Chapter 153: Greedy Gu Gu
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Meng Po’s Husband Chasing Diary
- 暴雨梨花粥
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- 2021-03-02 06:23:37
As the ghost feast of the half-town house neared in July, more and more ghosts and ghosts came from all directions. They are either gods guarding one side, or elaborate monsters, among which there are many freaks with eccentric temperament.
For example, this Miao grandfather who is leaning on the door of Meng Eqi to touch porcelain.
"If you don't give me a bite to eat today! Then I won't leave here!" The old man was not tall and squatted at the door in purple tinkling clothes.
In the door, Meng Eqi saw the bloated old man with gray hair outside: "Why is he doing this! Carefully find fault, I have just moved everything cleanly here!"
The father-in-law of the land stretched his head and glanced: "Mr. Yin's grandfather, outsiders call him Gu God. It can make the dead alive, and the dead can be cured! It's just a rogue, no other hobby, just love eating."
Cheng Huanggong nodded deeply: "Listening to his previous fight with the enemy, he was subdued with glutinous rice cake as bait. The glutinous rice cake was stuck in his throat, and Mr. Yin passed out and passed out before he was caught."
I really like to eat it after hearing it...
However, she has no leftovers! What's the use of finding her! Meng Haoqi waved anxiously and said, "Destroy him, I haven't eaten anything here, ask him if he wants to nibble the bark!"
As soon as her voice fell, old man Yin came to her window sometime, and her two white eyebrows raised her eyebrows: "You girl scatters, you have to squeeze someone if you can't move? I think your house is big. Why don’t you eat a little bit? People in your room don’t have to eat!"
Meng Yuqi didn't get angry and said: "Did you see someone leaving the cart just now, they were all moved away?"
The Japanese God of Pride raised his head proudly and echoed: "Isn't it seen!? All of our sister Meng's sweethearts have taken it away!"
Meng Haoqi pressed his head to the table with his palm: "Let you talk!"
"Oh boo," old man Yin laughed twice and said clearly: "Sweetheart?"
Inexplicably, he touched his beard confidently, walked from the window to the door, and swaggered into Meng Eqi's house. Then he sat at the table and poured a cup of tea.
This old man really didn't consider himself an outsider! Meng Eqi hung his fist over the head of the Japanese God, and said fiercely: "After drinking tea, go out quickly, otherwise he will end with him!"
The wandering Japanese screamed very well.
Old Man Yin squinted, his eyes through a touch of light, he put down the teacup and tilted Erlang's legs: "I see the situation just now, is the girl annoying for her sweetheart?"
Meng Wanqi saw him with a smirk on his face, only to feel that his mind was seen through, and he was about to rush out.
Old man Yin slammed the door frame and shouted: "I have a way to let him die to you! Don't you push me, girl!"
Meng Wanqi broke the fingers of his door frame one by one and directed General Xuehe and the good and evil boys to pull the legs of Old Yin outside the door.
Old man Yin did not give up, and still shouted: "Don't forget who I am! As long as I take action, he will not respond to your love today, he will have to be eager to you tomorrow, you don't believe me to try to spread!"
"Who is rare, he is eager to me! People who don't even feel sad about my hunger strike! What's the use of taking more magic pills!"
"Your girl is so true! Believe me again and again, I tell you, as long as I'm a bit of a guilty, to ensure that the two of you will naturally fall in love with each other, where you need so many tricks!"
As soon as old man Yin finished, "tear" came from his pants.
Meng Yuqi stopped, General Blood River and the good and evil boys looked at each other, and pointed at each other suddenly: "He did it!"
Meng Eqi was not angry, but instead pondered for a while, and finally asked: "Is it really a match? Isn't it because of your Gu that he likes me? What I want is pure and natural from the heart."
"Relax," old man Yin promised: "Absolutely proceed from the heart, Tongsuo no bullying!"
Meng Hao looked at him dubiously, thinking he hadn't tried anything anyway? Even the body swaps have been changed twice. Is there anything more unlucky she hasn't encountered? And although this Gu God looks very unreliable, but listening to him is really a bit capable, and just give it a try. Even if it is unsuccessful, there is nothing bad about it. Anyway, I will soon be reborn and start the second life, whatever he does!
So Meng Xuqi quickly invited Old Man Yin into the house. Old Man looked at General Blood River and the good and evil boys proudly: "I'm not sure to put the old man's pants on the old man!"
The two men quickly took his pants and followed him step by step.
"Things are coming out soon, I don't have much time!" Meng Haoqi was impatient.
Old man Yin decided that Meng Eqi will definitely try it, so he started selling Guanzi, and he shook his head with his eyes closed: "I am so hungry, I have a bad memory. I can't remember where the Gu was put, and I looked back If you were wrong, it would be hard to spread."
Meng Haocui gritted his teeth and glanced at him, but thought of Sheng Jiayan, he finally swallowed.
"That line, you turn your back!"
Old Man Yin turned the letter suspiciously, and Meng Eqi quickly pulled General Xuehe to his side, whispering: "Take out the pancakes you hid!"
General Xuehe covered his heart in shock: "No, that's my last point to save food!"
"Hurry up!" Meng Haqi creaked his fist: "Otherwise I will give you a patty for him!"
General Blood River couldn't, but took off his shoes in distress, and pulled a stack of square pancakes under the insole. Everyone hurriedly covered his nose as soon as he took off his shoes. Old Man sat on the front and smelled it, frowning, "What's the smell? Girl, your chamber pot fell down?"
"No, no," Meng Haoqi handed him the pancake with a handkerchief and handed him: "This is the last grain I have hidden. Don't look at it a bit, and it tastes strange. In fact, this kind of thing is in the prefecture, most people eat it Not enough. Because one bite will ensure that you will not be hungry for a month. Although it is not a mana increase, it is still a treasure."
"There are such wonders in the mansion?!" Old man Yin was shocked. The baby took the pancakes and sniffed carefully: "The taste is really charming. I feel sore eyes before I eat it. I want it Tears!"
After all, he saw General Xuehe biting his sleeves and burst into tears. He couldn't help but ask, "What's the matter with him?"
Meng Yuqi blocked the sight of Old Yin and laughed twice: "He has never eaten and cried jealously."
Old Man Yin smiled proudly, biting on the pancake, and intentionally made a noise to General Xuehe. General Blood River wanted to rush up to a life and death, and was held down by everyone. Meng Eqiu put his handkerchief into General Blood River's mouth, only to hear that he kept whining and struggling.
In the end, Old Man finally finished eating pancakes. He touched the swollen belly and praised: "Yes, it is indeed a good thing. After eating, I will not be hungry immediately, and even a little disgusting. Am I eating too much?"
Meng Yuqi looked at his gradually turning bruised face and coughed twice: "Maybe, I forgot to tell you to eat slowly! Okay, can you give me your Gu now?"
Old Man Yin glanced at her and sighed: "It was originally intended to leave after eating, but to see that you are obsessed with Lord Yan. Just give it to you."
However, he took off his own hat to reveal his bald head. Old Man Yin pulled out a boxy box from his hat and handed it to Meng Eqi: "I only have this one, the Ming Shu is pressed under the box, and you will understand after reading it."
Well, he got up and patted his clothes and put on his hat again: "I was a little dizzy after eating your cake. Now I can go and eat."
Who knew he had just stood up, he fainted as soon as his eyes were black.
The Japanese travel came up with a record of the book: "Gu Gu is currently the person who collapsed at the latest after eating pancakes in the shoes of General Blood River, setting a new record for the local government."
Meng Eqi sat at the bed and opened the box. There was a worm curled up in the box. Her thumb was big and crystal clear. She plucked away the worm with a heart, and pulled out a piece of Ming Ming from under her butt.
Meng Wanqi pondered the Mingshu for a long time, and his face became heavier and heavier, and finally he called the God of the Day and the Night of the Night: "A day and night, although I once asked you both to do things that messed me up. But this Times... I have a more difficult task to hand over to you. This task is related to my happiness and the life and death of the two of you, so if this is not done well, you should not come back alive."
The two held their breaths at the same time: "Sister please."
"Help me get a piece of majesty's hair."
"..." Sheng Jiayan's hair is undoubtedly the plucking of the tiger's buttocks, and the ground is too old! Day and night wandering glances at each other, one after another saw four words from each other's eyes-life will soon be carried away.
Meng Wanqi flicked his nails, not thinking: "Of course, if you don't go, I have to go to steal the moon and old things at night, and I can only tell your majesty about going to take the banned drugs."
"Sister! Let's go! Must not insult the mission!"
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From the morning of the next day, only two or three ghosts wandered the streets.
At this time, there were two sneaky figures squatting outside Liao Yangdian, wandering around the door and looking around.
Yes, day and night wandering is waiting for Sheng Jiayan to go up.
Nissou took a bite of the freshly baked pancake fruit and frowned, this morning he specifically asked the boss to add an extra egg, but at the moment it tasted but there was no taste, hey, people grew up with more troubles, the same simple as in the past The happiness is gone forever!
"A day," the night-moving grimaced: "What should we do after a while?"
The of the sun patted the shoulders of the brothers: "Don't be afraid, I will act in my eyes for a while. After my sister explained the task yesterday, I sighed at night and worked hard. I didn't sleep at night, and finally I thought of a wonderful way. ."