Chapter 55: Mantra bug
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Me and my Husband Sleep in a Coffin
- Wu Shui Bu Du
- 1761 characters
- 2021-03-02 11:45:39
As a person, I always have to say something insincere in my life, a good lie, a malicious deception, a polite social order.
‘I have something to talk about next time. ’
‘It’s not bad to wear this one. ’
‘It’s been a long time since I lost you. ’
‘Don’t be afraid, it’ll be okay. ’
‘I don’t care. ’
"we are best friends."
‘I’ve always been by your side. ’
We may casually tell some small lies, across the phone screen, to strangers, to close ones, and even to ourselves.
This is not just a protection for us, it will also make it easier for others.
But just today, Wang Xiaoma found that he lost this ability...
Or more accurately, it has become like this since last night.
Wang Xiaoma, who sat cross-legged on the sofa with eyes closed, recalled the things of yesterday with arms around her chest, of course it was definitely not a thing of that! ! !
It's why yesterday when the feathers on his shoulders started to grow, he started talking... strangely.
Is it possible...
Wang Xiaoba smirked and waved at the other side of the sofa, holding a mobile phone, and smirked at the second-yuan girl.
"Dabai."
Bai Yu looked up blankly: "What's wrong?"
Wang Xiaoba looked at him blankly: "Ask me a question, hurry up!"
"Ah?" Bai Yu froze, "Are you going to play the truth?"
"Less nonsense, quickly ask!"
"Oh...I think about it, then..." Bai Yu pointed to himself and said shyly, "Am I handsome?"
Handsome, say handsome! Wang Xiaoma whispered a few words in his heart, a little nervously took a breath and opened his mouth
"It's too dark to see."
Wang Xiaoba: "..." This is not what I want to say!
Bai Yu: "..." You nonsense, I'm not black, I don't believe it!
"...You ask another question." Wang Xiaolan covered his face: "Please."
Bai Yu whispered ‘you must have deliberately’ and hesitantly said,
I’ll ask another question.
"Ask, ask, hurry."
"You asked me to ask! Don't laugh at me! Hehe... what do you think of me, my personality, I recently chatted with a young girl and we often play games together! She has a great voice, Yu Jieyin It’s also said that I’m a good man. Hey, hey.
Bai Yuhong rubbed her face and twisted,
You said that I said to her, would she agree?
After finishing his speech, Bai Yu stared at Wang Xiaoma with wide eyes.
"Your character"
"Uh huh!"
"I also think you are a good person, you can try to tell the other person, maybe it will succeed."
"Really?! Wow~~~~"
When Wang Xiao laughed, he was always soft and glutinous, giving people a very healing and gentle feeling, but the next second, when Bai Yu was excited and happy to jump, the gentle smiling face suddenly froze, and then Lips twitched twice...
"Do you think I will say that?" Wang Xiaolan's face changed, "Fool!"
Bai Yu: "..."
"Stupid, stupid, second-hand goods, solid eyes, although a good person, but since you came, I buy ‘six walnuts’ online every day.
"As for the sound of Yu Jie in the game? Ha ha, don't make fun of it. Real Yu Jie will play the game on weekdays? The computer is definitely a vain wanderer, and a sound card to deceive you like a small idiot. Ha ha ha ha -"
"Is there any more? Don't let people randomly send you a good person card and you will float. Believe it or not, he will say:'Okay, okay, brother, I'll go find you!', and then let you give it in minutes He paid a taxi fare, and the red envelope changed his account to black, and we will see you again!"
Wang Xiaoma, sitting cross-legged on the sofa, propped up his chin with his right hand, raised his lips, crooked his head, and squinted towards Baiyu.
"Is it you?"
Bai Yu: "..."
"Poo" stabbed firmly in the heart with a knife.
Wang Xiaoma: "Two goods, two goods and two goods..."
Bai Yu: "..."
‘Poo Poo Poo’, not enough to get together.
This is not a real adventure at all, this is obviously a black tongue!
Bai Yu smiled bleakly, and squatted alone in the corner with tears to lick his wounded pure young soul.
And Wang Xiaoma, who had also recovered from uttering those words, put his hands on his head and plunged into the sofa pillow, crying without tears.
He clearly refrained just now! But there was a sudden pain in the neck, and then Wang Xiaoba started to say something he didn't want to say as if he had become a person.
I am done……
Won't you be killed if you go out like this? ! ! !
This must be a curse... Wang Xiaoba turned his head and turned his eyes awkwardly, touching his neck, "Dabai, don't cry..."
"Boom..."
"Don't cry, you little idiot! Go and call the wind down, I have something to tell you, something serious happened..."
After two minutes.
Wen Fengjin sat next to Wang Xiaozai's legs overlapping, the sweetheart neckline of casual sportswear exposed his short clavicle, and Bai Yu held a blue pillow in his arms on the other side of the sofa.
Both eyes fell on Wang Xiaoma who was covering her face and doubting her life.
"According to what you said, there is no way you can talk like a normal euphemism, you can only tell the truth?" Wen Feng frowned, "If not."
Wang Xiaoma replied: "If you don't say the feathers on your neck will hurt very much."
"That's not the truth at all, but a poisonous tongue, a poisonous tongue!" Dabai complained of holding his small heart pierced into a horse honeycomb.
"Dabai is right..." Wang Xiaoma struggled from the sofa, and she had no love at all. "I'm estimated that I will be angry with one mouth, and what I want to say is not like this, but finally said The export will always become something else."
Wen Fengjin: "So it's'different"
"No, it's not." Wang Xiaolan scratched his head. "Except for a bit harsh, the words spoken are all my truth."
Bai Yanwang cried out with a cry, and licked the wound with the pillow in his corner.
"Alas..." Wang Xiao sighed, covering his neck; "And I suspect that the reason for all this is the feather patterns on my neck."
Bai Yu probed his head curiously and asked, "What is feather pattern?"
"It's just..." Wang Xiaoba talked to him about the things that suddenly appeared on him that day, and Bai Yu heard it, and it was also in the clouds. "This kind of thing doesn't want to be an infectious disease, it might be a grub, just like it is written in the novel. You can control people like that."
Wang Xiaomei frowned, "I actually doubted that, but I haven't contacted outsiders..."
"Also..."
Wang Xiaoyao and Bai Yu fell silent, when the wind suddenly dropped their overlapping legs and said to Wang Xiaoya: "Apart from this, is there anything else?"
Wang Xiaobai was startled, "What else?"
"It's just..." Wen Feng pinched Wang Xiaoma's chin to make him stare at him, his narrow eyes and clear eyes yanked into the distance.
"You have been hiding from me this morning, why."
"I haven't... I said you were too close..." The close face made Wang Xiaoma dodge his eyes, his big eyes drifting.
It's not that you don't look at the wind and the sky when you look at the sky and earth.
What should he say? Could it be said that this broken feather pattern also comes with a ‘Xishi Shi’ from the lover’s eyes? Now he watched the wind and added a million beauty filters or bilinbilin flash carefully?
Wang Xiaoma's deliberate dodge caused Wen Feng to sink his face, his eyebrows slowly frowned, and the surrounding air pressure was getting lower and lower. Bai Yu dared not talk nonsense, holding a pillow and peeking out a pair of puppy eyes from the back, quietly Mummy peeked.
"What are you hiding from me."
"I do not have!"
Wen Fengjin said, "Is it because of me last night..."
"Don't say it last night!" Wang Xiaomei blushed and pushed him, preferring to lie and hurt rather than tell the truth.
After all, Dabai still eavesdrops from there! Can you say nothing.
Wen Feng squeezed the palm of his hand against his chest and expressed his resistance, but he suddenly laughed at the next moment.
Those weird pupils turned into a cold abyss, and the corners of the mouth raised a sharp arc. Although the wind has an extremely flawless face, but the beauty comes with a stinger. When he smiles, Wang Xiaomei is afraid and has a kind of not. Good hunch.
When the crisis alarm sounded, Wang Xiaoba turned around and ran along the back of the sofa to escape, and his waist was caught by the whole person.
Turning around, the silver hair hit the face of Wang Xiaomao coolly, and after waiting for the god, he had been resisted by Wenfeng.
Wen Feng narrowed his eyes, carried Wang Xiaoya and said to Bai Yu with the smiley face of the thriller's pervert, "disappear in front of my eyes, immediately."
Bai Yu walked into the room with his pillow ‘whoop’, and the neat Wang Xiaozai only saw his fiery buttocks and the tightly closed door.
Wang Xiaozao: ...From today on, I don't have your brother, I will do my best.
Withdrawing the laugh, Wen Feng lowered his narrow eyebrows, and walked towards the bathroom step by step. Wang Xiaoma struggling his shoulders, like a pup who didn’t scratch his paws, his teeth had just appeared, and realized the danger After getting scared, he kicked and kicked his back.
In a hurry, he bit his back through the clothes and sniffed the wind.
Wen Feng squeezed the man on his shoulder with one hand and held the other hand on the door handle.
The back pain made him laugh, "You can continue to bite, I will let you bite enough for a while."
"..."
Wang Xiaoba quietly loosened his teeth and extended his claws to press the crumpled clothes flat, attempting to erase the criminal evidence.
"Ah."
The open door closed again.
The bottles and cans placed on the marble countertop of the washstand were pushed away, and the wearing the same black sweatpants fell heavily on it. The wet water stains wet the clothes.
A few strands of long black hair fell into the round sink.
The thin white palm panicked for support points, knocking over the hand sanitizer next to it.
Two pairs of long legs fell to the ground. I didn't know where I was when I slipped on the slippers. My toes barely touched the ground, and I stood alone in front of the sink.
It also prevented the legs from closing together. Coconut pear...
Wang Xiaoma looked at what seemed like a smile, and then looked down at his thin feet, remembering a stalk.
The shoes fell off and they were saved.
[The author has something to say: catch the insect later, today is two more,]