Vol 3 Chapter 736: I heard you were bitten by a dog?
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Me, Captain of China
- Big Head
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- 2021-01-30 04:41:35
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Zheng Zhi smiled.
A paparazzi in the "Gazzetta dello Sport" took him to the court, believing that Zheng Zhi had done something on the big tree in front of his house, causing him to suffer from skin diseases.
The medical examination report issued by the doctor proved that the paparazzi's illness was caused by the big tree in front of Zheng Zhi's door.
Deserve it.
It was Zheng Zhi ’s deliberate medicine, which was actually not a serious illness. It was just applying some medicine that made the skin itch on the tree, but it was enough for the paparazzi.
Of course he will not attend. If he likes it, he can go out and fight with a whole group of lawyers. Of course, he doesn't think the other party can win.
Originally, if he didn't see the summons, he had forgotten, but now reminded him that he would cut down all the trees around to see if the paparazzi could come up with another way to sneak shots.
He immediately called Wu Di and asked him to handle the matter. Of course Wu Di was depressed for a long time, and his cousin became more and more excessive.
Just hung up, and the phone rang again.
The international call from my mother.
"Little Bunny,"
"Do you want to mad at your mother?"
"You just need to find a foreign girlfriend, but you can't find a woman about the same age as your mother!"
After the call was connected, the mother just scolded, and did not give Zheng Zhi a chance to intervene.
Zheng Zhi was hit hard, and it was impossible to intervene.
After talking for almost three minutes, his mother finally stopped temporarily. Zheng Zhi just wanted to speak, but suddenly continued to beep again.
"Ouch, pretty."
"She's really only 36 years old? How do you feel in your twenties. People are so pretty, no wonder you're fascinated by it."
Over there, Ms. Zheng Zhi found Monica's photos in front of the computer with the help of her neighbor, and commented on it again.
But in the end she gave the answer.
"I tell you that beauty is beautiful, but you must not mess up, I can't accept it! Leave this woman quickly. No, leave that aunt."
Zheng Zhi: ...
Auntie, this is too shocking. I'm about the same age as her ...
"You hurry up and find someone seriously. We are getting older. We want to hug our grandson. You don't know. My father and I have half of our white hair."
Zheng Zhi ...
"Mom, do you believe in the news?"
"This is all hype."
"I'm single now, I don't have a girlfriend, there are not so many messes, you don't have to think about it, I will go back with you this summer."
In 2001, there were no national events, even the World Cup qualifiers, it was all in the second half of the year. Zheng Zhi also found out that he hadn't been with his parents for more than two years. Suddenly it was sour, and it unknowingly took two years.
but,
marry?
Hug grandson?
There is still a long time.
Suddenly, he found his world changed again, it seems ... some are not too obsessed with the previous life? There is something wrong with this idea ...
Hanging up the phone, he received another message.
"I miss you."
Zhang Zhi: ...
He wouldn't believe Shen Xing's words, it was too fake, it was fake from the beginning.
I like it? Impossible, you must not be serious, so you bought a gem necklace, that is not money.
But he returned a message, "Then you come."
People just returned, he asked people to fly over again?
Too ruthless, this is not so close to the straight door. But what if she really came over ...
As soon as I returned the message, I received another one, but it was another woman, Bellucci.
"Come to my house for dinner tonight?"
Zheng Zhi: "This ..."
Ugh……
"Don't get me wrong, many friends are here."
Originally, Zheng Zhi was quite happy, but as soon as he saw this message, Zheng Zhi immediately replied: "Don't go."
"I just want to eat alone with you."
Zheng Zhi is very upset. Why spend time with a bunch of people for dinner? Do I have no friends to eat with? Why?
After a while, the text message came again.
"So what do you want."
Zheng Zhi answered again.
"To date a beauty, I don't want to go home tonight."
...
Things didn't end, and it didn't take long for Mourinho's phone to come, rare.
Zheng Zhi quickly adjusted his emotions and returned to reality from Sao Sao's thinking.
"Boss, what's the matter?"
Mourinho is very serious, "This week is very important."
"It's important to play Manchester United in the middle of the week."
"Do you know what I said?"
"I know, I'm ready to play Manchester United." Zheng Zhi knows what he's talking about, isn't he playing Manchester United at home? No one has forgotten, but what do you mean by calling me?
"No, boss, what are you trying to say?"
Mourinho said: "I hope you play a leading role. As a captain, you should stay quietly at home, and don't take any women home or go crazy to play somewhere. I need a fighting spirit Soaring, Inter Milan with plenty of physical strength to face Manchester United. You should remind your teammates that you are closer to them than me. "
Sure enough, Mourinho was worried that Zheng Zhi was in trouble, he called to remind him, and hoped that Zheng Zhi, as the captain, could catch the discipline of the team. Some things, maybe the captain will be better than the head coach?
"But boss, I can't control the teammates. I can't go out, but I can't ask them not to go out."
This is awkward. Although he is the captain, there is really no way to ask his teammates to do the same, especially today is a day off, everyone has their own life. They are all young and vigorous, who does n’t want to have some fun ...
"But you can take the initiative to contact them."
"If we win Manchester United at home, there will be a smooth road behind. I need you to help me and help Inter Milan. We ca n’t get lost at this time, right, we have to do something, whether it ’s the club or you, the club Honor, and your Golden Globe next year. "
Mourinho was sincere.
"I know, then I try ..."
Zheng Zhi still agreed to it, and he really played all the first-team teammates back, probably meaning-playing Manchester United this week, the boss said that we ca n’t go out, do n’t want OOXX, we have to win Manchester United ...
Teammates are actually quite cooperative, who does n’t want to be honored? Inter Milan took out the UEFA Cup in 1998, but fart didn't. Even Rona's ears very seriously agreed to Zheng Zhi.
But after all the calls were over, another message appeared.
"Otherwise, will you spend the night in my house tonight?"
Zheng Zhi: ...
He replied:
"it is good."
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Carrington Base, Manchester.
Manchester United today is not on holiday, but preparing for the Champions League. Everyone was sweating and sweating, but they were also miserable.
Ferguson personally commanded on the sidelines. This is very rare. Previously, the training was handed over to the assistant coach. In the past few days, he rarely played personally.
"Roy, you are too slow."
"When you rushed over, he already ran away with the ball."
"You have to be up to a second early! Deal more firmly and deal with it faster!"
Ferguson was not satisfied with Roy Keane's reaction. The team is now practicing defense, the purpose is to deal with Zheng Zhi.
Yes, only for one Zheng Zhi. Ferguson will never forget the scene when Manchester United faced Leverkusen last year and was eliminated. And Zheng Zhi is the biggest thorn in his heart. Without pulling out this thorn, he would not even sleep well.
We all know that Zheng Zhi is the core of Inter Milan. Solving him means solving at least half of the problems.
Scholes is now imitating Zheng Zhi, but it can only be imitated, the actual effect can not be achieved, but some people in Ferguson are frustrated and crazy, so they must practice like this.
"Paul, you need to be faster and take the ball faster, he won't be so hesitant."
"You are all too slow."
He was chewing gum while pointing, but he was not satisfied.
"Hey, the two sidewalks need to be recovered quickly at this time, can't wait, move your footsteps quickly."
Not satisfied with both sides.
"crazy,"
"The old man is going crazy."
Deputy captain Gary Neville whispered as he ran. This was the case in the past few days of training. Ferguson constantly urged them to run on the sidelines, all kinds of dissatisfaction.
But boss, are we not doing well enough? We are now in the top position in the Premier League standings, God blocks killing God, Buddha blocks killing Buddha, you are so afraid of Inter Milan, afraid of Zheng?
"Shoot!"
"Ah, it."
"Ryan, you are slower than the old lady next door!"
"Remember, you need to shoot at the first time, or pass the ball as soon as possible, don't hesitate, the result of hesitation is to lose the ball!"
...
...
After the training, everyone was exhausted. The training game looks more tired than the real game.
call,
call,
call,
Giggs gasped heavily.
"I can't stand it,"
"Run me to death."
"It must not be like this tomorrow, or we will die the day after tomorrow."
Giggs scolded, shirtless, showing his black chest hair, looking very sexy. But this game was scolded by Ferguson N times, he was not annoyed, but he can only talk privately with his teammates, absolutely not dare to offend Ferguson.
"No, although it's more intense, you can't pant like this?" Paul Scholes stared at Giggs a little puzzled, which was a little different from the Giggs he usually knew.
"Feeling a problem with your recent physical fitness? You see everyone is not as breathless as you."
"There are so many games I play, you don't have as many as me," Giggs flashed a hint of cunning in his eyes. He quickly explained that he would not tell everyone that he did a multiplayer exercise last night and directly picked five.
"I'm a little tired."
Gee ~
It's strange not to be tired.
It was almost impossible to get up on the bed.
Keane also spoke: "Pay attention to rest, did you go drinking again last night?"
"No, really not."
"How could I drink? I don't drink too much."
"I have been asleep early recently, maybe I am not used to it!"
Only Andy Cole's eyes flickered a little, because he knew that Giggs was lying. Last night, the two of them went out together. After drinking, everyone went their own way, except that he took a woman, and Giggs took five. It seems that they should have played multiplayer sports.
He didn't believe that Giggs could be so good, but depending on his state of mind today ...
Awesome, Cole really admired Giggs. Thinking about it, he wanted to try it now.
...
On the outskirts of Milan, in a lonely villa, there was a scream from time to time, which seemed particularly sweet on this silent night.
The battle lasted for almost two hours ...
Zheng Zhi finally fulfilled his wish, but he was too tired to climb.
This battle is different from the past. Not only does it consume physical strength, but also muscles are damaged.
No, there are several deep marks on the neck, left arm, and thigh.
Yes, it is "a few", not "a".
Just because the battle is not once, but three times.
He didn't pay much attention that night, but he was dumbfounded when he looked in the mirror the next day.
It is terrible. Can't get rid of it, if Mourinho and his teammates see it, it can be done ...
I thought it would be no problem to secretly send it. Anyway, if you have good physical fitness, you should squander too much physical fitness.
Who would have thought Monica would be so crazy, and still like to leave a label ...
In these three injured positions, only the neck cannot be concealed, the arms can be concealed with short sleeves, and the thighs have ball pants.
You ca n’t stop training? Such a critical time.
Upon arriving at the training ground, he was immediately spotted by Gresco.
"Oh!"
"Zheng, your neck."
"Which girl did this bite?"
"No, didn't you call yesterday and tell everyone not to go out? Why did you go out?"
Zheng Zhi waved his hand.
"Hi,"
"Bite my dog."
"That guy is crazy."
"Don't you know? I bought a dog a few days ago. I don't know what went wrong with it. I bit me in the morning. I also called the family doctor to give me a shot in the morning.
Gresco: "If I believed you, I would be a dog. Do you think I don't know what a dog's teeth look like?"
"No, it can also be said that it is a bitch, hahaha."
Zheng Zhi rolled his eyes, and knew that no one believed his reason. Still thinking about fooling the past, it seems impossible.
Then Mourinho is even more confused.
Everyone is laughing at him.
However, Zheng Zhi's death did not admit that it was bitten by a woman, but was bitten by a dog.
When training for a while, he showed more effort, and Mourinho would not have embarrassed himself.
"Go, go warm up and run without waiting for your head to come."
He suddenly shouted.
I like to abuse my opponents by running. I still can today, rookies! Can only distract everyone's attention.
This trick really works.
When Mourinho came to the training ground as usual, he once again saw Zheng Zhi leading the other players in the warm-up.
now it's right.
everything is fine.
This has become a habit. Zheng Zhi abuses his teammates in front, and other teammates are chasing him.
Everything is a good phenomenon.
but,
When Zheng Zhi finished standing before him, he frowned.
He is not stupid ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Your mom's tooth print is too clear. Even if it was bitten by a hound, is it so miserable?
However, Mourinho is still tolerant. That's it. This guy can still hang other players. What is good? Besides, if he criticizes Zheng Zhi in the face of others, it will be counterproductive.
and so,
He didn't know what to do.
But after finishing the training, he called Zheng Zhi to the office.
"I heard you were bitten by a dog?"
Zheng Zhi: ...
"Well, I was bitten three times."
"I got an injection in the morning and it should be fine ..."
"Just get an injection ..."
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