Chapter 928: Jun no joking

Jun no joking
"The world's affairs, it's not your little Kunlun that has the final say." A phantom burst out from the top of Sun Xiaochan's head. It turned out to be a thousand-meter-high, three-headed and six-armed Arhat with six hands holding a spear, a knife, a sword, a halberd, a hammer, and a whip. Shining golden light, murderous intent.
Zhang Jun: "Senior Lao Lao." Then he threw the devil pestle over. These eight magic weapons are quasi-Da Luo-class magical weapons, even if they can't exert their full power, their lethality is still amazing.
Sun Xiaochan took the Devil-Dropping Pestle and shook his arm, and the three demon heads sealed inside rose up into the sky, forming a magical formation instantly, enclosing Jiang Fengxian's world and law.
Jiang Fengxian glanced at the three demon heads with disdain, and said, "What can I do with the demon head in a small area?" After finishing speaking, the Kunlun mirror suspended above his head flashed, shooting a brilliant golden light, and hitting the three directly. Zun Devil. There are hundreds of millions of runes flickering on the golden light. If you look closely, you can find that the propaganda is in the shape of a sword and is unusually sharp.
"Sila!"
Just like a knife cutting jade cotton, the golden light circled the three demon heads and cut them into six segments. The three demon heads all let out a scream, turned into black smoke and returned to the eight demon descending treasures. If they hadn't had the mark of life, they would be killed just now. Even so, the three major monsters were all seriously injured, and there was no way to recover within three to five months.
As soon as the Kunlun mirror defeated the three major demon heads, its power was beyond everyone's expectations. Sun Xiaochan said with a solemn expression: "Kunlun's inheritance is really terrible. This Kunlun mirror should be an imitation, right? Imitations have such power, I don't know the truth. How powerful is the Kunlun mirror?"
Jiang Fengxian proudly said: "Yes, although it is just a copy of the Kunlun mirror, it also has the lethal power of the emperor. Sun Xiaochan, are you still going to fight me?"
Sun Xiaochan laughed "haha", the six weapons in the hands of the heaven and earth master glowed at the same time, and the whole body surrounded the avenue, and there were bursts of Zen singing. As soon as they felt this power, everyone was shocked: "They are all magical instruments of the peak of the sage!"
It turned out that the six hands of Jiang Fengxian Tiandi Faxiang were all monarch-level magical weapons! Once their power is released, it will shake the world, and even Jiang Fengxian will be discolored.
"It is worthy of the name of killing Buddha! Sun Xiaochan, I underestimated you!" He slowly urged Kunlun Mirror, and began to brew a thunderous blow. Although the other party has six emperor magical weapons, he is still fearless.
Seeing a fierce battle is about to start, Zhang Jun couldn't help but worry. The two sages and the emperor-level magical weapons fought. This small world of Wudang Mountain was afraid that it would be broken into ruins. He was about to say something, and suddenly saw a sloppy Taoist. Walking out of the crowd below, he said loudly: "Stop!"
When he saw this sloppy Taoist, Zhang Jun suddenly widened his eyes and shouted, "Crazy Taoist!"
The person is not crazy, who is it? He was followed by a dog that was smooth and shiny, and he saw Zhang Junle rushing towards him, and the man stood up, with two dog paws on his shoulders, and the dog’s tongue went to his face. lick.
"Pop!" Zhang Jun slapped Da Hei aside, and the latter looked at him with a grimace, tears in his eyes.
Everyone also saw the mad Taoist with different expressions. Sun Xiaochan immediately shouted: "Wu, Taoist, but you stole Buddha's jade chicken that day?"
The mad Taoist "hehe" smiled: "Offend and offend, Xiaodao was really hungry that day. Seeing that there was a chicken in your yard, it was reluctant to eat it. The taste is still very good."
Sun Xiaochan's nose was crooked, and he pointed at the crazy Taoist's fingers and shivered: "You bastard! The jade chicken has been raised by the Buddha for nine years. It has been psychic and was killed and eaten by you. You..."
The mad Taoist immediately turned around and kicked Da Hei, and cursed, "Dead dog! They said not to steal chickens, they would steal it, and let the owner see it, what a jerk!"
Da Hei's expression of injustice makes people wonder if he has actually stolen chickens. I am afraid that he has suffered on behalf of the owner at this moment.
Luo Jiashan's smiling mother-in-law is the one with the most ugly expression. She snorted coldly and said, "Crazy Taoist, do you dare to show up in front of me and beg you?"
The mad Taoist shrank his neck and smiled dryly: "That day, the old Tao was nothing more than asking your mother-in-law a few questions.
A few questions to ask? Everyone was suspicious. What kind of question made the granny grinning face black? They soon knew the answer, and the grinning granny said angrily: "Ask a question? You are the first one. The question is whether the old woman was ever married; the second question is whether the old woman has ever given birth to children. Humph! Crazy Taoist, what are you asking for?"
Everyone rolled their eyes, this guy is tired and crooked, right? He actually came to tiáo to laugh at the mother-in-law! That's a Virgin!
Zhang Jun was speechless. He turned around, as if he didn't even know the person in front of him.
But the facts were not over yet, Ji Fuzi jumped out again and accused the lunatic Taoist of pulling out his magical medicine. Su Taidou even yelled at him. It sounded like he was betting with a mad Taoist, but the other party was shameless, so he lost a superb purple clay pot. All in all, the madman seems to have offended everyone at the scene, and when he appears, it is like a mouse crossing the street, and everyone shouts and beats.
Facing the accusations from everyone, the mad Taoist still smiled. He pointed to Zhang Jun and said: "What I owe you has fallen on this kid. You take him to go." Then he made a stern face, "Old Taoist today. Coming here is by the order of Shen Tianjun."
Hearing the name of Shen Tianjun, everyone felt awe-inspiring. Even Sun Xiaochan and Jiang Fengxian temporarily suppressed their fighting spirit and looked over.
Seeing that the mad Taoist attracted everyone’s attention, he took out an ordinary piece of white paper from his pocket and held it up to read to everyone:
Heavenly King’s oracle, the battle is imminent, and all cultivation must regard peace as the most important thing and fight together. Strong enemy!"
Everyone glanced at the ordinary piece of paper, their faces were not good, and a blank piece of paper wanted to order everyone? Although Shen Tianjun is invincible in the world, after all, he has been suppressed, how can he still manage it here?
Jiang Fengxian hummed heavily: "If Shen Tianjun kissed me, my little Kunlun might give me some face, but if I only rely on a piece of paper, it would be hard to be ordered!"
The mad Taoist stared at Jiang Fengxian like an idiot. He could not help but shout, "What are you looking at?"
The mad Taoist smiled "hehe" and shook the blank paper in his hand: "Are you going to disobey Tianjun's order?"
Jiang Fengxian's heart suddenly burst. Could it be that Shen Tianjun has a clone? He didn't dare to say too hard, and said coldly: "A piece of paper is a joke!"
"A child's play? Then you can see clearly." The mad Taoist shook the white paper in his hand and made a "fluttering" sound, "The above is blank. As long as I write a line on it, Tianjun's words will be in the air It sounded. Tianjun has a great power, and a word can change the Qi of Heaven and Earth. What do you want me to write on it?"
Jiang Fengxian was surprised. He thought of the Da Luo-level monk's "No jokes", and one sentence could change the direction of the incident. Shen Tianjun is a half-footed person who stepped into Daluo, so he must have this ability. Thinking of this, his heart felt cold, and he didn't dare to hold on any more.
The mad Taoist laughed and said: "Why don't you write "Jiang Fengxian violently killed in Qinglou in three days"? Or "Little Kunlun was razed to the ground by a hundred people"?"
"Enough!" Jiang Fengxian's face suddenly became dark, no matter whether the note was true or not, he did not dare to take any risks. Tianjun Tianjun, the prince of heaven and earth, order the ten directions, don't dare not follow! Even the heaven and the earth have to listen to his orders, let alone him?
He took a deep breath, stared at Zhang Jun coldly, and said: "Boy, write down this account first, and I will find you to settle it later!" After finishing speaking, he ignored the others and left.
When he left, everyone suddenly felt the pressure relieved. Many of those secular monks sat on the ground, unable to move.
Zhang Jun hurriedly walked up to the crazy Taoist and smiled: "Senior, when did you come?"
The mad Taoist wiped his sweat and said, "I was scared to death, and thought he would not leave."
Zhang Jun was dumbfounded, staring and asking, "Is this slip of paper fake?"
"Naturally it is false, Shen Tianjun was suppressed in a dangerous place, where can I see him?" The mad Taoist rolled his eyes and said, looking like you are an idiot.
Everyone is speechless, even the saint can lie! This old guy can fool you too!
Zhang Jun didn't know what to say, but he was very grateful that the mad Taoist appeared in time, and said, "If it weren't for the predecessors, a fierce battle would be inevitable, thank you."
The mad Taoist pointed at Da Hei and said: "It just happened to be the meeting, you are welcome. The reason why I came here is because I want to retreat and practice the old way, and this dog is not fed, so I will return it to you."
Zhang Jun: "Senior wants to practice in retreat?" As he said, he used Buddha's eyes to see through, but he still couldn't see the depth of the other party's cultivation.
"It's time to retreat." The mad Taoist made a bitter face, "The old Taoist is not well-known, and he is often chased and beaten by people. Of course, he has to improve before he comes out."
Zhang is stunned and is often chased down? How many people and gods have to do something indignation!
Without waiting for him to say anything, the mad Taoist waved his hand: "Go away, when you manifest the sacred, let's meet again." After the words, his figure gradually blurred until he disappeared completely.
"How many seniors may see the depth of the mad Taoist cultivation?" He couldn't catch up, so he turned around and asked Li Daojun and others.
Smiling mother-in-law frowned, and said: "This crazy Taoist was very famous in the world, but I didn't take it seriously. If he didn't enter the Manifestation, he was not powerful. Only when I saw him last year, I realized that I couldn't see through him. He seems to be returning to the true, and it seems to be a manifestation, and it seems that he has no cultivation base at all."
Others also nodded one after another, seemingly in agreement, Sun Xiaochan said with a black face: "If I couldn't see through him at the beginning, I would not let him steal my jade chicken."
Zhang Jun fell into deep thought, what is the source of the crazy Taoist? What is the cultivation base? Why does he always appear at critical moments?