Chapter 989: What day is it

才 How long has it been since the on-site service was cancelled?
Russell shook his head secretly. The devil is the devil. He has no enthusiasm at all, and the speed of fall is faster than that of changing his vest.
However, for the sake of Satan's online voice, he will not talk about it.
Russell knew that there was no operator or artificial voice service in the Hell Hotline, and the person who answered the phone was Satan, and said, "Ms. Satan, I helped you find three quality customers ..."
"Please press 1 for membership application, law ... Russell please hang up!"
"Really a good customer, you will regret not coming ..."
"Russell please hang up! Russell please hang up! Russell please hang up!"
Russell: "..."
看了 He glanced at his mobile phone, and gave a big cry: "Give you ten seconds, climb out of the bathtub to change clothes, and then appear in front of me, otherwise I will visit the door and let's talk while washing."
"Sbet, how do you know I'm bathing?"
There was a rush of water on the phone, and there was a faint cough of someone's water, and then a blind tone.
Maybe the phone has fallen into the water!
Russell closed the blood-red flip phone, shoved it behind him, and put a hand on his face.
This is an image call, he seems to feel that Miss Satan's bath water splashed on his face.
"Sergeant Russell, you just mentioned ... Satan? Are you kidding, or is the person's name special?"
Sarah Conner suddenly made a noise. On the day her lover died, she was a firm atheist, she didn't believe in God and she didn't believe in the devil.
But when Russell showed incredible ability, and then called and contacted Satan, she suddenly felt a little more convinced.
"Calm down, it's not a messy Satan, or a devil in hell, the Bible."
It can't be calmer!
Sarah Conner two steps away from Russell, praying that Russell is talking nonsense, there is no Satan at all.
"Relax, I won't hurt you."
Russell comforted: "Satan has a contract in his hand and uses his soul as a bargaining chip to realize seven wishes. How is that great?"
"..." x3
"What do you mean by this expression, don't believe me?"
"Sergeant Russell, did you get your super powers by signing a contract with Satan?"
"That's not true. I want to sign a contract, but Satan disagrees."
Huh!
In the talking room, the staircase door on the balcony on the top floor was opened, dressed in a ski suit, satan dressed like a red envelope.
"..." x3
The Connor family was collectively silent. Before I heard Russell said that Satan was a lady, they were mentally prepared. However, they did not expect that Satan was so conservative and completely different from the imaginary glamorous goods.
Humans dress more than the devil, it's scary to think about it!
Satan stomped on his snow boots, walked quickly to Russell, grabbed his collar: "Asshole, have you peeked at me to take a bath?"
"Are you responsible?"
Russell stared affectionately into the eyes of Satan's goggles, and stretched out his hands to wrap her waist.
"Dream less!"
Satan refused to have a love affair with the scumbag. After pushing Russell away, he pushed his goggles to his head, glanced over Conner's mother and son, and finally stopped at Anuo.
She tapped and stepped down Arnold two steps forward, ignoring his resistance. She opened his mouth and examined it like a beast, and finally surprised and said, "What a hell, you robot, there is a paradise configuration." . Come on, who is the one who gave you life, have you seen God? "
诺 Anuo rebelled angrily, unable to break away from Satan's arm, simply gave up useless work, and looked at Russell.
"God bless!"
Satan let go of Arnold, turned his stiff neck, and looked at Russell suspiciously: "Don't say you did it, otherwise I will lose sleep."
"Why can't it be me?"
"But you are the master of the dark dimension, and you can pollute the world by pissing, where's the heaven ..."
"I'm also holy water when I pee!"
Russell raised his right hand, the cross marks on the back of his hand were shining, a pair of angel wings unfolded, covering several people on the top floor.
This includes Miss Satan with her mouth open.
"Damn, I'm going to lose sleep."
Satan covered his face, lowered his goggles, and took out his mask to cover his only exposed skin, covering it in all directions.
She called God last night and planned to go to heaven to avoid the limelight. God refused decisively, so angry that she took down the dresser.
It now seems that the dresser died unjustly, because even if God nodded in agreement, Russell could go to heaven by his own power.
I thought of Russell before saying that he couldn't find where God's house was, and then went to to trouble her. Satan was a gritter, and it turned out to be a scumbag full of lies!
Pu Guangyi closed, Russell raised his hand and shook it in front of Satan, pointing at the same stupid Connor family: "Three over there want to sign a contract with you, what do you mean?"
"Not three, only two."
Satan is not very interested, 蔫 Baba said: "Although the robot has gained life, his soul has the label of heaven. I ca n’t take it away, so there is no meaning in making a transaction."
Russell was surprised and said, "Such a saying actually, don't the devil like to seduce a pure soul?"
"To me all souls are the same. If it is not for the propaganda that requires a negative case, I will not waste my energy to seduce a pure soul into hell."
"What do you think of me?"
Russell stepped forward and pointed to his face: "Tempt a holy soul into a fallen angel. Do you want to challenge it?"
不 "No, you are already degenerate."
Satan rolled his eyes, ignored the nonsense 啰 嗦 Russell, took off his gloves and hit a ringing finger, and two thick papers fell from the sky and landed at the feet of Conner's mother and son.
"Sarah Conner and John Conner, signed on the last page, each will get seven wishes, but the ugly words are ahead, the wishes may not be as perfect as you think."
Sarah Conner firmly guarded his son: "Not so much, we only need one wish."
怎么 "Why, you want to bargain with the devil?"
"No, I just ..."
"Then sign up quickly, there are hundreds of souls waiting to sign a contract with me, no time to ink with you." Talk to people other than Russell, Satan is aggressive.
Sarah Conner took a deep breath and begged: "Master, can I sign a contract?"
没 "No problem, I don't force it, but it's best to think about it, everyone has only one chance."
"Don't worry, just be me!"
Sarah Conner held down her dissatisfied son, and fell to her knees to turn the contract to the last page. A signing pen appeared out of thin air, she trembledly held it in her hand, and settled in the signature column.
Snapped!
诺 Anuo took the signature pen and looked calmly at Satan: "I want to sign a contract with you and get seven wishes, can I?"
"No, you are not qualified."
Satan shrugged: "It's a moving scene, but if it doesn't work, it won't work, your soul is worthless to me."
那 "If I trade with you and serve you as a servant, and after the death of their mother and son, I have everything for you, can I exchange for a wish?"
"Well ..."
Satan thought for a moment, unzipped the ski suit, took out the calculator and crackled for a while: "No problem, I am very generous to the servant who volunteered, and will give you a perfect wish, the consequences and costs will be borne by hell."
He said, the one-meter-thick deed for sale fell from the sky and fell under Anuo's feet.
之后 "After signing, you serve me as a devil servant. When their mother and son die, everything you own is mine."
"Wait a while!"
Russell looked strangely interrupted, interrupted, this scene is too familiar, God created the spirit of revenge, and as a result, signed a contract with the devil, it is a replica of the evil knight.
"Don't look at me, is too small to please a servant like you." Satan mistakenly thought that Russell had another idea and immediately dispelled him.
"No, I just want to ask, shouldn't Connor mother and son die in a car accident tomorrow?"
"..." x3
Hearing this, Anuo's hand holding the pen trembled slightly, feeling that he was too naive.
别 "Don't stigmatize my reputation. I have been a devil in Hell for 6,000 years, and I have never had a dispute over a contract."
"I understand."
Russell nodded and said to Arnold, "What are you doing, hurry up and watch the contract!"
"Oh."
"..."
Satan gritted his teeth and looked at Russell, while the scumbag pinched her body and questioned her character, it turned out to be a scumbag ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Conner's family was studying a contract for selling a deed. Suddenly, his waist was tight, and he shuddered in shock.
"what are you doing?"
Satan ran ten meters away, stood on the balcony, and Russell leaned in, so she resolved to jump down.
"I just want to ask, can I help you to mention a servant, is there any introduction fee? If you follow Hell's commission standard, it will be converted into an appointment, how many nights?"
"No, all night ..."
Satan's face was black, and when he stopped at halfway, he tangled and said, "Someday, I'll invite you to dinner another day."
She originally wanted to refuse directly, not to give the man a chance, and then go back and add an anti-theft lock. Instead, think about it, if you repeatedly refuse to cause the scumbag to lose patience and become a beast, wouldn't it be regretful.
God is unreliable. She can only think of ways to deal with it.
Satan regrets it. I knew it so. I did n’t the name of ‘Satan’. It was so good to be an angel in heaven.
Hell is the deceitful leader of any hell. She is the only one who has gone through hell!
"Really?"
Russell asked casually, did not expect Satan to agree to the abnormal situation.
To be honest, he really has no idea.
I was mainly seductive because of Satan's identity. When I thought about facing Satan's eating, I always felt that I wouldn't bully a few times. I'm so sorry for this rare opportunity.
真的 "Really, it must be another day!"
"Wait a while, this other day ... what day?"