Chapter 3753: Wife's nagging
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1336 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:54:53
Mo Yue smiled and said, "This scene is a bit interesting. Blind Li drove the sheep to the entrance of the village, and the village entrance was entrenched with the group of wild dogs. Isn't this whole sheep entering the mouth of the tiger?"
Lu Fei smiled, "Look at you, and listen to three or four. The village chief made it very clear just now. We can infer from Li Blind’s last chatter that he was a little bit in a good mood these past two days. Forget about it, that's why he did the silly thing to drive the sheep to the entrance of the village. It can be seen that Li Xiazi never took the road at the entrance of the village in order to avoid the wild dogs."
Mo Yue nodded, "Well, it seems that your analysis still makes sense. You are right. Blind Li deliberately detoured out of the village to avoid the wild dogs, but he is in a good mood now. I forgot to go to the back of my head. However, those wild dogs won't stop wandering at the entrance of the village because of his forgetfulness."
The village chief smiled and said, "Okay, don't talk anymore, let me continue. Li Xiazi has a flock of sheep at home, and the sheep raisers get up early every day to drive them out of the fold. I rushed to the mountain col outside the village, find a place where there is lush green grass, find a shade for myself, and let the sheep eat the grass by themselves. Then the sheep herder just sits in the shade of the tree and stays all day until sunset. I drove the sheep home. So, herding sheep should be the lightest and most economical job. As long as you drive the sheep to a green grassy place every day, you can sleep peacefully, as long as you don’t lose your sheep. The reason why Li Xiazi raises sheep is to avoid the nagging of his wife. Li Xiazi’s wife is a well-known broken mouth in the village. As long as he opens his eyes every day, he starts to babble, and he can keep babbling until he goes to bed. Her mouth can’t speak only when eating and sleeping. If we remove these two essential physiological functions in life, I believe she can keep talking, even for 24 hours. As for the content of her talking, it is also rich and varied. Yes, it basically started with those poor relatives in Li Xiazi’s home. This month Li Xiazi’s second brother came to their house and had to spend two buckets of rice. Last month Li Xiazi’s nephew said that he came to visit, but when he left, He took away the ragged felt hat Li Xiazi wore in winter. Speaking of the ragged felt hat, it looks outdated. The hat is still the old-fashioned felt hat that the people often wore when the liberation period . Almost no one wears it now. Blind Li is notoriously experienced. Even though the rag hat has been worn for these years, and there have been several holes on the top of the hat, Blind Li is still indifferent to this hat. Bell, isn’t there a hole in the hat. The hole doesn’t matter. Blind Li takes the hat to the tailor's shop and asks the tailor to sew the hole in the hat. Then in winter, he wears it. Speaking of living, the whole village No one can compare with Li Blind. However, it is such a hat that has long been ripped apart and there are countless patches on the hat. This broken hat was taken away by Li Blind’s nephew. Now. How can my wife swallow this kind of thing? Just take out the hat thing at every turn. Why is my wife talking about the hat thing? The reason is simple, that is, my wife is worse than blind Li After the meeting, my wife, who usually looks at even a needle and a grain of rice, has a hat taken away for no apparent reason. Even if the hat has been broken to the point where it leaks, she still feels She was taken away and couldn’t accept it, so she talked about the bad things of this hat all day long, and she took it out as soon as she was fine. How could Blind Li stand it? He just drove the flock to hide in the mountains. His ears are clean. Who knows, when the ewe gave birth to lambs, he was a little dizzy and drove the sheep to the entrance of the village. Moreover, before reaching the entrance of the village, he felt that the atmosphere was not right, those wild dogs They all stared at him, and he immediately panicked. When the sheep saw the wild dogs, they stopped in fright. The sheep gathered together and kept bleating. The wild dogs were all lying lazily. Bask in the sun on the stone, and when you see the sheep, Stand up vigorously, staring straight at the flock of sheep. One by one, all of them looked unkind. Blind Li panicked, raised the whip high, swung the whip, slapped it, and cursed fiercely, you of wolves, dogs and dogs, give me this one less, I am not afraid of you . Come, come here. As soon as the voice fell, I saw the wild dogs suddenly raised their necks together, facing the sky, constantly barking, and the barking was as sharp as a wolf. Blind Li heard the group of dogs roaring in unison, so scared that he almost emptied his pants. Although Li Xiazi was trembling with fright, the group of wild dogs didn't plan to leave. After they stopped roaring, they suddenly lowered their heads, stepped away in unison, and walked towards him. At this time, Blind Li was really dazed. Those wild dogs, to say nothing, were twenty or thirty, but he was alone. If the wild dogs really rushed up together, he might not even have the power to fight. At that time, Li Xiazi's heart was completely cold, and he said to his heart that the flock of sheep that he had been feeding so hard was going to be explained here. But right now, he was not willing to be arranged by a group of wild dogs. It's very simple. Blind Li knows that his wife is a broken mouth. If this flock of sheep is eaten by wild dogs, will he have a good life when he comes home? Obviously, the answer is no. My wife is a person who would babble when someone takes away a torn hat, and now a flock of sheep he raises is eaten by wild dogs. It is such a big thing, I guess she can babble. For a lifetime, he might still be angry. In fact, Blind Li has always been a rather persuasive person because of his eyesight. Just like the ordinary people in the village, he was a timid person, but now, he thought of the consequences of all this, that is, the consequences of this flock of sheep being eaten by wild dogs, he suddenly felt that he could not bear it. Because he couldn't face the life of being nagged by his wife every day. So at this moment, when facing this group of wild dogs, he cheered up instead, planning to fight this group of wild dogs to the death. Wild Dogs Currently, Blind Li compares these vicious wild dogs with his nagging wife. He feels that these wild dogs seem to be better to deal with than his wife. Because the trouble caused by wild dogs was only temporary. And he has to listen to the nagging that his wife brings him for a lifetime. The two evils are the lesser of the two evils, and Li Xianzi thought about it and decided to deal with these wild dogs first. "