Chapter 3580: Ancestral Medicine
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1347 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:54:17
Lu Fei smiled, "This kind of family is really complicated. A man married five wives, and four of these five wives gave birth to girls."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes. Originally, in such a feudal family, women's status was very low because of the inferiority of men and women. Therefore, in such families, women who gave birth to sons would immediately rise in a straight line. This is It goes without saying. So the four wives are desperately fighting for the opportunity to sleep in their husbands so that they can become pregnant and give birth to a son, so they don’t have to worry for the rest of their lives."
Luffy coughed and coughed, "Emma, what kind of mother-to-child is expensive, so tired."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "What are you tired of? This is true. Don't say it's past, it's now, it's still expensive for mothers and children."
The village chief laughed, "Well, you two stop for now, let me go on. Just said that the relationship in the mansion was very delicate at that time. The four aunts and wives fought openly and secretly, just to get the chance to wait for the husband. For the opportunity to sleep with her husband, the second concubine learned massage from the blind master, and the other three concubines also secretly learned to work in bed. It is said that the fifth concubine also specially found the fans in the brothel to learn bed skills. Egg time."
Luffy said in surprise, "Hey, stop here to explain what is meant by squeezing an egg in the butt."
Moyue laughed loudly, "Don’t you know how to squeeze eggs on your butt? This is a unique skill of the brothel. It is said that before each fan head enters the line, the old bustards will let them lay some eggs on the bed, and then put the fan head on the bed. Support your body with your hands and sit on the eggs with your ass, but the swings back and forth, but the eggs are not allowed to break. Once the eggs are crushed, they will be beaten immediately."
Luffy immediately sat on the ground, supported his body with both hands, lifted his butt, swayed back and forth, and smiled, "Is that right?"
Mo Yue nodded, "Yes, that's it."
Lu Fei smiled, "This seems easy. There is no difficulty at all. It turns out that every fan actually practices such weird skills before entering the line."
Mo Yue smiled, "Well, this action itself is not difficult, but if you keep holding on, twisting your waist back and forth, and your is not touching the ground, you can still hold it for an hour or two. , I will even consider you win."
When Luffy heard this, he immediately slumped to the ground, then got up to his feet, patted his butt, and exclaimed, "I rub! Doing it for an hour or two, do you think I'm hit by iron? In fact, I just supported my body like that. It’s really awkward, let alone doing it for an hour or two, if I insist on it for half an hour, I think I will collapse myself.
Mo Yue smiled, "So, don’t think that it’s easy for those fans to eat youth meals. You have to know that a fan can pick up more than one customer every day. They basically pick up three or four people every day. Guests, so it is necessary for the old bust to train them to improve their waist strength."
Luffy nodded, "I understand, it turns out that this so-called effort of pressing an egg on the is actually training the strength of the waist."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes, do you think they are practicing for fun?"
The village chief smiled and said, "Okay. Let me go on, let your discussion come to an end. At that time, the situation in the Chen family was so complicated. In order to win the opportunity to sleep in the husband, the four aunts and wives crossed the sea to show their magical powers. All tricks were used. And Mr. Chen, taking various tonics and drinking various tonic soups every day, tried his best to deal with the four aunts and wives. These five people also worked hard to give birth to a son earlier. The final result is that Huangtian pays off. Two of the four concubines are pregnant. The third concubine and the fourth concubine are pregnant. The unlucky concubine and the fifth concubine are still flat and there is no movement. However, although the two of them are not pregnant, Mr. Chen has more chances for them, because Mr. Chen does not like to make friends with pregnant women. Everyone in the house is also working for the second wife and fifth wife. My aunt encouraged her and hoped that they could get pregnant sooner. But who would have thought that at this moment, there was another scandal of the second aunt who went to the shop to tease the little second. The second aunt was beaten up and fell out of favor completely. Mr. Chen was beaten into the cold palace forever. At that time, for some reason, Wu Yimao’s stomach remained silent. So at that time, the third wife and the fourth wife became hot competitors. It was obvious. Among the aunts, whoever has a son is the heir of the whole family. Therefore, both wives want to know whether they are pregnant with a boy or a girl. At that time, there was no such advanced technology as B-ultrasound. Regarding whether the fetus in the womb is a male or a female, I just guessed it on the basis of the wife. However, for the third concubine and the fourth concubine, of course, they hoped that they would have a son, and the other had a daughter. So The two aunts got busy and began to burn incense and worship the Buddha, hoping that the Lord Buddha would bless them to give birth to a son. At this time, a stable wife found the third aunt and said that she had an ancestral side house. After eating, she gave birth to a 100% son. The third wife was naturally happy when she heard this, because now, what she is worried about is the fetus in her womb. Naturally, she accepted the prescription of Wenpo, and she was naturally happy when she got the silver dollar. For the third wife, the remedy was just a bunch of Chinese medicine names. She gave the remedy to the personal maid. The maid went to the pharmacy to grab the medicine according to the prescription, took it to the kitchen, and asked the maid to decoct the medicine. According to Wing Po's instructions, every day after bathing and drinking medicine, every day. Mr. Chen doesn't like the smell of medicine, and he dislikes her being pregnant, and refuses to go to her room. However, she doesn't care anymore, anyway, there is something in her belly. Fortunately, it really doesn’t matter if my husband is here. I thought things went so smoothly. Who knows, things will not go so smoothly, there will always be changes. It turns out that the stable wife is a greedy guy, she saw It was so easy to sell the prescription to the third wife. She felt that the family was rich, at least their money was easy to make. So she bribed the old maid underneath to get to know the fourth wife, and then the wife went out to lobby again. Ability, I told the fourth aunt about the prescription, and vowed to say that as long as you follow her prescription, you will definitely give birth to a fat son. Mom, a fat son? This fourth aunt is thinking day and night. I think, I wish I could give birth right away and give birth to a son with a handful. Hearing that Wen Po said that, it happened to her heart. Right now, without hesitation, he immediately took out the silver dollar and bought the prescription. "