Chapter 548: Fan No. 1 Fan

Luo Xiaosang habitually took out the car key and pressed it at his car.
With a slap, the car door opened.
He pulled the car door and just about to get in, suddenly jumped out of the car alone.
He was shocked, took a step back, looked at the person in front of him carefully, and couldn't help taking a breath.
Not only Luo Xiaosang was shocked, but the ancient corpse who followed was also shocked. Since someone was there, he had to hide again.
It was a woman, an extremely ugly woman, short and fat, with an ugly appearance. However, even if it was so ugly, she was still heavily makeup, wearing a bright red suspender and a black under her short skirt. The garter belt, this outfit is quite like the standard configuration in some mascots. If it is worn on a beauty like Marilyn Monroe, it is definitely a nosebleed effect, but when worn on this woman, only Can make people think of the heroine in "Pink Flamingo" for no reason.
"Surprise!" The woman blinked her eaves eyelashes and put on a cute pose.
Luo Xiaosang suppressed the acid water coming up in his stomach, and said sharply, "Who? Why is it in my car?" In fact, what Luo Xiaosang wanted to say was that if you are a man, I will call the police directly. If you are a woman, I will give you Save some face.
"I'm your number one fan." The woman said, leaning over charmingly.
A pungent perfume smell mixed with body odor or body odor suddenly poured into Luo Xiaosang's nasal cavity. He sneezed and calmed himself down, "Don't come here, I warn you, come again, I will call the police. "
The woman continued to lean forward regardless, and deliberately slipped a sling off, "Do you treat your fans like this? Cold, without any enthusiasm?"
Luo Xiaosang had to step back, "please put on your clothes and don't mess around."
The woman pressed harder, with a smirk, "Let me put on my clothes. First you have to kiss me, and then I have to post the pictures of kiss with you to Weibo and Facebook to let all Fans envy me."
Luo Xiaosang glanced at the woman's mouth with bright lipstick, and yelled in disgust, "Don't think about it! I will never kiss you."
"Then I have to take off all my clothes here, and then shout indecent ass, let everyone know that you are interested in my beauty and intend to violate me."
The woman said, she began to take off her garter belt.
"What? I like your beauty? Where is your beauty? I said, Miss, do you wear a mirror, can you take a good look of yourself, and I will violate you, to be honest, I will be as soon as I see you I want to vomit."
"Come on, you get used to vomiting." The woman said, rushing into Luo Xiaosang's arms, hugging and kissing.
Luo Xiaosang couldn't avoid it, and was kissed by this pig-headed fan.
The woman laughed loudly, "Oh, if I have this effect, you have my lipstick on your face, you can't help it now. I can take pictures, I can take pictures. Please cooperate. A little bit, get closer to me, smile sweetly, let me click a few shots and it's done."
Luo Xiaosang couldn't bear it, and pushed the woman away and shouted, "Have you enough trouble? My patience is limited."
The woman grinned and said, "Wow, your appearance is even more cute when you start the fire. It's crazy to me, so I just click it now." After speaking, she took out her phone and pointed it at Luo Xiaosang unceremoniously. Several.
"To be honest, the way you look now is fierce, without any human touch, it looks really ugly. I will post these photos to Weibo now, so that fans can see how ugly you are. , Maybe you are the most real you at this moment. It happened to be caught by my eyes and captured it."
After the woman had spoken the matter, she immediately logged onto Weibo, and she seemed to be preparing to post a photo.
At this time, Luo Xiaosang's patience finally reached its limit. How can he tolerate any ugly photos flowing out of him, who has always had the title of beautiful guys.
He rushed up, grabbed the woman's phone, smashed it to the ground, and smashed it, "You are crazy! Crazy woman! I call you to shoot! Call you to shoot!"
The woman looked at the phone being broken, her face changed abruptly, and she yelled with her arms akimbo, "You smashed my phone? You are so courageous, you must pay for my phone. That was the love madness I bought with a loan. 7, to Now that the loan has not been paid off, you must pay me."
Luo Xiaosang was tired of this ugly woman, and he pushed the woman away, "You woman is a rascal. Get out! I can't stand you anymore."
The woman was wearing high heels, one was unable to stand firmly and fell to the ground. She simply threw off the high heels and jumped and shouted, "You hit me, you dare to hit me, I'm fighting with you." After finishing speaking, the woman energized herself. , After a short run-up, give Luo Xiaosang a bear hug.
Poor Luo Xiaosang filmed the scene all day, his feet weakened from exhaustion, and he sang five songs on the stage just now. She was already exhausted. How could she resist this fat girl who visually weighed more than 200 jin.
Since then, a generation of beautiful men with flowers was actually pressed to the ground by a fat woman, and then she sat on Luo Xiaosang’s belly like a grindstone, slapped her slap left and right and opened her bow, "Tell you to hit me, call you Hit me, I must beat you to a disability, so that you will never be able to film in the future."
Luo Xiaosang was suppressed by this Roshan, where he could move, he just asked for mercy, but saw a flash of red shadow in front of him.
It turned out that the ancient corpse saw Luo Xiaosang being bullied and couldn't help but walk out of the hiding place.
An electromagnetic wave shot out from Gu Zu’s eyes, and the fat girl seemed to be shaken by electricity for a while, then raised her slap and slapped her face, "I'm a bastard, I'm a bad woman. I should hit, hit hard."
Taking advantage of the fat girl's control over her own time, the ancient corpse quickly dragged Luo Xiaosang out of the fat girl.
Luo Xiaosang patted the dirt on his body and said gratefully, "Thank you."
The ancient corpse smiled.
Luo Xiaosang looked back at the fat woman's road that was in charge of him, "Go, let's get in the car and go, don't wait for the crazy woman to wake up and can't leave."
Luo Xiaosang pulled him into the car without waiting for the ancient corpse's consent.
As soon as the car started, the fat girl immediately became sober. She chased up barefoot and shouted, "Luo Xiaosang, I will go back and be a villain to curse you. I will beat you in the head to make you underdeveloped in your life. Human face, if you have no one to marry for a lifetime, hitting you on the head will make you for a lifetime. Beating you on the body will make you sick for a lifetime. Beating on your little face will make you nobody for a lifetime. Marry, hit you on the head, and let your blood flow all your life..."
Luo Xiaosang couldn't laugh or cry. "A complete lunatic." As soon as he stepped on the gas pedal, Ferrari drove into the spacious asphalt road and disappeared into the night.