beautiful, he immediately rushed to the nun. I was going to see it. But when I got to the nun, I found the gate of the nun was tightly closed. After knocking for a long time, no one opened the door. I felt very depressed. After all, I walked more than ten miles on two legs. It’s really uncomfortable to come here to eat closed doors. Wang Yongsheng is usually impatient. Open the door, anxious, continue knocking. But no one opened the door, eh? This is very strange. It stands to reason that the Nunnery and the Monk’s Temple are the same, and at least they can provide simple accommodations for people passing by. Oh, I forgot to explain that this nun's nunnery is in a lonely place in the mountains, within five miles of the surrounding area, there is no one, just such a lonely nun's nunnery. Seeing that he couldn't open the door, Wang Yongsheng thought about finding a nearby village to rest his feet. But after walking a long way, he still didn't see anyone, so he turned back. After tossing for a long time, I walked back to the nun's nunnery. It was dark. Seeing the lights in the nun's nunnery was even more angry, because when he came during the day, he felt that there was someone in the nun and they seemed to deliberately not open the door. This Wang Yongsheng was in his twenties at the time. He was the age when a person was most curious, and also the age when a person had the hottest temper. He ran to the nun's nunnery and found that the nunnery was brightly lit, and his mouth was bitter. Scolded, a bunch of bitches, aren't they just stinky nuns? What's so great that the door is not opened? Watch Laozi fight in, catch you women and them one by one, and see if you have anything to say. Wang Yongsheng was originally a rough man who had never studied. For a while, he planned to go up to the door regardless of the ground. But when he ran to the gate, he suddenly heard a woman's chuckle from the courtyard. Hearing this kind of laughter, Wang Yongsheng felt so strange. Because this kind of teasing is clearly the lewd laughter that occurs when men and women flirt. This kind of laughter, if you go to a prostitute and hear this kind of laughter from fans, it's not surprising at all, but this is the nun's house. Isn't it too strange to hear this kind of laughter in such a place? I believe everyone knows that whether it is a nun's nunnery or a monk's temple, it is a gathering place for single dogs, and there will never be the opposite sex. How can this kind of laughter that can only be made when the opposite is intimate? . Although this Wang Yongsheng is a rough person, he has a lot of heart and eyes. Hearing strange laughter from the courtyard, he immediately put his hand down. Before that, he was planning to smash the door with his fist. Wang Yongsheng has always been a rough but subtle person. After he heard the chuckle, he immediately put his ear on the door crack and listened carefully. This was even more surprising. He actually heard groans and pops. Wang Yongsheng had married a wife and had children a long time ago. He was naturally familiar with the moaning of men and women when they had sex. He said to his heart, this is amazing, but the nun's nunnery is a clean place in Buddhism. How could such an obscene voice be heard? The more Wang Yongsheng listened, the stranger he became, and he put his ear on the crack of the door and listened carefully, and he heard the voice of a man and a woman. He said that this is a strange story. It is obviously a nun's nunnery, but there is a man in the nunnery. It stands to reason that the Nunnery does not allow men to stay overnight, let alone doing that with men. "