Chapter 864: I am really Xianzun

864 I'm really immortal
For Zhongshan suit, there are only two kinds of people in this world, and he does not lie.
One is a fellow, the other is a beggar. Between colleagues, the hair was empty, and they were all vigilant to death. It is basically impossible to cheat their money. The other is a beggar. These people are poor to die or walk with him, they are all liars. Therefore, these two kinds of people, he will never lie!
No matter what other people, Zhongshan suit will not let go. The biggest vote he ever did was to impersonate a provincial cadre in a county seat, to cheat, cheat, and cheat money in the county seat. As a result, no one could pierce his scam, but various leaders entertained him. Too happy!
For Zhongshan suits, such people deserve to be deceived. The reason they fail to expose themselves is because of their guilty conscience. Those who have ghosts in their hearts lie to one.
Deception is best used on two types of people, one with a ghost inside, one with greed, or one with a need. The generous brain disability in front of me is obviously in need, there is no brain, do not lie to him, I am sorry for myself, I am sorry for the country!
"You mean, do you need money?"
Money is an absolute thing for a fairy. Considering the need for funds for activities in the human world, when Shui Hua came down, he deliberately saved more money. He had a storage bag with a lot of coils inside.
"Yes, a lot."
Zhongshan nodded and said with great difficulty, "Xingyue City is not like any city. You can take a plane or a train. You want to go to Xingyue City. There is only one bus per day. Now the tickets are sold out. It is estimated that I will not be able to buy a ticket within a month. If I want to go, I have to smuggle. But the risk of smuggling is high. Even me, I have to spend a lot of money to clear a lot of relationships. Shuttle. "
"Money is not a problem, how much do you want."
A joy in Zhongshan suit, it really is stupid and rich.
He turned his eyes and raised five fingers.
"Five more gold ingots? OK."
Shui Hua nodded, and then took out fifty gold ingots from the storage bag. The eyes of the Zhongshan suit are all straight, lying down, this person is really a big tyrant!
"The money is not in vain!"
Although I was curious where this man took out so much gold, Zhongshan suit later thought of the most important question. There are so many people here!
He hurriedly took out a woven bag and let Shuihua put the gold ingots into the woven bag. "There are so many bad people in this world. You take out so much money and be careful to be caught by scammers!"
"Oh, my deity is so clever, but no liar can fool me!"
Shui Hua said proudly.
"Yes, yes, you are a man with real great wisdom. Who can lie to you! But be careful!"
This is the human world, or come in accordance with the rules of the human world.
"But ... fifty ingots ... is not enough ..."
"How much does that take? Is it Wu Baiding?"
Shui Hua's brow frowned slightly. "This deity only brought eighty ingots this time. Unexpectedly, prices in the human world have grown so fast."
A thousand years ago, this ingot of gold could do a lot of business!
"It's eighty at eighty! I'm a little bit lost, who knows you! This recognition is fate, let's all be friends. You follow me, I will take you to the shuttle."
Under the leadership of this liar, Shuihua turned east and west, not knowing how far.
"Not yet?"
"It's coming, it's just ahead!"
Zhongshanzhuang finally led Shuihua to a van, "They will take you to Xingyuecheng!"
Shuihua accidentally saw that after he got into the car with this Zhongshan suit, he took a stack of red paper from a bald man.
What are those red pieces of paper for? But the spell should be yellow paper, right?
I really don't understand the current human society, it's a mess. Or are those red papers a must-have spell to make this box-like magic work?
Just as Shui Hua guessed, he saw that bald man also sat in, and then started the car. This magic weapon really walked up, and it was really powerful. After the water blooms, it is also a fetus. After a toss, he was a bit tired, so he closed his eyes and sat down, sitting cross-legged and starting to work his internal skills silently.
And Qin family blood, Rui beasts are different. After the other eight of the heavens descended from the ascendant, the immortality in the body would automatically become true Qi, although it was a little inconvenient, but in order to find the Swiss beast, this little sacrifice was nothing.
The car can go for about three or four hours. It's getting dark, and Bald has led Shuihua to a small hotel.
"It's too late, let's eat something and get on the road."
The bald man said, he had already got out of the car and walked into the small hotel. Shuihua's heart was a little upset, and it was important to rush on his own. This mere mortal dared to delay his trip!
However, his stomach also gurgles a few times, hey, it turned out to be a mortal, it really is a bit of trouble. It seemed that smelling a scent of meat from the shop, Shuihua reluctantly got off the car and followed into the hotel.
There are several small dining tables in the lobby of the hotel for guests to eat. The bald man ordered a few dishes of meat and invited Shui Hua to dine together.
Shuihua belly was really hungry, so she picked up the chopsticks and began to enjoy it.
After eating for a while, the bald man has not moved his chopsticks. Shuihua initially thought that he didn't eat with him, but later he felt a little bit wrong. This person does not know that he is a fairy, so why not eat together?
"Why don't you eat?"
Shui Hua said, "The deity allows you to eat together."
"Oh, I don't want to eat it. The medicine has been used in this meal. You can enjoy it by yourself."
"Prescription? What medicine?"
"I can't say the name, either. It's made in the United States and it's designed to let you sleep."
"Oh, do you want to kill yourself?"
Shuihua laughed sneer, "The deity is innocent and innocent. You do n’t have this medicine in your eyes ..."
Before the words were over, Shuihua's eyes were dark, and he threw himself on the table. Although he is 100% poison-free, it is also a medicine for thousands of years. The current development of drugs is more diverse, and his physical resistance has basically failed to keep up. It's a fetus again, how can it bear this medicine, completely fainted.
"Hey, I don't want to kill my life, I just make some money."
The bald sneered, "Don't blame me, blame the hawker who sold you!"
Shuihua felt a chill, and his body was very cold, as if swimming in Tianhe. When he woke up, he found that he was really soaked in a stinky ditch, and that his abdominal pain was severe. Looking down, he found that he had a sutured scar on his abdomen! Shui Hua was startled, and he quickly looked inside and found that the kidney on his right was missing!
"Look!"
Shuihua couldn't help swearing, and the wicked really stunned themselves with drugs and took away one of his kidneys!
Although the kidney can be repaired in the fairy realm, in the human realm, you can't go back without finding the Swiss beast! If you do n’t go back, you ca n’t heal! And the body of a kidney is simply fragile!
There was no way for water blooms, so I had to gather the qi first and use my ability to control the water. In the right kidney, I temporarily simulated a kidney with water! In this case, I can barely deal with it ... I just don't know how long this thing can support! It is urgent to go to Xingyuecheng ... but his clothes are now worn out, and his vitality cannot be used to change a better one for the time being. All the money was cheated away, and his body was weak. Shuihua could only pick up a wooden stick from the side, limping on the stick, and limping to the road.
From time to time, the magic weapon that humans use to run ran over, but Shuihua waited there for a long time, and none of them was willing to stop and take him for a ride. After all, he was smelly now, and no one wanted to approach.
By the way ... martial arts ... Shuihua just saw a sign standing next to it, which says, five kilometers away, the Tibetan Sword Villa!
As long as they find the martial arts themselves and tell them their identity, they will definitely help themselves! Just give yourself some time, let him take some panacea, and no matter how good luck is, the injury will be much reduced!
Correct! I am really too smart!
Shuihua particularly admired himself. He just limped, dragged his injured body, and walked more than 5,000 meters along the way. Finally, he saw the gate of the Tibetan Sword Villa.
Great ... Shui Hua's tears are rousing with excitement. He is hungry and sleepy now, and very hungry, his lips are chapped. In the sky is a fairy who does not eat fireworks. In the human world, he is just a common man!
This dude is ragged, with loose hair, a stick, and a stench, where is the immortality of heaven! He moved to the gate of the mountain, shouted at it, exhausting his energy.
"Come ... come ... come ..."
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A gatekeeper disciple in a mountain village was snoring. He was awakened by the shout. He walked up to the mountain gate and found a beggar standing in front of the gate.
"Come on, go farther! We don't give alms!"
"Ben, deity is not asking for food ... deity ... deity is looking for your landlord again ..."
"Get away from Lao Tzu! A person who wants to have dinner also wants to see our owner? Are you sick?"
"The deity said ... the deity ... not for dinner ..."
Shui Hua screamed angrily, "The deity ... is ... the northern part of the rain department ... Xianzun!"
"Get a few belly rolls!"
The disciple shook his lips, "I have heard of Yubei. Those are the eight immortals who are high above you! You said that you are Yubei Xianzun? Damn, you do n’t urinate and look at your virtue! Daydreaming too much, do not hurry up! "
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