Chapter 876: Ren Suo expelled from the house

Jingle Bell--
The crisp doorbell rang through the entire house. Lin Xianyu, who was sleeping in a pile of dolls in the bedroom, moved his ears, turned and pulled the quilt to cover his head, pretending that the doorbell could not be heard.
Ten years later, not only did Lin Xianyu leave no traces on her body, she even started to regress—Since she lived in a large room alone, Lin Xianyu's sleeping posture began to develop towards young children. God knows how she slept Put the bipod on the wall.
The doorbell rang three times and then sighed, but after a few seconds, the bedroom door quietly opened. The fine shaft did not make a sound, as if the breeze blew the door open.
No footsteps.
No breathing sound.
But Lin Xianyu knew that someone was walking in the dark.
The girl's boudoir had been invaded, and the uninvited guest carried countless vicious materials, and the pervasive evil breath on it made Lin Xianyu's body tremble.
Her nose moved, her throat grunted with a longing voice, and whispered: "Broken internal organs, solidified blood, tangled tentacles, godless eyes, twisted plants, dried limbs, broken brain, peeled esophagus . The cruelty of red and white, the sweetness of yellow and brown ... "
"Get up to eat hot pot. I went to Haidilao to buy takeaway. I have money belly, blood tofu, squid beard, lamb's eyeball, kelp knot, cured pork, hot brain, duck intestine. This time it is tomato thick soup shabu-shabu. Taken the plum soup with lemon juice. "
Ren Suo turned on the bedroom light and lowered the takeaway box angrily. "You are too outrageous. I used to get up at 12 o'clock at most. You didn't get up at 7 pm?"
Lin Xianyu lifted the doll on his body, rubbed his eyes, and said sleepily: "What you said ... you haven't had to get up at noon because you have to go to Teacher Dong for lunch at noon. Huh, it's a wife Be strict. "
"Just you talk a lot." Ren Suo bombed Lin Xiangyu back to the doll pile and asked, "Eat here or in the living room?"
Lin Xianyu touched his forehead and said lazily, "Living room."
Ren Suo went to the kitchen to get a pot, put the hot pot bottom material to heat the water, and it was ready in a short while. But he found that Lin Xianyu hadn't got up yet, but he pulled her up helplessly: "Xiaotian doesn't sleep back to sleep now! You can't even match a child!"
Lin Xianyu said lazily: "What do you say ... Which child is better than the sky ... That kid is simply a powerful enhanced version of Teacher Dong ... I wonder if he was jealous when he was born. , Heart-pleasing players who have chosen Heaven-level difficulty enjoy the profession 'Children of Others', with full background, talent, character, and perfect ... "
"But you are not a child!"
"I am a child without marriage."
Lin Xianyu was pushed by Ren Suo to the bathroom while brushing his teeth and washing his face.
I picked up a tall ponytail and thought of eating hot pot next time, Lin Xianyu was too lazy to put on makeup and sat at the dining table happily. "Hey, I can stand the shabu-shabu, but why is there no hot-pot? What kind of shabu-shabu do you order? "
Without waiting for Ren Suo to answer, Lin Xianyu seemed to understand something, covering his mouth and looking at Ren Suo: "Wow! Brother Ren, aren't you? With such a long-term vision, I won't let me spicy ... but I won't! Even if the monitor is willing, I will not! "
Ren Suo sighed. He did not sigh for Lin Xianyu, but sighed for himself.
He was a good-hearted and innocent boy. After years of training, he has grown up to understand the yellow section of Lin Xianyu instantly.
Even a yellower one.
"You can eat spicy food, I can't eat it! You don't know how sensitive my sense of smell is, I and Li Dan pass the hot pot restaurant and sneeze ..." Ren Suo said in a fit of breath, picking up a piece of fur belly.
"It's enough to brush the belly for 10 ~ 15 seconds!" Lin Xianyu reminded as he ducked his duck intestine: "Put it in my Thai sweet and spicy sauce dish."
"..." Rensuo: "This is what I ironed for myself. I want to eat myself."
Lin Xianyu was shocked: "What? You still plan to eat? I think you bought so little and thought it was a special breakfast for me."
"Who would eat hot pot for breakfast ... doesn't your house have noodles, just wait for the next one."
The two were chatting while eating hot pot. At this time, Lin Xianyu finally remembered something and said, "How did you come tonight? Tomorrow is our game day. Today should be your dogfight party?"
"What melee party is parent-child day!" Ren Suo corrected her.
Lin Xianyu grinned: "Just your family will have this kind of festival ... but whoever calls your family are uneasy masters, either to gain power, or to get money, or to do business, or to repair magical powers ... … Even Luna fell in love with creating a dream world. Every day was soaked in the dark side of the moon. I just saw in my dream that she was going to build a starry sky stage that can accommodate seven billion people.

As Lin Xianyu said, Ren Suo's family life is a bit subtle now.
Ten years later, Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi, Ren Xingmei, Gu Yueyan, and even Luna already have their own careers. They have to cultivate and chase their dreams. The time is not enough, and everyone has to agree that they will be free every week. Have a family party one day, a day of crazy fun, and spend time with your children.
Of course, although only one day per week is a parent-child day, Rensuo's sleeping dormitory is scheduled in the evening, and even occasionally has to work overtime to give warmth.
On the contrary, Ren Suo has been regressing, and even the work of treating the monks at Tianlian College has resigned, and he has hung up the taxpayer's tax for the idle duty of the Second Secretary of the Countermeasure Division of the Lotus Province. according to.
The job on weekdays is to take care of the children.
Take care of many children.
Ren Suo swaggered: "Otherwise? Don't you learn this and get up to play at seven o'clock every night?"
Lin Xianyu hesitated: "You still have the right to say me? What is your great career, Brother Ren?"
"Cultivate the flowers of the future of the motherland!" Ren Suo said arrogantly.
Lin Xianyu: "Happy? Happy?"
Ren Suo snorted: "Of course happiness, you don't understand envy fish."
Lin Xianyu said with a finger, "Uh, you are not only taking care of the flowers of the motherland in the future, you have also learned the cooking skills of a cook from scratch, and you can cook beautiful dishes at any time; when they need you In the meantime, you have to teleport to provide a one-stop intimate service, the squad leader especially likes to let you brush her teeth when getting up; you need to help you solve the big and small affairs at home, or you can use the split to solve ... "
"Take care of your children, handle household chores, and when your wife is interested, you must be satisfied and provide assistance to your wife in pursuing your dreams ... Brother Ren, your happiness, I really do n’t understand."
Ren Suo was black-faced by her expression.
Lin Xianyu said so, Ren Suo felt that he was miserable.
Lin Xianyu smiled hesitantly: "And said so much, you haven't told me why you asked me to eat hot pot tonight. Shouldn't you be family dinner tonight?"
Ren Suo stunned for a while, and was not in the mood to hold Lin Xianyu to pinch his hairy belly.
He sighed quietly: "I was kicked out."
Lin Xianyu sneered while eating his belly: "Ah, I forgot to add this one: there is no status at home ..."
"This isn't called statusless. How can you call statusless between husband and wife!" Ren Suo didn't eat the spicy pot, but his face was already flushed.
Lin Xianyu immediately exposed him: "Oh, I heard the monitor said that Sister Qiao punished you to kneel the keyboard the other day."
"Actually, the capacitive keyboard is quite comfortable to kneel." Ren Suo first said a little knowledge that was useless, and then said indignantly: "No time to harm me!"
Lin Xianyu curiously said, "What's wrong with you when you have little time?"
Ren Suo scratched his head: "Well, you know, sometimes we sleep together with three people, and one day after they fell asleep, Carlin asked me to chat.
You know, because of the jet lag problem, Carlin always talked to me at night.
I didn't know how to wake up, and secretly woke her mother to report me ... "
Lin Xianyu: "Then sister Qiao discovered that you were talking."
Ren Suo was anxious: "I didn't! But after Carlin came to Tianlian College for a few years to exchange and study, I do n’t know if it was because of the Mu Gongzi taking care of her. She became more naughty, and deliberately said ambiguous, Mr. Mu is misunderstanding! "
Lin Xianyu: "How can this be misunderstood. Ambiguous, that is, love is not coming yet."
Ren Suo continued: "But Mu Gong was just mad at him, and Carlin also asked her to explain it later. You also know that she has good face, so I soften it symbolically. This is just the way between husband and wife. It's a high emotional performance! "
Lin Xianyu said while eating fish cakes, "It's a good thing you want to think that way, at least a little less painful."
"However, hasn't Xiaoxu been close to you all the time? She's so smart, she must have done it on purpose. You offended her?"
Ren Suo's eyes drifted away: "It's time for enlightenment education. She learns very fast, but she's not very good. I used Xiaotian as an example to say a few words and hit her a few farts ... "
Lin Xianyu chuckled: "Deserve it, Xiao Wuju is disgusted at being compared, unless you say she is better than others."
Ren Suo was a little distressed: "But you have to teach it well. You can't fight well, you can't scold, how do you teach?"
Lin Xianyu thought for a while and said, "It's better to have a lottery system."
"lottery?"
"You let Xiaotian and Wuxia write down their wishes, and divide them into N-level, R-level, SR-level, and SSR-level according to the difficulty, and then enter the wishes into the computer and set the shipment probability according to the level.
Whenever Xiaotian and Fukai achieve nothing, you reward them with a little points. If you have enough points, you can draw a lottery. You can draw a single lot for ten consecutive draws. Ten consecutive draws guarantee a R-level ... You have also played a lot of mobile games, and you definitely understand.
Xiaotian is so obedient, he can definitely get a lot of points soon. When he is too young, he will be jealous, and naturally he will learn well. "
Lin Xianyu's remarks made Ren Suo suddenly open, Ren Suo praised: "I did not expect Xianyu to learn by yourself, but the study plan is a set!"
Lin Xianyu glanced at him angrily, and the brilliance of wisdom flashed in her eyes: "You can also let Irina help. For example, you can let Xiaotian draw an SSR-level wish, and this time will surely be hooked. "
"Wow, you woman is really insidious."
"You are each other, you are a mean and shameless man."
The two of them blew each other for a while, and Lin Xianyu suddenly came to his senses: "No, I was asking why you would be kicked out. Why is the topic so far away?"
Ren Suo blinked and shrugged, "Well, it's not something to be happy about, it's not interesting to say it ... I'm full, you take your time, I'll check your game record."
Lin Xianyu raised his eyebrows slightly, hurriedly finished eating the hot pot, and grabbed Ren Suo who turned on the small world game console: "Come on! Why were you kicked out?"
Ren Suo: "Wow, you are about to clear the ten-star game" Total War: Flood "?"
Lin Xianyu held Rensuo's arm and analyzed it carefully. "First of all, because today is a family dinner, you can only be kicked out if you offend all your wives. Even if you offend four, there is one to protect you. "
"But Luna can't be angry with you, so you've made other people angry, so that they have to unite against you. Quickly, what did you do to make everyone angry all at once?"
Lin Xianyu is really curious. You should know that Ren Suo has been married for ten years and their children have. Ren Suo can even make them angry?
Unable to be shaken by Lin Xianyu, Ren Suo hesitated for a while before saying, "Just, those things."
"what's up?"
"Sleeping."
Lin Xianyu blinked: "What do you mean? Are you finally squeezed out? Are you going to resist?"
Before Ren Suo answered, Lin Xianyu shook his head himself.
When Lin Xianyu was chatting with Gu Yueyan a few days ago, Gu Yueyan was still looking for her to complain, saying that Ren Suo was simply not a human, and Gu Yueyan obviously just asked Ren Suo to be a big doll and hug her, after all, she Being a teacher during the day is very tired.
Unexpectedly, Ren Suo's eyes flashed green as soon as he closed the door. He stayed up all night, and his husband and wife lived in harmony and sweetness, so that Gu Yueyan felt that once a week was almost the same, and even lamented that he was not alone.
Lin Xianyu doubted whether Gu Yueyan was Stockholm by Ren Suo.
Ren Suo paused for a while, and said softly, "I just think it, it's been so many years old wife and wife, and everyone is so special tonight, so ..."
Although Ren Suo was vague, who is Lin Xianyu? As the strongest Huang Duan player in Tianlian Academy, Lin Xianyu instantly understood what Ren Suo meant: "What kind of parent-child day do you think about melee parties in your mind!"
Lin Xian Harpoon raised his hands: "But that's not right, I remember you all tried it, right? Five pairs of two, you have succeeded in 9 ways!"
Ren Suo: "Yueyan really tells you everything ..."
Lin Xianyu continued: "Even if they would be angry, you would like to have two dragons and two phoenixes, and they would not rush you out ... Do you want three British wars against Lu Bu?"
Ren Suo: "... Can the three British wars Lu Bu still be used this way?"
Lin Xianyu himself rejected this idea again: "But the monitor also asked me to complain three times: [Leader, Little Star, Luna], [Leader, Luna, Teacher Dong], [Leader, Little Star, Teacher Dong 】 ... It ’s a bad job for Sister Qiao. "
"I don't believe you didn't start working with Sister Qiao ~ EbookFREE.me ~ so since everyone has tried, they are not too angry to drive you out."
Lin Xianyu frowned slightly: "Don't you want to ... return to the world?"
Ren Suo couldn't help rubbing his temples, and once again felt sad for being able to instantly understand Lin Xianyu's yellow section.
But he shook his head, his face flushed and said, "My family ... recently bought a super-large bed."
Lin Xianyu choked for a moment.
Bingxue was smart and immediately realized the correct answer.
A strong shock struck her pituitary gland, so that her jaw was about to fall, and she could only stare stupidly at Ren Suo.
Three seconds later, Lin Xianyu finally came back to him, clenched his palms vigorously, and said in a reverent tone: "It is indeed you! It is indeed the big brother Ren I know! I am willing to call you the true strong ! "
"No wonder you will be kicked out. You actually want to pass five levels in one night !?"