Chapter 71:
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Mr. Melancholy Wants to Live a Peaceful Life
- Cyan Wings
- 3051 characters
- 2021-03-03 06:15:56
While Yu Hua was bargaining with Huanzi in the office, You Zhengping, who had finished the patrol, and Cen Xiao got together to discuss dinner.
"I don't have to..." You Zhengping said to Cen Xiao with a look of embarrassment, "I don't need those forms between Yu Hua and I, just explain it."
Cen Xiao hates iron for failure: "There is a lack of meaning and style between lovers. Yu Hua is a romantic person. He will definitely be happy if you do this. After changing jobs, you often go out on tasks and get together with Yu Hua. Li Duo, I had a hard time on a date last Saturday, but I had a task that night, and I haven’t seen Yu Hua yet. If things go on like this, my home will be gone!"
In fact, there is no gathering less and more separation, you can see it every time you go out on a mission. You Zhengping thought to himself.
"In your married life, you need to create small surprises from time to time so that the relationship can last." Cen Xiao, a single mother and child, suggested, "We will rest after patrolling at noon today. You must take good care of this afternoon! I'll help you!"
After all, Cen Xiao dragged You Zhengping to the fresh supermarket and bought a bunch of vegetables in a mixed manner, and the two of them carried the vegetables back to Mr. Melancholy's home.
That's right, Cen Xiao's so-called little surprise to promote feelings is to let You Zhengping go home early and cook a meal for Yu Hua by himself.
You Zhengping thought about his cooking skills and thought it was not a surprise but a horror.
"I'll help you!" Cen Xiao patted his chest and said, "Although my craftsmanship is not as good as Yuhua, at least it is better than you. And people like us, even if they can't cook well, the knife skills are first-rate."
In this way, a confident Cen Xiao came to You Zhengping's house.
You Zhengping opened the door first. As soon as he entered the door, he saw that the suitcase was placed in the most obvious place in the middle of the living room. The suitcase had not been closed tightly, and a piece of black clothing was exposed outside the suitcase.
You Zhengping: "!!!"
His heartbeat stopped for half a beat, and he blocked Cen Xiao behind him, not allowing his friends to enter the door: "You, you, you wait first, I will find guest slippers for you, don't wear outdoor shoes to enter the door, Yu Hua has a cleanliness addiction. , I will be angry when I see shoe prints."
Cen Xiao was carrying two bags of vegetables, a live crayfish was crawling along the plastic bag onto his hand, and was stinging him desperately with pliers. He sweated profusely and said, "No, I just threw the shoes outside. Just go in with socks. Don’t I know the floor of your house, it’s spotless and won’t stain the socks. Let me go in and put the vegetables in, I can’t control this crayfish a bit, it hurts."
Before you even waited for You Zhengping to get the slippers and threw the shoes outside the door, he squeezed into the house and walked straight to the kitchen.
You Zhengping hurriedly walked two steps, and walked to the right of Cen Xiao, blocking his vision, preventing Cen Xiao from seeing the suitcase next to him.
Cen Xiao didn't pay attention to the suitcase. In his mind, You Zhengping's house is a very safe place. There are two guardians, no outsiders at home, and one suitcase in the living room. What is worth paying attention to.
You Zhengping had been escorting Cen Xiao to the kitchen, and seeing Cen Xiao bending over to put the dishes, he moved gently towards the living room, trying to put away the bright suitcase. Their home is transparent. From the living room to the dining room to the kitchen, they are all open without obstruction at all. You can see the living room balcony at a glance from the kitchen.
Who knows Cen Xiao rolled up his sleeves and said: "You find me a basin, I will wash the crayfish, and I will teach you how to make spicy crayfish. I will come out the tutorial, and you have to come by yourself."
"Bath...Where is the basin?" You Zhengping didn't know where to put his gaze. He stared at Cen Xiao to prevent him from looking at the living room, and one eye at the suitcase, thinking about how to put the suitcase away without a trace. Both eyes looked like cross-eyed eyes abruptly.
"You don't even know where the basin is?" Cen Xiao didn't know whether to envy or worry. "You are really raised to the point where you can't take care of yourself. You can't live without Yuhua. Take your heart and live your life."
In Cen Xiao's heart, You Zhengping and Yu Hua must not break up. If they get divorced, where will his wallet cry?
"Maybe it's on the balcony in the north." You Zhengping pointed to the opposite direction of the living room. "Would you like to find it there?"
Without knowing anything, Cen Xiao turned his head to look for something on the balcony. You Zhengping rushed into the living room and picked up the suitcase, trying to hide it in an inconspicuous place.
Unexpectedly, Yu Huai reminded You Zhengping that You Zhengping had reached the point of being frantic. He didn't lock the box tightly, and the opening was empty. You Zhengping stretched out his hand, and the mask and black robe in the box "cracked" out.
"!!!" You Zhengping's eyes straightened.
"What sound?" asked Cen Xiao, who looked down at the vegetable sink on the balcony.
"No, I'll find slippers for you." You Zhengping hurriedly bent over to pick up the clothes and mask.
At this time, I heard the footsteps of Cen Xiao coming out of the balcony: "Your things are neatly arranged. I found two basins. They look different. Which one is for washing vegetables and which is for washing meat?"
Hearing the sound of Cen Xiao approaching, You Zhengping had no time to think about it. He quickly opened the first space for weapons and energy, and stuffed the black robe and mask into his space, leaving only the empty suitcase.
Cen Xiao walked into the living room with two basins, and saw You Zhengping sitting on the ground with an empty suitcase spread out beside him, looking very embarrassed. Cen Xiao couldn't help but smile and said, "Aren't you? Are you going to go to the suitcase with slippers?"
"I, I thought Yu Hua would put the disposable slippers from the hotel in the suitcase and bring it back." You Zhengping casually found an excuse.
"Puff! Your Yuhua is too good at living, no wonder Lian Yufan complained about him all day long, saying that he is a modern version of Grande." Cen Xiao felt that he understood Lian Yufan's suffering.
"Hehe, I don't know the function of which basin, but it's okay, you can use it casually, after the big deal, clean it up." You Zhengping smiled dryly.
"Hey, I don't know if Yu Hua will be angry if I use it indiscriminately, let me try to tell it." Cen Xiao found that he couldn't count on You Zhengping, so he could only rely on himself.
Seeing Cen Xiao returned to the kitchen, You Zhengping wiped the sweat from his forehead and picked up the empty box on the ground before he realized what he had done.
Worse, he just stuffed the black robe man's robe and mask into the first space. There is air in the second space, which is generally used to hold people; the first space is a completely vacuum environment, which is also divided into two, one is used to store objects, dedicated to placing thermal weapons, and the other only stores energy. The vacuum environment can allow energy Everything is fine.
And he seems to have thrown the black robe and mask into the energy space...
You Zhengping quietly divided a consciousness into the first space to investigate, "seeing" that the black robe and mask fell into the pan like a drop of water, causing the energies that were originally to guard themselves to explode like a pot until they were completely destroyed. The black robe and mask were quiet again.
You Zhengping: "..."
What is he doing... You Zhengping covered his face.
"I've washed the crayfish, can you help me find an apron? Why are you still sitting on the ground?" Cen Xiao walked over again, seeing You Zhengping slumped beside the suitcase like a puddle of ooze, asking strangely Tao.
"I, I just blame myself a little." You Zhengping said in grief.
"Hey, do you know how good Yu Hua is?" Cen Xiao knelt down and patted his friend on the shoulder, "Look at how well he takes care of you. He saves money and even saves on slippers, but he is willing Spend your savings to buy you a car, buy clothes, buy delicious food, and even be so generous to our friends. Such people must cherish it!"
"Well, I want to cherish it." You Zhengping sniffed. He has always cherished Yu Hua, but now he has no face to see the organization and Cen Xiao.
You Zhengping didn't dare to look at Cen Xiao, so he got up firmly, carried the suitcase to the bedroom and put it back on the closet. He took out a pair of guest slippers from the shoe cabinet and handed it to Cen Xiao, and went to the kitchen to study cooking with Cen Xiao. .
"Today is a seafood and river fresh meal. The aquatic products are better to cook. Most of them can be steamed, and you can eat the original crab." Cen Xiao's so-called cooking means that it can be steamed. "It is a little troublesome crayfish, you wait for me to search. Spicy crayfish. Washing, removing the head and the shrimp thread, and then using the ingredients. Where is the seasoning?"
The kitchen is You Zhengping's forbidden area, of course he still doesn't know. Cen Xiao could only find it by himself. Fortunately, Yuhua placed the items in a regular manner. Cen Xiao quickly found the seasoning box. After opening it, he saw that the pepper and octagonal were neatly placed in the box from large to small. It's frightening.
He opened the refrigerator again to look for Congjiangsu, and when he opened the door, he was frightened by the display of ingredients in the refrigerator.
Cen Xiao has been to You Zhengping's house many times, but every time Yu Hua is there, it is not his turn to cook. Cen Xiao has never seen the items displayed in Yu Hua's kitchen before.
All the vegetables have been processed and packaged in a fresh-keeping box or plastic wrap, and placed in a row by heads. All the onions were grilled, cut into the same length, lying in the box peacefully, so neat that Cen Xiao did not dare to take it, for fear of destroying the vegetable line. The garlics were carefully selected by Yuhua, about the same size, lying in the crisper in an extremely beautiful order. The irregular-looking was cut off by Yuhua forcibly. The cut was sealed with plastic wrap and placed in a fresh-keeping box. The three boxes of green onion, and garlic were arranged according to their sizes.
"This..." Cen Xiao looked at the refrigerator, which was more tidy than the supermarket display cabinet, and couldn't help taking two steps back. "Is your family Yuhua's obsessive-compulsive disorder so serious?"
"What's the matter, aren't you looking for Cong Jiang Suan?" You Zhengping, who was going to the shrimp head, walked over and saw Cen Xiao in a daze in front of the refrigerator, no matter how many are in the refrigerator, he picked up a few green onions, Cen Xiao watched. In this way, the onion queue was destroyed by You Zhengping.
You Zhengping took another garlic. He didn't take it from the edge of the garlic team, but took it from the middle. He knocked down a few garlics next to it.
Ginger was also brutally killed, and he messed up several vegetables next to him.
The refrigerator, which was so neat and numb, was messed up by You Zhengping, regaining the breath of life, and it was no longer as scary as before.
Cen Xiao closed the refrigerator door and glanced around.
When he first entered the kitchen, he felt that Yu Hua's housework was really good, and it was difficult to see such a clean kitchen. Looking at it now, the immaculate stove, the neatly arranged cupboards, the neatly arranged knives, and the chopstick cages even the chopsticks are all shocking.
Can anyone really stand this kind of life?
When Cen Xiao thought this way, You Zhengping shook his hand, and countless water droplets splashed on the stove, instantly awakening Cen Xiao from the neat nightmare, and the creepy feeling disappeared.
"The shrimp head is removed, and the shrimp thread is cleaned up. What should I do next?" You Zhengping is holding a knife in his hand. I don't know how he did it. Going to the shrimp head and shrimp thread can break the knife off a small piece. , A gap appeared on the blade. And that knife, if Cen Xiao read it right, it should be a vegetable chopping knife, and it cannot be used to handle meat or seafood.
"Chop the scallion, and garlic into the pan..." Cen Xiao commanded.
He suddenly felt that You Zhengping, who was able to ignore this order and live with Yu Hua naturally, was also a cruel person to some extent.
This is probably a perfect match.
The two hurriedly messed up the kitchen and finally made a decent seafood meal. After all the dishes were on the table, Cen Xiao glanced at the guardian's phone and saw the message that Zhen Li had sent him.
Under normal circumstances, Cen Xiao would not miss the news from the Guardian's cell phone. Even if he was asleep, he could wake up immediately after a slight ringing of the cell phone.
When he was shocked by the refrigerator just now, he didn't hear the mobile phone message prompt.
"Is there any important news?" You Zhengping also looked at his guardian's phone, but there was no information.
"Zhen Li said he wanted to report on important news," Cen Xiao looked at You Zhengping apologetically, "You may have to work overtime again tonight."
"Really? Do you have to work overtime?" Thinking of the black robe that destroyed the body, You Zhengping felt that it was great to be able to work overtime, and there was a hint of surprise in his words.
You Zhengping really didn't know what kind of expression Yu Hua should show if he was on the scene when he found that the suitcase was empty.
"Hey, I planned to get you and Yu Hua together for one night." Cen Xiao looked at a table of dishes in frustration.
"I'll leave a note," You Zhengping scribbled a note and stuck it on the table, "I will try my best to go home tomorrow morning."
This can only be done, Cen Xiao and You Zhengping left home.
They walked less than ten minutes before Yu Hua came to the door carrying vegetables. As soon as he was about to open the door with his fingerprints, he found that the position of the door handle deviated by 3 mm from when he left in the morning.
Has anyone been here? Did Xiaoyou come back, or did the property knock on the door? Yu Hua looked down at the footprints on the foot pads in front of the door. Based on the traces on the foot pads, it was speculated that two people had been here and they seemed to enter the door. One shoe size was the same as Xiaoyou, and the other was a bit like Cen Xiao. When Cen Xiao walks, his right foot will Slightly stronger than the left foot.
Xiao You took Cen Xiao back home, as if he had left again.
Yu Hua didn't rush into the door, crouched down and picked up a crayfish's whiskers.
The two of them also bought crayfish, which is alive from the color. Did you take them home to make crayfish and drink? Yu Hua frowned slightly.
He opened the door and walked in, and then took the opportunity to observe the shoe cabinet. The positions of Xiaoyou's slippers and a pair of guest slippers changed a lot.
Putting on his slippers, Yu Hua saw that the suitcase in the middle of the living room was missing.
His brows were frowning, and the suitcase and black robe were left for Xiaoyou. He didn't expect Xiaoyou to take Cen Xiao home. Could it be that Cen Xiao also saw it?
He is willing to let Xiaoyou know his identity, but Cen Xiao and the guardian organization...
A sullen flash flashed in Yu Hua's eyes, a little finger on the wall, and he wanted to use the "temporal playback" to check what happened when he was away. If Cen Xiao really saw it, it had not been more than ten minutes before the two of them left home. It is impossible to report things over the phone, and they must be interviewed face-to-face. They probably haven't arrived at the base yet, and there is not enough time.
Yu Hua controlled the energy to put the "temporal playback" as fast as possible, but nothing appeared in front of him, his ability was invalidated.
what happened? Yu Hua clicked on the sofa again. He also had nothing. He couldn't retrieve the "temporal playback" in the room.
There is only one reason for this phenomenon-someone uses the power of the laws of time or space to incorporate this area into their own laws. Unless they destroy the other's laws, they cannot use their power in this space.
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After discovering the identity of You Zhengping, Yu Hua shredded the trouser label and receipt, threw it into the toilet and flushed the trousers.
After discovering Yu Hua's identity, You Zhengping stuffed the black robe and mask into the space and completely destroyed it with an energy storm.
Mr. Melancholy: It's cold, put on your vest.
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There will be a change before eight o’clock in the evening, love everyone, what is it (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~
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