Chapter 3550: Just want to hit someone

Luffy smiled and said, "It's interesting, I haven't started fighting yet, I'm so impatient to wait."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Luffy, what kind of psychology is it for you to look forward to watching people fight? Besides, both parties in the fight are women. Isn't it a bit too much for you to expect people to fight so much?"
Luffy smiled, "What's too much? Even though both sides are women, and the wives are women, those old ladies are also women. But, is one of the women on the two sides a good person? Think about it. Look, the wife is a romantic woman who doesn't obey women's way, those old ladies are shrews, and the characters on both sides are not good."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "If your character is not good, you just want them to fight. This idea is wrong."
Luffy smiled and said, "What's wrong, you said, anyway, there are no good people on either side. If they fight, wouldn’t they just be able to watch the excitement? You said that life is so boring. Does the ordinary life add a lot of excitement and interest?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Oh, I see. Is your life dull enough to watch other people fight to adjust? In my opinion, you can have this kind of thought, you are boring enough."
Luffy smiled, "That's not true, but now, what I am curious about is, where is the yellow dog following his wife?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "How do I know? It stands to reason that the yellow dog runs faster than humans. There is no reason why the wife ran over to the old ladies, but the yellow dog hasn't come over yet? Is it weird?"
Luffy nodded, "Well, this is really something that shouldn't happen. Dogs run faster than people, that's for sure. And the wife is just a weak female stream, and the yellow dog ran past his wife. That's a certainty. "
The village chief smiled and said, "Well, you stop first, let me continue. I will talk about the yellow dog soon. Now let's project the plot of the story on the yellow dog. At that time. , The wife ran to get the broom, took the broom and ran away, without noticing that there was a dog lying next to the door. The yellow dog saw his wife running, and immediately chased him out, but it didn’t run fast. It seems that it is not in a hurry to catch up with his wife. It runs very slowly, almost following in small steps. It has no meaning to catch up, but it will never give up. It just keeps a certain distance and follows his wife. . A dog wandering on the road is not uncommon, because there are too many dogs on the road. The yellow dog follows far away, and no one notices the yellow dog on the street. Waiting for the wife to run When they approached a few old ladies, they quarreled with the old lady. The yellow dog also stopped, squatted on the side of the road, tilted his head and watched them quarrel. Just when they were arguing hard, the old ladies raised their hands angrily The guy here rushed over, intending to give a good lesson to the woman who they thought was misbehaving. To say that at that time, his wife saw so many old ladies rushing over with their scythes and hoes, and said they were not afraid. That was nonsense. To be honest, the wife was also a group of panic at the time, I don’t know what to do. Seeing a few old ladies shouting and rushing over, she shivered suddenly, turned and ran with the broom, those old ladies When the wife saw her running away, she immediately cursed, slut, come and die, what are you running? The wife said to her heart, "You have a lot of people, and you are holding such a terrible tool as a hoe, a sickle and a shovel, so his mother's fool won't run." This is obviously a disadvantage. But the mouth is still pretending, come, chase me, whoever catches up with me first, I will fight whoever. Remember, only those who catch me are qualified Fight with me. The old ladies listened and laughed, so you bastard, do you think that we are too old to catch up with you, so you say this? To tell you the truth, although we are old, we have legs and feet. Still neat, catching up with you is only a matter of minutes. The wife smiled and said, then come. So, the wife took a few old ladies and started going round and round on the road. A few old ladies were so tired that they were out of breath, but the wife ran fast in front, and gritted their teeth with anger. No trick, young is good, the wife is a young man, with neat legs and feet. , And although those old ladies are physically strong, after all they are old, it is really not easy to catch up with their young wives. After a few laps, the old ladies are finally exhausted and collapse on the ground. The wife saw it, Stopped, laughed, oh, take a good look at you, and said you want to catch up and hit me, now, not only can you not catch up with me, but you are as tired as dead dogs, all I was paralyzed on the ground. Get up, you old pigs and dogs, why have all turned into blemishes? Rather, I got up. Several old ladies were so tired that they were lying on the ground, staggering, how can they still get up, I heard my wife yelling, He gritted his teeth with anger and cursed back, oh so bad, don’t you just rely on your young physical strength? To tell you the truth, we were When you were so young, you could run dozens of miles a day. Now that you are old, you have arthritis, you still have cold legs, and you can’t run before you lose. The wife smiled, OK, don't make excuses. Anyone who is old, or who suffers from arthritis in the legs, loses or loses. Tell me about your trash, all old guys who can't run, dare to even think of hitting me? Who gave you the courage? You immortal, you scolded me just now? I have a lot of grudges, I tell you, I will repay you, I will not be polite to you. The old ladies saw their wives coming with a gloomy expression on their broomsticks. They were expecting nothing good. They panicked and planned to get up and escape. But these old ladies had problems with their legs and feet, and they were exhausted just now. On the ground, they couldn't stand up. At this time, several old ladies were sitting on the ground, crawling, paralyzed, and looked very embarrassed. Seeing that the old lady didn't even have the strength to escape, the wife was even more proud. Holding a broom, she walked up to a few old ladies and sneered. Some old things told you not to accumulate virtue. Now your retribution is coming. The old ladies shrank together in shock, shivering, I said girl, I have something to say, what are you going to do? The wife laughed, did nothing, just wanted to hit someone. After speaking, he raised the broom in his hand and waved it triumphantly. The old lady was surprised, girl, you are young, we are all elderly, you had better relax, that broom is not a joke. If you strike down and break some of our old bones, you will be responsible. "