Chapter 59: Squatting (3)

Chapter 59
"Well, you go inside and wash the clothes first. After you get inside, hand me the clothes. I put them in the washing machine. After washing, I dry them and put them in the clothes dryer to dry them." Wang Xia thought. Said for a moment.
"Then what am I wearing? I will stay in the bathroom for an hour or two?" Fang Zhiqiang rolled his eyes.
"What are you in a hurry? I'll find it for you. You first take a bath and take off your clothes to me." Wang Xia stared at Fang Zhiqiang and said.
Fang Zhiqiang thought for a while. It’s impossible for him to go out because of the smell of shit. He can only take a shower and change clothes. Although a little embarrassed, there is no way. He went directly into the bathroom, closed the door, took off his clothes, and only left. She took off her boxer briefs, then hid behind the door and handed the dirty clothes to Wang Xia.
"You don't change your underwear in the bath?" Wang Xia shouted outside.
"You don't need the underwear, right? It's not dirty." Fang Zhiqiang said embarrassedly.
"Everyone is dirty and your underwear is not dirty? Oh, you still know that you are embarrassed, sister hasn't seen anything? Don't be awkward, hurry, change me and throw it in the washing machine." Wang Xia shouted outside.
Fang Zhiqiang thought for a while, and felt that it was true. No woman in other people feels embarrassed by a big man. Why is she here? After thinking about it, he hid behind the door and took off the boxer briefs, and then handed them to Wang Xia. After Wang Xia took the boxer briefs, Fang Zhiqiang closed the door and started taking a shower.
With this smelly body and sweat all over the body, taking a bath is really comfortable. In addition, Wang Xia's house is a bathtub. Fang Zhiqiang, who has always been showering, occasionally takes such a bath and feels physically and mentally happy.
After soaking for a long time and applying shower gel several times, I felt that it was already clean and could no longer be clean. Fang Zhiqiang scrubbed himself clean, hid behind the door, shouted Wang Xia’s name, and asked Wang Xia to give it to herself. The clothes came, but no one was seen after shouting a few words. This made Fang Zhiqiang anxious, but he stayed naked in the bathroom. If Wang Xia really played him at this moment, it would really make him feel bad. After waiting for a while, Fang Zhiqiang listened carefully to the sound outside the door, but the silence outside was terrible, and there was no sound at all. I called Wang Xia’s name a few more times. Without a response, Fang Zhiqiang concluded that Wang Xia was playing tricks on him. The anger in Fang Zhiqiang’s heart could not be stopped at this moment, but he couldn’t go out at all, he couldn’t. Run out and stand in front of Wang Xia without wearing anything? Fang Zhiqiang is not shameless yet.
"Wang Xia, do you think this is interesting? I tell you, human patience is limited. You should stop joking and don't go too far." Fang Zhiqiang stood by the door and said, he firmly believed that Wang Xia could hear. Moreover, I firmly believe that Wang Xia is hiding outside the door and preparing to watch his jokes.
Fang Zhiqiang waited after saying this, but to his surprise, Wang Xia still did not answer.
"Wang Xia, it's really enough. I'll tell you, if you don't bring your clothes over, I'll be really angry." Fang Zhiqiang said in an angry tone, but still did not see Wang Xia talking.
The angry Fang Zhiqiang couldn't take care of that much either. He picked up a towel and blocked it in an important place and then awkwardly opened the door and walked out, because there were no bath towels in the bathroom, only a few such short face towels. This kind of short towel is impossible to surround at all, at most it can only hide in front of it to cover up.
Originally thought Wang Xia was outside the door, but Fang Zhiqiang was not seen by anyone after opening the door. The puzzled Fang Zhiqiang began to move slowly and awkwardly, looking around for Wang Xia's whereabouts. But I searched the living room and a few rooms with open doors but didn't see anyone. Even Fang Zhiqiang from the balcony hid behind the wall and sneaked out his head to take a look. There was still no one. In the end, Fang Zhiqiang had no choice but to focus his eyes on the only bedroom with the door closed.
"Did Wang Xia fall asleep?" Fang Zhiqiang thought, and finally felt that there was only such a possibility.
Fang Zhiqiang knocked on the door lightly, and without seeing a response, he had to slowly open the door of the master bedroom, and looking inside, it was also empty.
I don’t know where Wang Xia went, but Fang Zhiqiang believed that Wang Xia was playing tricks on him deliberately. The unbearable Fang Zhiqiang looked around for his mobile phone, and finally found his mobile phone on the coffee table in the living room. It was obviously that Wang Xia was giving it. He took it out when he washed the clothes. Because there was no one in the house, Fang Zhiqiang couldn't take care of so much. He sat on the sofa, crumpled the towel and threw it aside, lit a cigarette and took a couple of puffs and started calling Wang Xia. The phone rang for a long time, and finally hung up. Seeing Wang Xia not answering her phone, Fang Zhiqiang further determined the guess in his heart, and continued to call Wang Xia with full of anger. The call here just got connected and there was a connected beep. But over there, the door of the living room was suddenly opened.
"Why are you making so many calls to me in such a hurry?" Wang Xia walked in with several bags in her hand, and said as she walked in to change her shoes and looked at Fang Zhiqiang. However, as soon as he finished speaking, Wang Xia's eyes widened, and Fang Zhiqiang stared at Wang Xia in a daze. Then, Fang Zhiqiang jumped up and threw the cigarette on the ground, blocking it with her hand. The key part of himself ran quickly to the bathroom, and then closed the door.
Wang Xia also stood at the door blankly, then her face flushed, she smiled again, changed her shoes, walked to the bathroom door and said to Fang Zhiqiang, "Fang Zhiqiang, what are you doing? Do you want to play a at my house? You want to hook me up?"
"Hooking up with your sister, Wang Xia, your uncle, believe it or not that I beat you to death, are you such a fool?" Fang Zhiqiang, who was angry and ashamed, could not help but swear directly at Wang Xia. He was indeed So angry.
"You want to beat me? Come on, now we are the two of us. The timing is just right. As long as you dare to come out, I will let you beat me. I will never resist, dare you?" Wang Xia was not angry at all, and said with a smile.
"Your uncle, quickly bring me the clothes in, or I will demolish your house, believe it or not." Fang Zhiqiang really didn't dare to go out, so he could only curse and threaten Wang Xia, but his momentum was instantly weakened. .
"I really don’t have a seed. I’m going to demolish my house. I’m standing outside and let you beat you up. Don’t you have the courage to demolish my house? If you don’t have the courage, don’t talk harshly here, Xiao Zhiqiang, sister is outside You were still wearing urine and mud at the time." Wang Xia laughed and said, "Open the door."
"You are sick, and you like to see a man go out looking for a duck. I didn't have time to pay attention to you, so I quickly took the clothes in." Fang Zhiqiang continued to curse.
"Fang Zhiqiang, you are addicted to cursing today, are you? Do you really think you are Cheng Guanxi? I ​​have never seen a man like you, a little boy who doesn't have the same hair? You don't open the door to me. How do you get your clothes in? Are you squeezed in your head by the door or kicked by a donkey? Open the door quickly, and I won't bother to care about you if I don't open the door anymore. I don't want to wear clothes as you like." Wang Xia was finally angry.
Hearing what Wang Xia said, Fang Zhiqiang knew that he had misunderstood Wang Xia. He knew that he was wrong and dared not say anything. He obediently hid behind the door and opened the door.
"You will die if you open it, thinking that you are really a national treasure, and everyone wants to take a look at it? Hurry up, don't chirp." Wang Xia continued to curse.
Fang Zhiqiang had to open the door again, and then he saw Wang Xia handing in several bags, all of which were well-known clothing names. It was obvious that she had just gone out to buy a new one.
"You bought it newly?" Fang Zhi asked weakly.
"Get out and get out when you're dressed." Wang Xia said coldly, and then walked away directly from the bathroom.
In fact, Fang Zhiqiang knew that he had blamed Wang Xia when he saw the new clothes that Wang Xia handed in. Wang Xia didn't deliberately want to play with herself, but rushed out to buy her own clothes. Thinking of this, Fang Zhiqiang felt warm and guilty. He really regarded Wang Xia's kindness as a donkey liver and lungs. To let a woman like Wang Xia go out to buy clothes for a man in person, to be honest, this kindness is not so big.
Fang Zhiqiang didn't feel like putting on his clothes in his heart. It was strange that Wang Xia actually bought him a good fit, and at first glance, he knew that the clothes were not cheap. Fang Zhiqiang got dressed and said to Wang Xia sitting on the sofa in the living room with a smile on his face: "Mr. Wang, the clothes are really good. Your vision is really dumb. This is definitely a professional-level vision."
"Have you done your flattering?" Wang Xia turned her head and looked at Fang Zhiqiang indifferently.
Fang Zhiqiang was very embarrassed. It was obvious that this flattery was shot on a horse's hoof.
"If you find it annoying, then I'll finish filming." Fang Zhiqiang smiled awkwardly.
"Roll right away after the flattering is done. I'm annoyed to see you here, okay?" Wang Xia said coldly.
"Mr. Wang, I was called by you when I got off work. I didn't eat here. I was really hungry. I don’t have the strength to walk when I’m hungry, right?" Fang Zhiqiang immediately leaned on the sofa. Looks wronged.
"What's wrong? Do you still want me to cook some dishes for you? You still have a drink before leaving?" Wang Xia asked with a sneer.
"Never mind the wine, I am a good man in the new century, not good for this. Mr. Wang, you didn't have dinner, or let's go out for a meal and forget it. How about my treat?" Fang Zhiqiang said flatly. . He mainly realized his mistakes, so he put his face on his face and wondered how to please Wang Xia.
"It's so fresh. Are you willing to spend money to invite me to dinner? But tell you, I never eat dinner at night, I only eat apples, and I have already eaten apples." Wang Xia said coldly.
"I'm hungry too, do you still have apples? I'll eat an apple before leaving," Fang Zhiqiang said flatly.
"Apples? Okay, if you want to eat, I'll make you full today." After saying that, Wang Xia got up and went to the kitchen to play tricks. When she came out she was holding a fruit basket in her hand. Six or seven apples, all washed.
"So many? Really don't need that many, I'll be enough," Fang Zhiqiang said when Wang Xia was so polite.
"Don't you like to eat apples? Then let you eat enough today. Here, I will eat all of this place. No one is allowed." Wang Xia put the apple directly in front of Fang Zhiqiang and said.
Fang Zhiqiang's eyes widened, and then said to Wang Xia: "Mr. Wang, you are too ruthless. You are planning to kill me. No, I ran to you hungry to give it to you. After digging out the toilet for an hour, did you treat me like that? Are you too unkind?"
"Honesty? You are not afraid of insulting these two words when you say these two words from your mouth. I drove out in such a hurry to buy clothes for you. You will see your face being scolded by you when you come back. To be kind to me? Tell you, this is the first time this girl buys clothes for a man, and it is also the first time that she has been scolded like this. If it weren’t for you to pass the toilet to me today, the old lady would just chop you off. Eat or not? Get out of me if you don't eat." Wang Xia said angrily.
"No... Didn't I misunderstand you? I... Besides, you've seen my body completely. You didn't run in vain when you went out, right? Look, you go out to me When I buy clothes, I will show you what I wear without wearing any clothes. I paid you the toilet for an hour and you didn't see how you could show me." Fang Zhiqiang deliberately changed the subject.
"What's the matter? Do you want me to show you no clothes?"