Chapter 50: bus
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Meeting A Demonic Cultivator, Even God Cries
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- 2021-02-27 05:52:29
Taking the dog son to bend outside, after walking around, Gu Xizhou took the dog rope to prevent the dog from running around. He pulled out his cell phone and dialed Si Yu's phone.
Si Yu's voice was slightly hoarse, "how?"
"Are you free tomorrow morning? Accompany Fang to enter the world." Gu Xizhou said as he opened the door.
Si Yu, who was on the other side of the phone, was silent for a moment, and said in a somewhat tired, dumb voice, "Yes ... come here directly."
"Are you sick?" Gu Xizhou asked Si Yu's voice and frowned slightly.
"A little fever," Si Yu said, and another call came from his cell phone, and he hung up. "I'm not very comfortable. You guys will come straight tomorrow ... Yes, you put your handcuffs on."
Gu Xizhou froze for a moment. The last time he went to Si Yu, he brought handcuffs, but that was unintentional. When he heard Si Yu's special order, Gu Xizhou wondered: "What do you do with handcuffs?"
The person at the other end of the phone was silent for a moment and said, "Lest you be curious in the middle of the night and kill me."
Gu Xizhou understood that Si Yu was very worried about Gu Xizhou being seduced by Fu Yiran's big lady. If Si Yu hadn't woke up to catch him, he might have torn the newspaper.
"Okay, after all, you are a big brother, you are experienced, you have the final say, I listen to you ..."
Gu Xizhou said this, but some casually glanced at the dog son struggling on the rope, the dog son jumped forward with the energy of feeding, but it dragged a mountain behind him, just like Sun Wukong could not escape Out of the Five Fingers Mountain.
Si Yu heard the words, and didn't care about Gu Xizhou's tone at all. "It's good to know, follow me well, or I'll die if I die."
Gu Xizhou: ...
If it hadn't been for the violent female ghost he had last time, I don't know where the goods are cold!
"I'm asleep, dizzy." Si Yu hung up the phone, touching the forehead with a fever, and lay back on the bed. Even in his sleep, his eyebrows twisted into a Sichuan word.
...
"Ding Ding Ding—"
The alarm clock rang for a while, Gu Xizhou struggled to get up from the bed, after washing, drove directly to the top and went straight to Si Yu's house.
The car drove into the villa area, and Gu Xizhou pointed to Si Yu, wearing a white dress and a girl pulling at the door in front of him, "Well ... the rich people are big-hearted pigtails, seeing that girl cry a lot Poor, this little white face ... "
"Si Ge looked at ... not like someone in a relationship." Fang Zhi weakly said.
"Ha ha ha, yes, it is his cold face, it is estimated that few women can bear him," said Gu Xizhou, stopping the car and touching the phone in his pocket.
When he got out of the car, he saw that the girl was holding Si Yu's collar. Si Yu's shoulder leaked out more than half of her skin, and her eyes flashed white.
Little white face, really white.
"I'm wrong, president, let me stay, I won't disturb you!" The girl burst into tears. "Please, let me stay! As long as I can see you occasionally, I'm very happy ! "
Gu Xizhou was a little hesitant to hear this dog blood conversation. He looked at Si Yu and asked tentatively, "Did we not have enough time?"
The girl is about one meter six or five and looks very beautiful.
Seeing that Gu Xizhou and Fang Zhi had arrived, Si Yu showed a trace of impatience and said to the girl: "You have been fired. From now on you are not my assistant. You can go to the company to pay compensation. I will not talk to any employees. in love."
The beautiful girl with the big waves heard the words, and she burst into tears. She continued to ask Si Yu and refused to leave. At this time, Si Yu walked over, holding Gu Xizhou's hand, and said to the girl: "Since this is the case, Let me be honest. "
"I slept with him," Si Yu said, one word at a time, and added, "a bed."
Upon hearing this sentence, the girl looked at Gu Xizhou and Si Yu suddenly, as if she saw something incredible. She gritted her teeth and shook her head: "You must have lied to me!"
Gu Xizhou broke away from Si Yu's right hand, holding Si Yu and turning his head to laugh at the girl and said to the girl, "I really slept in a bed with him."
"I came to sleep with him today. It is likely that he will sleep for a few days and nights." Gu Xizhou said to the girl with a smile.
The girl's face was brushed white, and when she saw Fang Zhi aside, a light flashed in her eyes, "What about him ?! The two of you are just looking for the Secretary, and don't lie to me!"
Gu Xizhou glanced back at Fang Zhi, blinked at the girl, and said aggrievedly: "Have you never seen three people in a room?"
"One, one room, what?" The girl asked with a trembling voice, crying.
Si Yu: "That's what you think."
The girl heard the words, cried and turned and ran away. As soon as she left, Fang Zhi flushed, and her whole face was almost the same as the cooked shrimp. She asked the other two in a trembling voice: "She ... what did she think?"
Si Yu looked at the girl who had run away, "I don't know."
Gu Xizhou shook his head and made a confused expression: "I don't know, we were sleeping in a room when we were in the mission world."
Fang Zhi: "..." You two ... as if donkey me!
With that said, Gu Xizhou leaned his head towards Si Yu, and whispered, "Xiao Si, you have a perfect sentence! Every sentence is true, and it causes infinite reverie."
Secretary · Shameless · Yu: "Thank you for the compliment."
After working for a long time, just now the girl was Si Yu's personal assistant. Today, the girl took the documents that the company needed him to sign for Si Yu to sign.
So there was this scene that Gu Xizhou had just seen. Gu Xizhou was planning to enter the password to open Siyu's villa, and saw that Si Yu extended his index finger and pressed it on the electronic lock, and the door opened with a click.
Gu Xizhou: "..."
After entering the villa, no matter how many times he came, he still felt that the villa was too luxurious. Fang Zhi followed the two of them and sat aside after entering, looking somewhat restrained.
Because there was still more than half an hour, the three naturally chatted. Fang Zhi sighed about the case of Fenghuang Mountain.
After Si Yu listened, the response was dull, but he nodded casually without comment.
"Xiao Si, I'm thirsty, I want to drink coffee!" Gu Xizhou added, "expensive kind!"
Si Yu: "..."
Gu Xizhou didn't speak when he saw him, "I can't afford it!"
Si Yu: "I have a lot of coffee at home, and you can't afford it."
Gu Xizhou: Xing Xing Xing, local tyrants are amazing! I am a lemon extract ...
Si Yu saw Gu Xizhou blocked by him and he was happy.
About ten minutes later, Gu Xizhou drank coffee contentedly and waited for a while to enter the world. After the familiar dizziness, Gu Xizhou opened his eyes again and found himself on a bus. In the middle of the car, a man stood on his left and right.
Gu Xizhou loosened the hand he was holding with the two, and Gu Xizhou frowned slightly, because he had the internship recommendation in his hand, and the words "Little Apple Kindergarten" were written on the materials.
"Kindergarten teacher?" Gu Xizhou grinned, a little speechless, and the other two were aggressive when they saw everything in their hands.
The three looked at the people at the same time. There were not many people in the car, but there were people in each seat. In addition to the three of them, there were seven or eight people standing.
Gu Xizhou noticed that a man kept leaning on a woman very strangely. As soon as he raised an eyebrow, he saw that Fang Zhi was about to rush up—
"Wait." Gu Xizhou stopped Fang Zhi and stepped forward without stopping the man's behavior immediately. He touched the man's with his backhand.
The man looked back in shock and saw Gu Xizhou, with a look on his face, angrily: "What are you doing? Death pervert!"
Gu Xizhou rolled his eyes and ignored him. The man glanced at Xizhou unhappyly, and took a step closer to the pretty young woman. Gu Xizhou followed and continued to touch.
Finally, the man could not bear to grit his teeth and looked at Gu Xizhou, before he got out of the car and cursed: "Death metamorphosis!"
"Hum, I don't know who is abnormal!" Gu Xizhou rolled his eyes and shook his hand disgustingly, and the woman whispered her thanks to Gu Xizhou.
Gu Xizhou waved his hand and walked back, Fang Zhi looked at Gu Xizhou with a look of expression and stopped.
And Si Yu glanced at him: "Do you care? It's not clear whether the people in the car are ghosts."
Gu Xizhou: "..." It's a ghost, and I also slap it!
Gu Xizhou broke the topic and pointed to the little apple kindergarten behind Si Yu and Fang Zhi: "We are here!"
When getting out of the car, Si Yu nearly fell off the bus. Fortunately, Gu Xizhou's eye disease hand quickly helped him, "You have a very serious fever!"
Si Yu stared at Gu Xizhou with a disgusted look, blocking Gu Xizhou's hand reaching out to touch his brain: "You didn't wash your hands!"
Gu Xizhou: "..."
"..." Gu Xizhou let go of Si Yu's hand, and said to Fang on the side, "Xiao Fang, help our thick thighs, don't let him fall."
Fang Zhi forced his face: "Okay!"
Gu Xizhou noticed that the women who had just been sexually harassed by men and got off the bus at the same time. The women might have come to pick up the children, stood at the door and looked around, and at the moment of school, a big wave of little farts who could not reach their knees came out of the school under the guidance of the teacher .
A middle-aged female teacher at the door saw the three Gu Xizhou and beckoned to them: "Wait for the three of you, the others are here, come with me." 2k novel reading network