Chapter 43 尴尬

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"Then tell me a joke."
Ding Ning was poor and could only bite her face to accompany her. After a long time, she took out such an idea. When she saw Xiao Nuo or ignored him, she said:
"Women said: Husband, I want to eat instant noodles. The man said: I will cook for you. The woman said: I don't want to eat the brand of the family. The man said: Then I went out to buy. Woman A: After cooking, all the bubbles are in the house. The face smells, it’s hard to smell. The man sighed and said: Then I will get it back for you. The woman pouted and said: It’s not good to eat cold. The man said helplessly: Let’s go out and eat. The woman shook her head: It’s too cold outside, I’m too lazy to go downstairs. Her husband is a little angry: What do you want to do? The wife spoiled and said: I want to eat instant noodles... The man is driven crazy.

"Hey!" I don't know if Xiaonuo is too low, or Ding Ning's face is very cola, or the man in the joke is like saying himself. In short, she really laughs.
"Oh my mom, you can't cry."
Ding Ningru was sighed with a sigh of relief, and the woman who was a grandmother was more tired than a fight.
"Hey, I will spare you this time. Next time, I will cry for you."
Xiao Nuo wiped his tears and gave him a white look. He suddenly felt that his expression and words seemed to be too embarrassing. He turned his head in a panic and turned cold when he turned his face.
The speed of this face made Ding Ning stunned, and asked: "Are you cold or not?"
This is a word of concern, but he was asked by the wretched taste, Xiaonuo cheeks red, grinding his teeth and saying: "Do you still say?"
"Oh, when I didn't ask." Ding Ning remembered that the pants of the people were still wet, and accidentally touched the sensitive parts of others.
He really didn't think about it, but he thought so, and he didn't have a bit of temper. It was his nemesis to cry and kill.
Feeling that paralysis disappeared and his physical strength had recovered, he nodded and led the way with a small two.
Fortunately, there is no road in the cave, and the road is getting wider and wider. Ding Ning has completely overthrowed the assumption that it used to be a bomb shelter.
But if it is an ancient tomb, it is not very similar. So far, he has not seen any traces of the tomb, but it is like a huge underground passage.
Xiao Nuo kept the flashlight with his flashlight, preventing the bat king from attacking again, and he was fortunate enough to bet on this bet, otherwise he would be cheated.
But when she remembered that she still owed him a kiss, she was flustered for a while, and looked at his back in the face of Yingying. The beautiful brilliance flashed in the beautiful.
If there is no such person, it must be very interesting to be with him.
Oops, Xiao Nuo, what do you think? He is just a stranger you know because of the situation. You don't even know his real name.
After today, you will not have any intersections, forget it!
I don't know why, when she gave birth to this thought, her heart became inexplicably sorrowful and her eyes changed a little.
Shashasha! There was a slight sound in the distance.
"not good!"
Ding Ning suddenly stopped and sipped, his face changed very ugly.
"What's wrong?" Xiao Nuo was very worried, didn't pay attention, and slammed into the back of Ding Ning.
Ding Ning took her hand and put her in her arms, let her feel a stiff, resentful thought, this guy will not want to fulfill the bet at this time.
Well, anyway, this debt will be paid sooner or later. It doesn’t matter if it’s late. I want to come.
Xiao Nuo's face was blushing and his mouth was faint, and there was a faint expectation in his heart.
I didn't think that Ding Ning suddenly fell down and held her to separate her legs and let her ride on her shoulder.
Xiao Nuo is outrageous, secretly from the abdomen, how big people are, and also playing the game of riding the neck, not to mention the wet neck, it is really shameful.
But Ding Ning's next words made her cold and cold, and mourned all of it: "We are surrounded by a large group of mice, you must be afraid of rats, so you are on my shoulders, I am walking with you, don't be afraid."
Xiao Nuo’s flustered heart was miraculously stabilized, and a warm stream was born in his heart. He asked in a gentle tone that he had never had before:
What do you do?

"I'm fine, these mice can't help me!"
Ding Ning’s mouth said that in fact, his heart is also hairy, and with his vision, he has been able to see those mice.
Although he did not have intensive phobia, but there were tens of thousands of mice gathered together, and the mung bean-like small eyes flashed in the darkness, still letting his scalp numb.
The only thing that made him relieved was that these mice were ordinary mice, and even his simulated skin could not bite. If they were as powerful as vampire bats, he could only turn and escape.
"Grandma's, that guy is really evil, not only can control the cat, but also control the bat and the mouse, I hope there is no snake here..."
Ding Ning whispered, but before he finished, his face changed, and he wanted to slap himself. This broken mouth is really a good spirit.
Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao, the countless long worms in the darkness behind the mouse group.
Not only snakes, but also spiders, scorpions, crickets, crickets, and a variety of grotesque insects.
The number is not a lot, but together, it is a proper Zerg army, Ding Ning is playing drums directly, who is the opponent? How can it be so evil, even bugs can control?
He really wanted to turn around and run, not afraid, these worms can not help him, mainly what is really disgusting.
But before he turned around, he found that the way behind him was blocked by those disgusting things.
What's special, even surrounded by these things, Ding Ning took a deep breath, regardless of the already scared Xiaonuo, pulled out a large folding knife, ready to desperate.
But he soon discovered that with the whistle of whistling, the mice, snakes, worms and the like were only surrounded by them, but they did not attack as he thought. Instead, Some are anxious and writhing, seemingly resisting anything.
Ding Ning's heart moved, it seems that the mysterious person can control these things, and can not be like the control of black cats, can only affect them to some extent through the sound.
This gave him a schadenfreude in his heart. It is best to kill these things.
But his hopes soon fell through. The mysterious people couldn't let them attack themselves, but they never dispersed, or surrounded him.
At this time, Ding Ning did not dare to move. In case of stepping on which uncle, it aroused the public anger. He had a biological simulation of the skin but he was not afraid. At most, he was disgusted, but Xiao Nuo could not hold the teeth of these things.
I thought about the scorpion, the scorpion, the tiger, and the snake drowning in the sky. The picture was too beautiful and too gentle, and he couldn’t help but shudder.
"How... what to do? Are we dying here?"
Xiao Nuo squatted, and even the atmosphere did not dare to breathe, and the voice trembled and asked.
As a girl, when she faced these horrible creatures, she insisted that she would not pee again. Ding Ning admired her courage.
Raised her hand and patted her tight, elastic thigh. "Everything has me, don't be afraid!"
"I...I..." Xiaonuo seemed to want to say something, but he repeatedly said it twice.
"What's wrong with you? There is something to say, there is a fart, hey, no, the fart can't be put, don't break my neck."
Ding Ning said a joke very vulgarly to ease her nervous emotions.
"I... I think... I want to urinate!"
Xiao Nuo was furious and blushing, and his blush became a big red cloth, and his voice was like a mosquito.
Ding Ning suddenly smiled, grandma, what joke are you making? Is it time to pee at this time?
Now the spirit of the enemy in all directions is in high tension. Once you pee, the sound of the water will not say that it will not attract the attack of these disgusting creatures.
But he can understand Xiao Nuo's mood at the moment. When tension and fear reach a certain level, he will have a feeling of urgency, and severe bladder muscle spasm will be out of control, also known as incontinence.
This makes him embarrassed, but if it is not solved, can't she really let her indulge her neck?
The actor and the beautiful women are all a fragrant journey. How do you get back to the actor, how come you are disgusting?
Ding Ning secretly spit on the author's brain hole, helplessly kneel down and whispered: "The tube can not handle the fart, it seems that it can only be solved on the spot, right in this urine?"
"Here? How is this going?"
Xiao Nuo's blushing can bleed, killing her is also embarrassed to be in the face of a man's face, think about that picture, she can not wait to die.
"Sister, I see that you have to be brave enough to practice. You are also the captain of the special police. We are not in a barbaric manner. Isn’t it a pissing? If you feel that you are suffering, I will accompany you."
In order to dispel her heart's scruples, Ding Ning set an example to directly release the zipper of the pants and began to release water.
"what!"
Xiao Nuo hurriedly turned his head and sneaked a sigh of relief. Ding Ning was so shameless, but he felt that he was not so shy.
A famous psychologist once said that if you want a person's behavior will not cause trouble for himself, the best way is to accompany him to make the same mistake.
Although it is not a mistake to pee, this method works equally well in this case.
Although Xiao Nuo didn't know this truth, Ding Ning's behavior obviously made her let go a lot. The red face turned back to Ding Ning and untied her pants.
Listening to the sound of the water, Ding Ning felt a bit itch, although he wanted to turn around and peek into the big of the white flower, but he thought that his heart was still very pure. He decided to resist this evil thought with great perseverance.
After all, although he is not turbulent, although the two words are only one word apart, the meaning is different.
Merry is a character, a style, a style, and a sublimation in the realm.
The inferiority is to think about the problem with the lower body, and only rely on the character of the desire to instinct the beast and beast, which is commonly known as the stinking rogue.
Xiao Nuo's heart is like a drum, and the blush can drip out water. She didn't think of it anyway. One day, she would pee in front of a man's face. This shame made her forget the fear and forget the fear.
When she finished, she raised her trousers and looked down at Ding Ning, or Ding Ning's understanding and kneeling down and put her on her shoulder and picked it up.
This made Xiao Nuo inexplicably give Ding Ning a sense of intimacy and familiarity, or a sense of security and dependence.
The relationship between a pair of men and women is from strangers to acquaintances, from acquaintance to mutual understanding, and then from knowing each other to loving each other.
For Xiaonuo, her psychology is very subtle at the moment. Although her acquaintance with Ding Ning is short-lived, even for one day, she feels that she has known him for countless years.