Chapter 21:
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Master Is Pregnant
- 随宇而安
- 2180 characters
- 2021-03-03 06:31:48
Part 21
I raised my hand and waved at the two people behind him, showing a harmless smile: "Why are you down?"
The young Liu Che, who was the opposite of me, froze, but quickly recovered his smile. He stood up and turned around, holding his fist to Tang Sanqiao with his back to me, and said, "The two brothers are good."
Maybe I was too sensitive. Tang San Qiaosi's expression stiffened a bit, and it was fierce, that expression seemed to be struck by lightning. It's so obvious, it shouldn't be an illusion of my lord.
What's wrong, this stick also gave them a hexagram?
I stood up and moved around Tang Sanqiao, touching one and the other, and said softly: "Aren't you angry? Then let's go back to eat."
Tang San snorted, "I'm full."
I turned my head to look at Qiao Si, who also nodded: "We have been out for too long, let's go back."
I yelled, and turned around to shout to the shop Xiaoer: "I can't finish it, take it away!" After a pause, I added, "Send me to the South Li Mansion!"
The little second in the shop went down with a cry.
I still have Tang San in my left hand and Qiao Si in my right, "Let's go, let's go, in fact, there is nothing fun outside."
The point is that they don't let me go to some places that are said to be fun.
When the dazzling three of us were about to leave, the young Liu Che stopped him, smiled and said to me, "You have a catastrophe right now, don't you want to resolve it?"
I looked at him with pity, and sighed: "You are so young that you are a talent, and you look smart, so why bother to come out and play tricks? I don't think you are like a treacherous person. I'm afraid there are other difficulties in doing this. Do you have a family member who is ill and eager to use money to make this move? If you are short of money, I have more than ten taels of silver here. Anyway, if you don’t use it, it will be confiscated. So I might as well give it to you. I just know one and I can introduce it to you, but I can't afford the higher consultation fee..."
"You..." The young Liu Che was full of black lines when I said that, he couldn't help interrupting me, "Can you not be so arrogant..."
I'm surprised.
In fact, it's not the first time I have met him, but he is so young and handsome. When I was walking in the imperial capital as a woman dressed as a man, there were many middle-aged men in their forties holding a half-fairy banner to stop me and saying, "This young man's Yintang is dark, I'm afraid there will be a catastrophe right now..."
Hey, you can't even tell that I'm a woman, dare to say that I have a catastrophe right now?
When I meet these people, I usually take a detour, and I don’t want to beat him. After all, he might have other problems. It may be that a family member of the family is sick and died.
There was only one person who saw through my true face and said with a smile: "This girl has a pure bones, a female body, and a purple dragon between her eyes. I am afraid that she will still be a fire and phoenix. One day she may be king."
This makes it clear that I want to rebel. How can I allow him to slander me so much? He raised his fist and was about to punch him. He dodged hurriedly, only to say a word to stop my fist.
He said: "You have aphrodisiacs hidden in your sleeves, and you want to use three indiscriminate methods to do animal things!"
I was stunned at the time, and I didn't let it go or let it go.
You say he is not godly? After thinking about it, I confessed my mistake, and asked him earnestly: "Sir, do you think my trip to this beast is a success or failure?"
The half immortal stroked his beard, half-squinted his eyes and said: "Success and failure are all good fortune. Your fate is supreme. What a pity... If you hit the three, your life is wood. If you get the help of water and soil, you will be blessed. Ze Mian is long. But it is the golden dragon on the left and the fire phoenix on the right, and the golden fire is the wood.
I swallowed hard when I heard it, and I fell completely into the sleeve. "Is there a solution?"
The half-xian said, "You are not an ordinary wooden grid, but the peach tree of the essence of the five trees, which can suppress all evil. Three extremely powerful grids stand on their feet. The wood does not suppress the golden fire, only self-immolation. To survive."
At that time, I was completely stunned, "Sir, just tell me."
Half-xian grinned and said leisurely: "Let it die and live." He escaped from his arms one by one cheats, "I have a secret book here that does not pass on. After practicing, it will be reborn, as if you are reborn. I see you. I only charge you fifty taels of silver."
I took a look, and it was written with four characters-Tathagata Palm!
What can i do?
I smashed the book directly into his face, mother, another money scammer!
I quickly figured it out. How did he know that I wanted to do something bad to the master? Because when I raised my hand, he saw that the aphrodisiac was hidden in the bottom of my sleeve. What good things can be done with aphrodisiac is definitely a "three indiscriminate means" and "an animal matter". It was because I had a guilty conscience myself, so I took it up.
That's how they acted as sacred sticks. They were ambiguous, watching the reaction of the victim, and then rounded up their verdict.
There are so many people who sell medicine, cheat books, and talisman paper. Master, I have encountered so many things. Sometimes I have to feel that people's hearts are not old when the world is going down, and I blame the emperor for negligence. So many people are forced to livelihood pits and abductions, which really makes a small citizen with a strong sense of social responsibility feel distressed and unable to speak.
I said: "Youth, your predecessors have used all these tricks. I don't buy medicine or cheats, but I don't buy anything. If you want money, I only have a dozen or two.
Liu Che smiled slightly and said, "I see you hitting it off, and I don't intend to collect your money."
I am happy when I hear the word "fate". Even if he doesn't charge money, does he want to put a long line to catch big fish? What big fish are there in our family? There is only Tao Er.
"Just tell me something." I said calmly. Tao Er can't afford to fish with his little hook.
"Master, let's ignore this person's nonsense." Tang San frowned, tugged my arm, I patted his hand and smiled: "It's okay to listen."
Liu Che smiled and said, "My master has recently committed a villain and his family is restless, but this is the case."
Indeed, there are two villains in my house, but I learned to be smart, and did not answer, just smiled and looked at him: "You continue to fool you."
"The reason why the villain is offended is because there is a problem with the feng shui in the adult's house, which provokes the use of dirty things."
Mother, don’t you know I’m most afraid of "good brothers"? So scared me!
My face must have betrayed my mood. I took a deep breath and said: "Three children and four children, you can sleep with me at night..."
There are two of them, quasi-town house.
The smile on the face of the boy opposite froze again. "Master doesn't want to drive out these filthy things?"
I pretended to be compassionate and said: "How can I bear to kill me? As long as they don't hurt me, everything is negotiable."
Liu Che said unwillingly: "Ghosts are inhumane, and the more Yin Qi grows, the heavier and heavier. If you don't take advantage of their weak foundation to eradicate them, I'm afraid it will be difficult to destroy them in the future.
"You don't have to worry." I said with a smile, "Anyway, we are about to move."
"Moving?" He was startled, surprised, "Where to move?"
"Move to..." I was just about to say, I was covered by Qiao Si, "Master, go back." He said.
I glared at him and nodded.
When Liu Che saw us bypassing him and walked to the door, he said, "If you ever change your mind, please come here to find me at any time."
I smiled and waved away at random.
To be honest, I didn’t take Liu Che’s words seriously. All the demons and ghosts were fabricated by those gods to cheat money. Good-looking is not necessarily a good person. Just like the master, I am not a good-looking person but I am not a bad person. . We are all just a little flawed, maybe I am a hooligan, he is a liar.
But I still can't help feeling hairy in my heart, I am afraid of unclean things, really.
During the two years of the famine, I had not yet met a master. Walking around alone, I would always experience some strange things and see some incredible pictures. It's like a black and white impermanence holding a hook, a monster that eats people, or a wildfire on the plain in the middle of the night.
Sometimes I suspect that it's just an illusion caused by my starvation and fainting. Some people tell me that children have clean eyes and can see some unclean things. No matter what the reason is, I am always afraid.
A few days after I got home, I asked several sons to take turns to wait for bedtime. It is inevitable to touch and hug to eat some tofu. At night, I would nest in each other’s arms and listen to the sound. Tingling.
The whole family knew about the stick in the restaurant. Tao Er banned me again. I looked around. I still felt that Tao Er was more than the town house and agreed to the ban, but asked him to accompany me at night. . It happened that Tao Er had been busy for a while, so he came to the bed obediently.
"Tao Er..." I held it in his arms, "Did you hear anything?"
"Hmm..." Tao Er responded casually, patted my back with one hand, "Don't be suspicious, go to sleep."
"Tao Er, no." I raised my head to look at him and said seriously, "Recently something is really wrong. Let's just say today. The water in the kettle was obviously full when I left, and it was empty when I came back."
"Lian'er may have fallen."
"No!" I shook my head affirmatively, "I told Lian'er, I put some sugar in it, and I prepared to drink it when I came back, Lian'er knows how to throw it out? And Lian'er said, today No one came into my room in the afternoon. And..." I continued to count, "After I watched "Jade X Group" yesterday, I obviously put it on the shelf in the third row and the first one from the left, but today I look for It was not there, and I found it in the middle of the second row."
"Have you remembered it wrong, or someone picked it up again and put it away."
I disagree. "Who else will watch Yu X group besides me?"
Tao Er gave a sullen smile and gave me a hug. "You are so honest."
"Listen to me, not only! I kept seeing shadows of trees on the window papers shaking last night, but outside, or even around here, there is no half of a tree..." I shook, "Tao Er, is there a tree... …Monster…" My voice lowered.
Tao Er opened his eyes and smiled slightly, his voice as low as wine at midnight. "You are so scared, why don't you change the room and go to sleep with me."
I hesitated: "But you are too busy to see anyone..."
"Then let Joe stay with you?"
There are a lot of idlers in this mansion, but it seems that Tao Er still trusts Qiao Si more.
I nodded and said, "Then I will move to Qiaoyuan tomorrow. Also, I think you should let someone go to the restaurant to find Liu Che."
Tao Eryi was startled and asked: "Why?"
I broke my fingers and said, "If there is a monster, let him get rid of the monsters. If there are no monsters, then I suspect that he made people pretend to be a ghost. But he can have such great ability? I strongly doubt his motives. Anyway, get him to slowly confess."
Tao Er sighed and said, "It's rare to see you being so serious. Leave this to me. You have a good sleep. I heard that you haven't slept well these days."
I nodded aggrievedly and rubbed his chest, "I blame Liu Che..."