Chapter 602: I have 1 plan

谁 Who is this sand sculpture?
When I saw Deadpool, Parker's first thought was not to reveal his identity, but to be shocked by the sand sculpture temperament of Deadpool. He was the second and no one dared to be first.
"who are you?"
"I'm Wade Wilson, the captain of the superhero team 'X Agents'. Fans call me Lord Deadpool. Parker, we're watching you from the moment you get bitten by a spider, congratulations , You are a qualified hero and qualified to be one of us. "
Shocked servant Niu Biaobang said, pulling the chair from the desk, sitting on Parker's legs with his legs crossed, still shaking.
"Uh, this chair ..."
"I know, this is your property. Rest assured, we are a team of superheroes. No one will take your chair." Deadpool said, shaking his hips hard: "I have never seen anything worse than this. The chair, but I like it, creak, as if it was conquered by me. "
"No, I mean this chair cannot ..."
"Can't do anything? Is it hard? Sorry, I like hard! Quirk, I can work harder!"
Huh!
"Ah !! Help, helpme! My ass, I can't feel my anymore! Ah ah ah ------"
The wooden chair that had been in disrepair for a long time was broken by Deadpool, and a leg of the chair was stuck straight on his buttocks, causing him to roll all over the floor, making a scream of heartbreaking.
"..."
Parker shrugged and his depression improved a lot.
"Hey, good neighbor of New Yorkers, what are you smirking, come over to help me quickly." Deadpool turned his to Parker, humming as he asked for help.
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Parker's face was dignified, and he was in a struggle and struggle. His righteousness prevented him from neglecting the victim, he reached out a helping hand, and held the chair tightly.
"Hey, Parker, what's going on, how did you make the door like this?" The landlord came in angrily and saw the picture in the room for a moment.
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"Sorry, bother! Parker, the maintenance fee will be deducted from your rent deposit, and ... you don't have to worry about what I will say. In fact, I don't discriminate against anything. Really, next time, it will be smaller."
The landlord's face changed slightly, and he smiled awkwardly. He pretended to cover the vital parts calmly, and guarded like a thief, and retreated a little bit outside.
"No need, I'll pay for the maintenance." Just then, Russell appeared at the door, took out a roll of Franklin from his pocket, pointed out five and threw them in the corridor.
"God bless you, generous sir, this house is whatever you want, anyway!" The landlord picked up five banknotes in a rush, for fear of Russell regret, disappeared at the end of the corridor.
In terms of speed, he has the potential to be a superhero!
"I remember you, you are the one on the train ..."
When he saw Russell, Parker immediately appeared happy, trying to organize the language but did not know how to speak, because he still does not know who Russell's name is.
Help "Help, come and help me." Deadpool held his hands on the ground, turned his hips, and moved towards Russell.
"No problem, I like to help others." Russell grinned, accelerated the run-up, left an afterimage in place, and kicked himself on the chair leg.
Huh!
The picture was too beautiful, Parker covered his weak and helpless eyes, heard a scream in his ears, and then the room was completely quiet.
Uh ...
In the room, Deadpool leaned down and lay on the ground, his whole head stuck in the wooden wall, silently, maybe dead.
Russell chatted with Parker, the atmosphere was not bad, neglecting a sand sculpture, it was harmonious.
"The so-called Agent X is a hero squad composed of superpowers. The one who is splattering in the corner is the captain. You can call him Deadpool or Wade. Sand sculptures are also OK."
Parker scratched his head: "Uh, what should I call you?"
"Did I say that?"
"..."
"Forget it, let me say it again, my name is Russell. Forgetful Spider-Man, do you remember this time?"
"..."
Parker was silent for a moment. To be honest, he had no interest in this so-called Agent X team, and the opponent's strength dismissed him, making him feel better.
"Our Agent X team is different from other superhero organizations. There is no fixed place. Instead, we travel across the universe. Wherever there is evil, we appear. Yes, we are justice g ... heh, justice watcher! "
"Never mind, I don't want to leave New York." Parker shook his head and refused. The shuttle world was nonsense, but Thaksin believed: "And, just a city in New York has exhausted me, let alone elsewhere."
"It's okay, we don't force it. When you figure it out, you can call me and wait at any time."
Russell said, grabbing Deadpool's two legs, dragged his head out of the wall stiffly, waved at Parker, and dragged Deadpool away in the hallway.
After two minutes, Parker calmed down and stunned, "Damn, you leave the phone to me!"
When Parker rushed out of the apartment building, Russell and Deadpool could not be found anymore. He also wanted to ask each other for help and look for Mary Jane together!
"I was a fool……"
Uh ...
"I was a fool!"
Scourge sitting on the roof of a building with her hips covered, and madly sprayed at Russell: "Tell Parker with poor acting skills, Captain X is a sand sculpture, and he will join us if he is crazy!"
"But you are a sand sculpture!"
"That's the illusion that I'm confusing the enemy. Generally, I'm not a sand sculpture ..." Deadpool said this, sobbing over his face: "My favorite Parker is gone, without him joining, I also formed a fart X Special Team. I'm not playing anymore, I'm going home! "
"and many more!"
Russell held down Deadpool's shoulders: "Man, you misunderstood, in fact, everything was just intentional just now, in order to let Parker join us desperately."
"You made me a sand sculpture on purpose?"
"Yes, sand sculpture!"
Russell didn't feel good about waiting for the deadpool to respond: "Wade, you are a sand sculpture in itself. Instead of hiding it and tricking Parker into the team, it's better to show it directly. The more the X agent is useless, the more Parker looks down on you, The next plan becomes smoother. "
"Sorry, I didn't understand."
"I don't blame you, after all, you are a sand sculpture."
"Wow, I understand this sentence."
"..."
Looking at the inexplicable Deadpool, Russell drew his eyes, wondering if he was really stupid, or pretending to be stupid, and ignored the entry into the topic: "Human nature can not stand the stain of beautiful things, but if it is all black at first, What about it? "
"Man, I understand."
Deadpool took a slap on Russell's thigh and shouted in excitement: "Because we suck, and instead of pretending to be perfect, it's better to let Parker Park despair of us at first, and then gradually show the high-light side. Then he will Changing the first impression, I feel that X special team is actually pretty good, then change our view a little bit, and finally accept us completely. "
"Yes!"
"Russell, my dear brother, you are such a genius!"
"Well, you TM too!"
"Oh la la la ~~~"
The deadpool thought the plan was feasible, and he jumped and sang in excitement. After a while, he turned back and said, "No! Man, do we have a bright side?"
"Uh ... except you, everything."
"..."
"Relax!" Russell Zhizhu was holding, calmly said: "Parker is looking for Dr. Octopus, because his goddess Mary Jane was ..."
等等 "Wait, where's that Mary Jane from Bichi, Parker's goddess should be me!"
"Wade, you have to face reality, Parker's orientation is normal, he can't fall in love with you."
"I do not care!"
Russell rolled his eyes, too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and continued: "Parker and Dr. Octopus are comparable in strength, and Dr. Octopus has Mary Jane as a hostage, and Parker must not beat him. He resolves the crisis. "
Deadpool nodded madly: "Performing a hero to save the beauty, Parker will fall in love with me crazy, when I invite him to join the team, he loves and twists and agrees."
"..."
Russell took a deep breath: "Wade, if you dare to interrupt again, I will put Dr. Octopus in your body."
The stingy waiter put his knee on his back and sat down obediently, raised his hand to make a zipper motion, and signaled that he would never talk nonsense.
我们 "We help Parker rescue Mary Jane and make him owe a relationship, but this only makes him bad to reject us, and it is still far from a successful invitation."
Russell said with a grin: "This requires the help of Mary Jane. The woman is very ambitious and eager to become a famous actor. She needs flowers, applause, a flash, and a lot of praise, and these ... Hum, Parker couldn't give her. "
"In fact, Parker, as a busy superhero ~ EbookFREE.me ~, ca n’t even give Mary Jane the minimum time for two of them. Sooner or later, the two of them will be finished. The shock of love will make Parker heart. Frustrated ... "
"This is the best time for us to show up and invite him to the team!"
The deadpool fell into the beautiful fantasy of Russell weaving, hissing and slobbering, and desperate applause: "Russell, I love you!"
Russell pressed his hand, motioned to the Deadpool to be calm and calm, and added calmly: "In order to prevent deviations from the plan, I also prepared a second plan, that is ... Venom!"
The death guard raised his hand to answer: "Mr. Russell, I know, I know. Let Parker put on the venom and become an anti-hero without moral restraint, and he can be more perfectly integrated into us."
Russell nodded, exposing his sister-in-law's reassuring smile: "Wade, you have grown up."
"Uh, but this is my plan at first!"
"..."
Russell gave a cough. "Less nonsense, take out the venom, and start the second plan now."
等等 "Wait, man, isn't Venom with you?"
"Oh, when are you here?"
"..."
"Fcuk !!!" X2
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